Oh no.

Kim Seokjin.

"H-hey Yoongi? Here, I found some clothing for you"

I try to steer him away from Jin's direction but-

"Yoongi?"

I heard another guy's voice, but it's not his voice I recognize, it's his face.

Jeon Jungkook.

The guy dating my ex-boyfriend.

Yoongi's POV

I found a couple of Ryan and Brown plushies and shirts, they would look so cute on Namjoonie, I wonder if he'll like them...

 "H-hey Yoongi? Here, I found some clothing for you" 

He found clothing for me? Weren't we shopping for ourselves? I mean, I feel a little happy that he actually took the time to find some clothing for me...Maybe I should gift him those shirts~

Namjoon, he looks a little nervous, I kept staring at him until I felt a hand on my shoulder.

I turn back and see-

Jeon Jungkook.

The guy dating my best-friend's (also my crush)  ex-boyfriend.

The same guy who's also my ex-boyfriend.

"Oh...Jungkook.."

"Oh hey, Yoongs, it's been..awhile."

There's so much awkward tension, I hope Namjoon isn't seeing this...

Then again, he could get jealous and sweep me off my feet and put me on a horse and ride into the sunset with me and-

Wait.

Yoongi, you're sort of confronted by your ex right now and all your thinking about is how you're gonna ride into the sunset with your crush??

Seems legit.

I look over slightly to the side and-

Namjoon looks like he's havin' a couple shits n giggles with that stupid Seokjin guy.

"Well, um.."

Jungkook started, startling me a little bit.

"Is that your current boyfriend? He seems nice, he's getting along with Seokjin too..."

And you know what I, the great Yoongs did?
Lie.

"Ah, yeah he's my boyfriend, he's a great guy, his name is Namjoon."

"Namjoon? I feel like I've heard that before..."

Oh no.

Am I gonna get exposed??

"Well, um I've gotta get going, have to purchase these clothes."

He showed me some t-shirts and jeans, and some just so happen to look like couple clothing~
*internally sips tea*

"Hey Seokjin, we gotta buy this..."

The "newlyweds" left and now it's just me and Namjoon, left in literally the most awkward state. Now I'm considering saying anything about those Ryan and Brown plushies...

~Hello, Tis I, dear Authornim! yes i am alive chill yall

no i will not be updating regularly

yes you should go listen to sixteen by king samuel kim, stream his debut album and play it in your car and turn your army and exo-l friends into sixteens (idk lol)

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