Adrien: So, weird question. You wouldn't happen to know why there was a ladybug in my room this morning, would you? 🤨

Marinette: Why would I know anything about a ladybug in your room?

Adrien: Because it was suspiciously hovering around my closet. And disappeared when it saw me 🧐

Marinette: Maybe it was just trying to stay warm. It is February 🤷🏻‍♀️

Adrien: Or maybe it was a thief...

Marinette: Thief?

Adrien: Yep. My favorite green hoodie is missing 🕵🏼

Marinette: That's... odd?!

Adrien: Super odd! And you're the prime suspect, M

Marinette: Me?! What makes you think I'd steal your hoodie?

Adrien: Because you're blushing through the phone right now?!

Marinette: I am NOT blushing!

Adrien: Uh-huh. Then prove it.

Marinette: Prove what?

Adrien: That you don't have it. Send me a picture of your outfit today. Hoodie check!

Marinette: You're unbelievable

Adrien: Thank you ☺️

Marinette: That wasn't a compliment

Adrien: Come on, M'Lady. Just admit you wanted something to remember me by

Marinette: Why would I need your hoodie to remember you? You're literally everywhere-billboards, TV, magazine covers...

Adrien: Your Lock Screen 😏

Marinette: Adrien!

Adrien: But none of those smell like me

Marinette: ADRIEN!

Adrien: What? It's a fact. My hoodies are very me. Comfortable, stylish, mine-

Marinette: Okay, okay! Fine. I borrowed it. Happy?

Adrien: Ecstatic. But now you have to tell me why

Marinette: I just wanted it, okay? It's cosy

Adrien: And because it's mine

Marinette: Don't flatter yourself

Adrien: Too late. Also, I demand photographic evidence. I need to see how good it looks on you 🤩

Marinette: You're impossible 🙄

Adrien: Flirty and persistent. There's a difference!

Marinette: Fine. But I'm only sending this so you'll stop bugging me

Adrien: Pun intended?

Marinette: No!

Adrien: Liar 🐞

Adrien: ...Okay, wow!

Marinette: What?

Adrien: You look ridiculously cute 🥰

Marinette: Stop 😳

Adrien: Nope! You've officially upgraded my hoodie. I might never wear it again! It's yours now!

Marinette: You're not getting it back anyway

Adrien: Not even if I ask really nicely?

Marinette: Nope

Adrien: Fine! But now I'm jealous!

Marinette: Of what?

Adrien: The hoodie. It gets to be with you while I'm stuck texting!

Marinette: You're ridiculous

Adrien: Ridiculously charming?

Marinette: Don't push it

Adrien: Too late! But seriously, if you're keeping it, you owe me dinner. Hoodie tax 💶

Marinette: Fine! Next time. But only if you promise not to interrogate me about ladybugs in your room anymore

Adrien: Deal! Unless I find one wearing a tiny spotted scarf. Then all bets are off

Marinette: Kwamis give me strength

Adrien: So, dinner's on you next time. I'll expect something fancy

Marinette: Define fancy

Adrien: At least three courses. One of which must involve cake 🍰

Marinette: You're ridiculous

Adrien: You say that a lot, but you're still here texting me 😏

Marinette: For now. Actually, I need to head out soon

Adrien: Wait, what? Where are you going?

Marinette: Out

Adrien: That's suspiciously vague, M'Lady

Marinette: Not everything I do is suspicious, Adrien

Adrien: Maybe not, but now I'm curious. Who's stealing you away from me tonight?

Marinette: If you must know... Luka

Adrien: ...Luka?

Marinette: Yes, Luka. Why are you acting weird?

Adrien: I'm not acting weird. I'm just... surprised. You don't hang out with him much anymore!

Marinette: Which is the exact reason why I'm seeing him tonight. He invited me to listen to some new music he's working on

Adrien: Music, huh? Sounds... fun

Marinette: It will be. Why do you sound like you're chewing lemons?

Adrien: I do not sound like that

Marinette: You kind of do

Adrien: I'm just saying, if you wanted to listen to music, I have an excellent playlist

Marinette: Does it involve Plagg's screeching again?

Adrien: Okay, rude! Plagg's vocals are a niche genre

Marinette: Sure they are

Adrien: But seriously, Luka, huh? That's cool. Totally fine. I'm not jealous

Marinette: You're definitely jealous

Adrien: Am not

Marinette: Your pout is practically vibrating through the phone

Adrien: I'm not pouting. I'm just saying, it's unfair that Luka gets your time tonight and I don't

Marinette: You see me all the time!!!!

Adrien: Yeah, but that's as your partner. This hoodie dinner thing could've been our time. Luka's stealing my thunder

Marinette: You're unbelievable

Adrien: Unbelievably charming?

Marinette: Annoying

Adrien: Same thing

Marinette: Listen, I'll make it up to you, okay? We'll have dinner soon, just the two of us

Adrien: Just the two of us? No Luka?

Marinette: No Luka. Promise

Adrien: Deal. But only if you let me choose the dessert

Marinette: Let me guess-cake-related?

Adrien: You know me so well

Marinette: Lucky me

Adrien: And don't forget, that hoodie still belongs to me

Marinette: Not anymore, Chaton. It's mine now!

Adrien: Just like me [Delete]

Adrien: Fine. But Luka better not compliment it

Marinette: Why? Would that bother you?

Adrien: No...

Marinette: Liar

Adrien: Fine! Yes, it would bother me. My hoodie is our thing

Marinette: You're so dramatic

Adrien: And you secretly love it

Marinette: I'm hanging up now

Adrien: Tell Luka I said hi

Marinette: I will

Adrien: Don't you dare!!