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MY DESCRIPTIONS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay, this is rotg (with a little adventure time thrown in) idea #7 from my idea book. plz read it. plz like it. ill give you a virtual cookie (:•:) ill even make it blue :). ~There is like two chapters that have adventure time references, then they're all gone, for the rest if the story. Idc if u hate adventure time, it's ur loss. I'm not writing this story for reads, so deal. ~I'm adding Hiccup and Rapunzel!!! Not a rotbtd (rise of the brave tangled dragons) fanfic, since I've never seen Brave an don't know anything about Merida, but a rottd (rise of the tangled dragons) fanfic! .... Yeah, I know -_- it sucks but ur the one reading it so deal with it \(•_•)Z #persassysnaps…

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[HideKane; Sick!Kaneki x (Slightly?)Younger!Hide]Tokyo Ghoul[Nagachika Hideyoshi, Kaneki Ken]romance, tragedyrated T for possible character deathhuman AUbased off the cover imageany and all lowercase slash lack of punctuation is intentional.undergoing constant editing and revising. (process for this: I edit as I write, I publish, then I go back and revise, edit some more, and then add media. I recommend waiting about an hour to read new chapters, if you want them all polished up.)a/n:HAHAHA IT'S OKAY TO HATE ME I HATE ME TOO…

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in which we see Kaneki Ken's extreme schizophrenia, and witness the many conversations he has with his hallucinationshuman AUTokyo ghouliamanawesometaco…

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PJO fanfic. overdramatic(?) OC. Crack?***I 'fell in love' with the wrong girl, and was blinded for it. Now, an eternity later, I'm still hiding and hoping Artemis and her Hunters don't find me any time soon, because I really don't fancy having to break another jackalope curse.In fact, I've sworn off girls for life, not even allowing myself little 'oh that random girl walking by is kinda cute' moments, because I am sure that the moment I do is the moment I die.And you know, being blind and somehow immortal (rather, I won't die unless I'm killed) and not even being able to escape Artemis' wrath in death really sucks!To all you dudes out there, please: don't EVER hold the door for a girl in sparkly silver camping gear. Artemis will automatically assume you are being a pervert rather than using common courtesy, and try to kill you. She's, like, the embodiment of radical feminism. DON'T DO IT, MAN. NOT EVEN IN ANCIENT-GREEK TIMES. SHE GOUGED MY EYES OUT WITH A SPORK, AND SPORKS WEREN'T EVEN INVENTED YET.…

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In which the A.U.T.H.O.R. Force decides something must be done, Sawada Tsunayoshi really is the butt of many a cosmic joke, and Sawada Nana is a Very Important Person.(Or, Sawada Tsunayoshi's life is turned into a video game as various factions of the universe argue over his fate, Tsuna turns into a Tsukkomi overnight, and Sawada Nana is suddenly Awesome.)[ don't worry about the "A.U.T.H.O.R. Force", it's not much more than a running joke. also? this is for fun! enjoy! ]…

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A series of beginnings cut short. "What if"s that end stories before they begin.Assorted fandoms. Assorted pairings.©iamanawesometaco…

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yo, I've been writing these lists so hereaLSO if u use one pls pm me/lmk that u used it so I can read the thing, these are the fanfics I want to read. there are crossover prompts but not many. (any and all weird grammar is on purpose, 'ttebayo. I'm picky with that in real stories but these prompts are just for fun also lowercase aesthetic, I promise I don't actually write like this)harry potterlist i - 26/26 (warning, primarily/all tomarry it was a phase ok)list ii - 8/26 (unposted)black butlerlist 1 - 6/26 (unposted)list 2 - 3/26 (unposted) (separate bc contain strong omc/ofc themes)katekyo hitman reborn!list 1 - 26/26list 2 - 13/26 (unposted)…

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I haven't written 1st person in so long but I'm doing it from a boy's pov so I'm still gonna be awkward with it. I had a dream about Boris and Icah... *whispers* /doing it/ aND I WOKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT IT WAS FREAKY but it might actually happen scaaary especially from 1st person***Alice's little brother who has poor health and has been kept inside or in the country for so long, he's almost irrelevant to Alice's family life. She even forgets about him sometimes; he didn't know their mother was dead until more than a year after her passing bc his condition was too delicate to risk upsetting him.Ezra Icah Liddel. His mother was so excited to have a son that she couldn't decide on a single name; when Edith was born two years later she couldn't spend time with Icah anymore.***This isn't even a description just a bio for myself to use. Also I needed to post something real after writing "the alphas mate" THAT IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST SHIT IVE EVER WRITTEN…

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Kuroshitsuji fanfiction, Sebastian Michaelis x OC…

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Hinata Ame is the big sister of Ema by three years. She's old enough to remember her birth parents. She knows Rintarou isn't her real father. But he treats her and Ema like his own daughters regardless, and for that she admires him deeply. To her, he's similar to a very close uncle.When he abruptly gets married to Asahina Miwa, she isn't nearly as surprised as Ema. She knew of the relationship, to a degree; she just hadn't expected it to escalate this quickly. Ame is adaptable. Ame can handle anything.Err, ALMOST everything. She doesn't do romance, and she does NOT do well with girl stuff. She almost had a fit trying to give Ema "the talk". She wanted to die when she had to explain what tampons are and why virginity is so important.She DOES get along well with boys. All her school friends were male. Her part-time job is working at a crossdressing cafe.She can totally handle living with 11(-ish) boys.Life is good.If only she could beat Ema at video games once in a while...…

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[plot w/some yaoi]Two boys, each chosen to train under one of the two most powerful beings in existence in order to fill their role (even immortals would like to retire).Jun will replace God.Rin will replace Satan.Jun is cute, clumsy, and big-hearted, bordering on naïve, which attracts God at first.Rin is cold, womanizing, and cruel, and he excels at abusing his power; he's more of a devil than Satan's own sons.But when Jun turns out to have a dark past and darker secrets, what will God do with his apprentice?And when Rin is discovered to have a soft spot for animals and a love of all things cute, how will Satan take it?As it is later found out, the boys know each other from school, and even stranger, both harbor secret feelings for the other, the likes of which they haven't ever dared to contemplate. Worse still is when God and Satan find them experimenting with... things, even if the two swear up and down that it's strictly business.Everything is not as it seems.…

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「 a hnkna fanfic 」, king of a prosperous country that is flourishing under his rule, is too easygoing for his own good. Like, waaaaay too laid-back, almost the the point of carelessness and even recklessness, though his appearance is sobered by .Or, rather, that's the image he projects, at odds to his country's booming economy, blossoming parliamentary system, massive leaps forward in the areas of medicine and science, and, of course, the enormous, well-trained military force; after all, nobody's crazy enough to declare war against an unpredictable monarch who could wipe several other countries of equal or larger size off the map on a whim.And all this before the age of nineteen.So, really, it shouldn't come as much of a surprise that when he's invited down a rabbit hole by a man with bunny ears, he readily accepts.Where's the fun in being an all-powerful King if you can't skip out on your duties whenever you feel like it?hnkna © quinroseking tailor © the mamataco…

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First Chapters/Prologues of stories I have. Because I somehow never get past the first part. I promise they're alright, most are around 500 words or so, and I may or may not continue them.omg this synopsis is so unattractive eughhhhh where are the flower stickers when you need them…

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[yaoi]My big sister has always been irresponsible and selfish. I always said I had low expectations of her.But I can't say I expected this.I mean, really, who would anticipate their older sister running off with her lover and leaving behind her little brother to marry her fiancé? Who does that?My sister, apparently. Hindsight really is twenty-twenty. I should have tied her up before she went to bed- oh, wait, I did. And she still managed to run away.That bitch.Now I'm stuck in a political marriage with another man, the future head of Toikage Co, and can I just say, it fucking sucks. Especially since I'm still in uni, also secretly the ex-boss of the strongest local gang, and the whole shebang has to be kept quiet from the public.Fuck. My. Life.***That'll Do (c) iamanawesometaco 2015…

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[OC-centric/insert; NOT romance; WARNING, dark themes(?)]Ryu's parents walked out on him when he was fifteen, leaving him to take care of his two-month-old baby sister Koko on his own.Now he's twenty years old and in what is- hopefully- his last year of college. He's the new student teacher in Professor Min's morning literature class and, coincidentally, the young adult looks almost identical to the infamous Second Life player, Prince. He only just started playing the game, but he already has to deal with people asking him about it. His answer?"Haha, no, I just started playing a few days ago. Crap, I gotta go get my daughter from kindergarten, sorry!"…

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{ pjo fanfic ; Percy perspective ; a chaos fic, but not }My name is Percy Jackson. I'm a general of a galactic army that defends the universe. Of course, I didn't get there without hard work. Being a former son of Poseidon means nothing when you're part of such an army, especially when some of your comrades are actual gods. It took roughly three years of sweat and blood and an ungodly amount of triumphs in against-all-odds battles before I was instated as Third General, seventh-most powerful after one entity and one entity alone.Peace.(And then Order, and Khaos, and Xieltal, and my cousin... but hey, I'm in the top ten!) cover art credits go to the creator …

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[DISCONTINUED][UNEDITED][STILL MINEEEEEE]I am the one who calls "who?" in the night. I am the one who guides you out of danger without you ever realizing I'm there. I am The Night Owl. And I am dying.…

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[ a Percy Jackson / Harry Potter fanfiction ]At the tender age of eleven, Percy Jackson has already saved the world once. Possibly twice. (Three times is pushing it though, that favor for Hermes wasn't nearly as important as the others he's done, even if it did prevent a major explosion in Memphis.) So he expects a break of some sort. Hopefully one that lasts for the rest of his life.But no. A letter comes to him in the mail, addressed with peculiar accuracy, and his mother sends him off to a strange European school for people who wave sticks and wait for things to happen.Only Percy is in the driver's seat now (bad idea, by the way) and he's going forth full throttle. No loitering around for him. He's going to charge into his first year at Hogwarts headfirst, Percy Jackson style, and leave white-tipped waves in his wake.…

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Kagamine Ukyo is wheelchair-bound, but that won't stop him from contributing to Class 3-E's plans to assassinate their hometown teacher! And maybe beating up a few rogue assassins while he's at it.…

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Alt. titles: Species of Savages ; People of Plunder ; Brood of Beasts ; Den of DragonsDragons.Evil, cruel, fire-breathing monsters that terrorize villages and burn down cities. The thieving beasts don't have a good bone in their body, without even soft spots for their own kind. They're dangerous, terrifying, and merciless, acting solely on instincts that never fail them.Everyone in the kingdom of Alfhemir knows this by heart. Anyone who sees a dragon is to report it immediately to the Dragon Slayer's Society, for the safety of the kingdom. One dragon sighting leads to another and another until the beast is finally found and slain. The people know this. Nainsi knows this.Yet when she sees a dragon fly overhead one day while out in the woods, she can't bring herself to tell anyone. It was just so...Beautiful.[Full Summary Inside]© iamanawesometaco…