Britain left the EU.

I think the title says it all.

Yes, that's right. Britain are so stupid that they voted to leave the EU.

I mean, I don't even understand why. It's just the worst decision we've ever made.

GODDAMMIT WHY BRITAIN WHY

Okay let's do the thing that I like doing where I say a load of stuff that makes sense in my head but not on paper.

David Cameron made a huge mistake by saying he'd have a referendum if he was voted in. He only did it so he'd get re-elected, and he must've hoped that we'd all have enough BRAINS to vote to remain. BUT NO. So he fucked up, and then the Great British public fucked up even more, so we left.

WELL FUCKING DONE, BRITAIN. WELL DONE.

I mean, surely we should have realised by now that the British public always vote for the stupid option when they do polls. Like the time we anted to name that boat 'Boaty McBoatface', and the time we said Justin Bieber should go on tour to North Korea. And now we've made the worst decision possible. TO LEAVE THE BLOODY EU.

FUCKING HELL WHY ARE WE ALL SO THICK.

Actually, I'm being a bit unfair to some people. Scotland and Northern Ireland all voted to remain, by a 62% and 55.7% majority respectively, 46.8% of English people voted remain, and 48.3% of Wales voted remain.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT LEAVES 51.9% OF PEOPLE WHO WERE THICK ENOUGH TO THINK THAT LEAVING IS A GOOD IDEA.

NO. JUST, NO.

Okay so let's make a list of consequences because lists are phabulous.

NOW before I start let's just establish that I don't know everything (shocking I know) and I've only had a day to research this and tings are changing rly fast so I probably haven't got all the consequences so if you can think of another plz tell me :)

1) THE STERLING

So last time I checked the pound had gone down by 10%. That's the lowest it's been for THIRTY YEARS. And it happened in about six hours because we voted leave and everyone got super scared like 'britain will die now' and so the pound went down by a LOT.

2) DAVID CAMERON

He made a massive mistake so now he isn't prime minister any more and we have until October to find a new leader and will that happen? Yes, obvs, but the new leader will probably be shit.

3) CHAIN OF EVENTS

There are a few countries in the EU whose governments are anti-EU. What if we start a chain of events that leads to those countries leaving? What will happen to them then? And what will happen to the EU?

4) SCOTLAND AND NORTHERN IRELAND

well bye then because they're both probably going to have referendums and that menas they'll be independent and bYE GUYS

Okay I can't do this any more it's organised and I'm not feeling organised I'm feeling chaotic and messed up and AAARGH

Right so this is all a load of shit obviously so let's look at some of the reasons why people voted leave

1- BECAUSE THEY'RE THICK (sorry)

2- right so I was talking to my grandma and the conversation went a little like this -

Me: Did you vote leave?

Her: Yes! Isn't it great!

Me: I'm never talking to you again bYE

But then I saw her later on and I asked her why and she said 'I've got your country back for you! You'll thank us in twenty years!'

And I was like 'HELL NO WOMAN I DON'T WANT MY COUNTRY IF IT'S FUCKED UP AND BROKEN RETURN TO SENDER PLZ'

Like, I'm sorry, but 'got your country back'? I never fucking lost 'my country'. I live in my country, along with a lot of other people. I've lost my country now that we're afloat all alone in the ocean with no-one to help other than a load of racists and idiOTS.'

MY GOD I'M SO ANGRY AND SAD AND ANNOYED I CAN BARELY THINK.

I'm going to stop writing now but rest assured, you haven't seen the last of this topis. MY ANGER CANNOT BE COMPRESSED INTO NE CHAPTER. IT WILL OVERFLOW AND FILL MANY CHAPTERS. MILLIONS OF CHAPTERS. ALL THE CHAPTERS.

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH MY GOD I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS.

okay bye i'm going to go and smash something and yell at some Leave voters