Trigger Warnings: Mentions of death, mentions of murder, kinda spoilers for FNAF? implied suicidal thoughts, CRINGE, i think that it.

     It was Janus' turn to watch the kids. They were still warming up to Remus, but they saw Janus as a father. "Jan! Come on!" Ruby whined as he pulled on Janus' cape.

     "Okay okay. I'm coming."

     Janus was led into the twins room which was slightly messy. He would have to help them pick up after. Janus sat down on Speedy's bed while she was playing on her laptop. "Hey J."

     "How did you know it was me?"

     "Your shoes click when you walk and Ruby is over there. Who else would we allow into our room while we are in here?"

     "You would let Thomas in here."

     "Yeah but we can sense Thomas."

     "That's true. Now, Ruby, hat did you need me for?"

     "Help me convince Speedy why she is wrong!"

     A scream erupted from the female side. She slammed her laptop closed and huffed. She turned towards Ruby, "You little prick! Foxy got me because of you!"

     "Okay, Ruby what argument do you need settled?"

     "Ew. You sound like Logan," Speedy grimaced.

     "She's saying that if she was in Five Nights at Freddy's, she would let William Afton kill her and shove her in an animatronic suit!"

     "Okay, and Speedy, why do you think that?"

     "Well there are multiple reasons!"

     "I feel like we need to go visit Emile," Janus sighed. Janus knew that Emile was in his office. He wasn't really doing anything as Thomas was at home today planning video ideas. He's still trying to find a way to explain Virgil's absence. Janus snapped and the three sides appeared in Emile Picani's office, scaring the poor man.

     After calming himself down, Emile greeted the three sides. Ruby and Speedy sat down and Janus stood off to the side. "So what brings you here today?"

     "So you know FNAF right?" Speedy asked.

     Emile didn't really get into video games, certainly not horror games.

     Speedy sighed and proceeded to explain away the entire plot and concept of the game, along with a lot of the lore of the game. Although it was just the basic rundown.

     "And that's how William Afton got stuck in Springtrap and that's all you need to know. From there the timeline and lore is all screwed up and is basically all speculation," Speedy finished. 

     Emile was extremely disturbed. This small teenager was playing a game about animatronics that were possessed by dead children who were murdered at a pizzeria by William Afton who is also the owner of the pizzeria. Those children then got revenge by scaring him into his killing suit in which the spring locks failed and killed him but then he started to possess the Spring Bonnie animatronic suit and that was just a basic rundown?! "This is why I don't plat horror games," Emile muttered.

     "Are you done with your lore rant? Can we actually settle the argument now?"

     "Oh ha ha. I'm done. We can continue you're little argument now."

     "Okay okay. Now Ruby what do you want to talk about?"

     "She says that if she was in the FNAF universe, she would go and beg Afton to kill her and shove her in a suit."

     "Okay... And- uh- Speedy why do you think that?"

     "Multiple reasons! Do you people not understand that?"

     "It's the multiple reasons that is concerning me!" Ruby complained. Emile internally cooed. He cares for his sister.

     "Okay. Well one, have you been in the room alone? Those thought things are depressing! Two, have you met me? What about me tells you I appreciate where I am at all? I'm depressing as fuck! And three, did you miss the bit where I said those dead children are now immortal?!"

     "What does immortality have to do with anything?" Ruby asked.

     "Whoa are we just going to skip over the fact she just said she's suicidal?" Janus asked.

     "It's common," both twins said in unison.

     "Think about it Ruby. Immortality! No more running from death!"

     "We all die one day! There is no way to escape it!"

     "I know that! But in this case, you keep living! Besides, I get to kill a bunch of night guards after!"

     "Okay wait-" Emile started, only to be cut off by Ruby.

     "Actually that doesn't sound that bad. Immortality, getting revenge, killing innocent night guards who just needs a job, no need for food, sleep, or breathing."

     "And no more baths."

     "What? Ew. That's just a you thing. And a Remus thing..."

     "I'm a cat! What do you expect?!"

     "I know. I can practically hear your sobs when taking a bath. It's kinda hilarious."

     "How dare you laugh at my torment."

     "What is happening?!" Emile asked loudly.

     "Well Picani we settled an argument and then I started making fun of her cat like tendencies. Thanks for your help I guess."

     Speedy put a hand on Ruby's shoulder, "Ooo! Do you think if we find Remus he could conjure a Freddy's Pizzeria with it's very own William Afton?"

     "Wait what?!" Janus and Emile screeched, but the twins had already started out of the room. 

     "I swear. Teenagers scare the living shit out of me," Janus sighed.

     "My Chemical Romance reference, I love it!" Speedy said as she popped her head around the corner only to book it down the hall again.

     "Get back here! I am not letting you die on my watch!"

     "We can't even die!" Ruby yelled back.

     "That doesn't matter! Get back here!"

     And that's how Janus and Emile were sent on a wild goose chase after the two teens who were trying to get an imaginary serial killer to kill them. Adventures in the mind scape are chaotic and interesting.

Im so fucking tired oh my gosh. Um here's this. It's inspired by my actual thoughts about this topic. Uh my thoughts are Speedy's thoughts. I wrote this in like an hour and I'm about to pass out. uh good night.

shit i have chores to do ssshhhiitttt

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thats just a theory. A GAME THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING!