Okay wait- this dessert shows up a lot in future books I'll write because it's the only thing I know how to cook. That and cookies. But it's a really good dessert unless you are allergic to nuts.... Either way it's really good and you should try it.

Trigger warnings: Remus being Remus, mention of dead bodies, fire, Remus being an idiot

     "This is totally a good idea!"

     Janus, Roman, Logan, and Patton were with Thomas. They were doing a video or whatever. 

     Janus was currently posing as Virgil as they still haven't figured out how to get the twins into the videos. They still weren't good at rising up... Remy was there to make sure Janus acted just like Virgil. Or to hang out with Joan. We don't know yet... Emile left with Talyn to get food.

     That left Remus to take care of the twins. Who decided this was a good idea?!

     "Yeah!" Speedy said.

     "Guys are we sure about this? I mean we could mess something up! We could light a fire! We could burn the house down! We could die! Or worse, we could burn the food!"

     "Cool it Tiny Fight Club. We'll be fine."

     "Yeah! Plus! What better way to celebrate our 1 month anniversary for existing than to make lunch!"

     "Ugh fine. But I'm doing the measuring."

     They soon found out that making actual lunch is hard. Like really hard.

You have to cut things a certain way and there's a lot of steps and it's tiring. So, Ruby prompted that they make a dessert.

"What dessert? Macaroni Macaroons? Lava filled tarts? Eyeball ice cream?!" Remus prompted.

"What? Ew no. Uh how about Nutella brownies?" Ruby asked.

"Ugh okay Mr. Boring Food. How do we make it? Do we need to look it up or something?"

"Uh actually all we need is a large bowl, two and a half cups of Nutella, one cup of flour, one cup of sugar, four eggs, vanilla, and baking trays. Oh yeah and we have to preheat the oven to 350°," Ruby said with no hesitation.

     Speedy marveled, "Woah! That's cool how you know that by heart! Where did you find the recipe?"

     Ruby blinked and rubbed his head, "I uh- don't know. I just... knew it."

     Remus took note of this. He was definitely going to bring it up at the next little meeting the sides had.

     "Okay dorks, let's get started!"

     They put the ingredients into the bowl, there was no specific order. They added a dash of vanilla. The dash turned into the whole bottle when the cap came off. They had to start from scratch again....

     They finally got the brownies into the oven. "Okay now we leave them in for 20 minutes and then 10 minutes every time until it's cooked," Ruby informed.

     Remus groaned, "Why so much work? Why can't we just put it in for like 30 minutes and it be done???"

     Speedy sat down next to Remus, "Less likely you burn the house down."

     "Ah. Makes sense. Hey do you want to go dig up bodies in the backyard?"

     "Hell yeah!"

     The siblings weren't allowed in the imagination. Partly because of what they said while with Emile and Janus and partly because the imagination was dangerous. There were dangerous people, creatures, and environments. Everyone made a collected decision to keep the kids away from the depths of the imagination. However, the rare chance that the kids wanted to go outside, they were allowed into the large front and back yards. 

     The two children and their 'adult' caretaker all ran outside. They stayed outside long enough to dig up at least one body. They got kinda side tracked when Remus lost one of the feet. 

     "Wait... Where is my phone?" Ruby asked, coming out of the hole they dug.

     "I don't know. Did you check the hole?" Speedy asked.

     "I think it's still in the house," Remus shrugged.

     Realization slapped them all in the face. With a brick. With knives sticking out of it. Attached to a moving train. Hurtling off a cliff. 

     "Shit the brownies."

::: Oh look its a cut to another shot so it's not as confusing :::

     Thomas groaned as he sat down on the floor. He laid all the way down on the carpet. He groaned once more and put his hands over his eyes. 

     Janus crouched down, "Are you okay Thomas?"

     "Just a massive headache. I'll be fine."

     "That's preposterous! You only have headaches when there is a fire in the mind scape," Logan said.

     "Yeah and we usually put it out before it could damage anything," Remy shrugged.

     "Wait fires in your head cause headaches?" Joan asked chuckling.

     "Yeah..." Emile confirmed. They were all deep in thought trying to figure out why Thomas was having an extreme headache. 

     Realization all slapped them in the face times three, "The kids are being babysat by Remus."

     Thomas sat up quickly, "What?!"

     All the sides sank down. They ran towards the commotion coming from the kitchen. 

     "Remus don't put oil into the flames!" Speedy yelled.

     "How stupid can you be?!" Ruby yelled as he looked through cabinets for a fire extinguisher.

     "Oh hhiiiiiii Janus and Logannnn... What are you doing here?" Speedy said as she spotted the sides that were shocked at the door. She hid the bucket of water she was holding behind her back.

     "What did you guys do?!" Roman yelled out, conjuring more fire extinguishers.

     "Well we tried to make brownies in celebration of the kids being here for a month and we got side tracked..." Remus trailed off.

     Speedy poked her way from the doorway she was behind, "You lost a dead man's freaking foot!"

     "What?!" All the sane sides screeched.

     "He was dead! What was he going to do with it? Come back from the dead, pull his foot off, and start sucking the maggots out of is foot one by one like a popsicle?" 

     "Wait what?! Did you dig up dead people again?!" Roman screeched as he, Logan, and Ruby finally put the fire out. It was a large fire.

     "Again?!" Emile and Remy shouted.

     "No! I mean yes! But this time the children helped! They are my accomplices!"

     "Hey you little snitch!" Speedy yelled from where she was wringing out her tail and hair.

     "Woah what happened to you Coffee Creamer?" Remy asked.

     "Well when you guys showed up to help, I went to pour out my bucket of water I grabbed, tripped, fell, and got doused in water. Can I have like a towel or something?"

     Emile summoned a towel and handed it to her. SHe muttered a thanks and continued to dry off with the towel. Ruby, Speedy, and Remus all looked up at Logan and Janus. 

    "You do know what this means right?" Janus asked.

     "That we burnt the brownies?" Ruby asked with a hopeful shrug.

     "Remus you are no longer allowed to look after the kids when alone in the house," Logan said sternly which was met with collective groans.

     Remus crossed his arms like a child, "You're mean."

     "Yes I am evil, now you and Ruby are to clean up this mess while Speedy goes showers."

     "WHAT?!"

Heh- this was fun. 

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