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Stuff I just figured out, yo.Mainly for me to put my rants etc because I'm procrastinating writing ch 69 of LISTEN UP YALL so this will have to suffice until thenI got kinda scared for a minute because I couldn't find the random category lol I'm hopeless…

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["Heart no Kuni no Alice" fanfiction; OC-centric; male OC; shonen-ai]***“...ng Alysander... King Alysander!”“Mm, not now Verity. I’ll take my nap out here.”...The white rabbit fidgeted. “Hello... Who are you? I’m supposed to bring someone back with me...”He smiled. “I'm Alysander. But you can just call me Alys.”***Shonen-ai, I can't quite do hardcore yaoi. But eventually./Eventually./***Whenever I say "Heart no Kuni no Alice" I really mean "Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice"…

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[HnKnA ff; OC maid at Hatter Mansion]She was a quiet, demure girl.Key word: was.The other one was pleasant company too.Again: was.The last of the three, however, is angry.Yes, the last of the three is still alive.And she's out for revenge.***Whenever I say HnKnA I really mean J/C/HnKnA…

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Where I post summaries I've written for my unpublished stories and where you can use the idea/general theme/as inspiration, as well as the image/cover I intended to put it withBecause I have too many [c.s] stories that I never followed up on[Along with a place for me to archive my story ideas etc]But the original wording is (c) iamanawesometacoDon't plagiarize please, put it in your own words. Or better yet, write something entirely different that was inspired by this, if at all(Wanted to change the title to "Synopsis Spawner" to preserve accuracy, but didn't want to redo the cover, so fnck accuracy)…

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You thought Meghan had it hard, being the daughter of King Oberon.You know what's worse?Being the illegitimate son of Queen Titania.[Iron Fey fanfiction; OC][character song: basically anything by Marina and The Diamonds]…

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[ON HOLD SO DONT YOU /DARE/ TELL ME TO UPDATE]•I'm working on it?•The title isn't permanent.•NOT NOT NOT BLACKICE•um, rated PG because of potential injuries, hopefully no cursing (but my track record isn't too clean...)•Fatherly!Pitch, Son-like!Jack, Annoying/Stupid!Guardians (in Jack's mind)•Should this be Rainbow Snowcone?•No telling me to update once I eventually do *glowers darkly*…

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It all started when he got a Second Life Headset in the mail...…

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One day, I found myself unable to log out of Second Life. The next, I found myself in an oversized crow's nest surrounded by treasure with a pair of black wings attached to my back, when I could've sworn my race had been set to elf.The day after that, I forgot all about real life, and became the final boss of Dark Woods.…

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[Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji ; OC ; yaoi?]***I am but a simple country farmlad, heading to London to make a better life for myself--Fine, I'll cut the crap and come out with it. I'm a gutter rat that lives off the handouts and trash of the city goers. I've never been to the country before, having been born and raised in London's slums, but I think it'd be nice to go one day. I live with just my little sister Marcie, who's eight. My name is Quinn. Our real surname, we don't know, so we call ourselves the Kerrs (because it sounds like kerosene, a little).After about nineteen years of sneaking around, I have mastered the act of never getting caught doing anything illegal. Just put on a posh accent, use polite speech, and you can get away with posing as a noble child sneaking out in peasant clothes. It's easy; the Yard is so bad at their jobs.But alas, one day, unforeseen circumstances find me working as a footman at Phantomhive manor.And from there, well, things get messy.…

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[Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji fanfiction; OC]I, Quinn Cairay, am the Undertaker's apprentice. He found me in the gutter five years ago, half-dead. Apparently I have such a "strong soul", he wants to protect me from any "thieving demons", so I work with him as his junior-mortician-slash-errand-boy. Or something. I also do a good deal of information collection on the side for his informant business. Of course, he always sends me away before any customers come.Sometimes I wonder what he's hiding from me.Other times, I wonder why he took me in in the first place.The rest of the time, I wonder how I got to be so good at doing makeup and tying corsets.That one, I definitely know the answer to.Hehehe.…

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You, Nao, are a simple home tutor who lives by herself and resorts to hunting game to make ends meet. In your kingdom, when the ruler is growing old and has no successor, a new one of the opposite gender is chosen from all the eligible bachelor/ettes. The current King has no children.You are one of the young ladies invited to the palace for a chance to be chosen as Princess. Truthfully, the position doesn't interest you, but one of your students is fixated on the idea of a magic flower in the palace's garden, so you're going to the candidate party, if only to get to the inner courtyard and pick that storybook flower for your student.What you don't expect, however, is for several important people to take notice of you, and before you know it, you've become the Princess!And your first task as Princess is to choose a Prince Consort; in other words, a husband!Luckily for you, your Consort options aren't too shabby...***Book #4 in the Your Very Own Otome series©iamanawesometaco…

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You, Ito Chinami, live on a large rocky hill, a hundred meters high, called Kami Mountain by the locals for the large number of shrines at the top. You are the only shrine maiden of Kami Mountain, and each day you go between the four temples. As a child you lived up there in the small maiden's hut with your mother as the next in line to tend to the shrines after her death; sadly, she left you seven years ago. It is said that your bloodline has long intermingled with that of the gods', for no human man impregnated your mother, nor her mother, and so on for a hundred generations.Two towns lay at the bottom of the mountain, and boys are sent up to you with the towns' offerings, for legend says that any female who braves the cliffs will be cursed to bear no children but the gods'.Will you take your destiny into your own hands and fall for a villager? Or will you be captivated by the beauty of a god?***Book #3 in the Your Very Own Otome series©iamanawesometaco…

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You, Kato Sakura, are a perfectly average nineteen-year old, aside from the fact that you sound like a goddess when you sing. A famous talent agency picks you up and drops you straight into show-biz with pop group Wave, a hit boy band ordered to show you the ropes and even feature you in some of their appearances. Not all of the six like you, but the rest adore you. In fact, the members that do like you convince their manager to let you tour with them for your big debut, especially since their fanbase has been declining over the past year, due to monotony. Wave needs to come up with a new sound, and fast.You may just be the answer to their prayers and save their careers, all the while forging a bond that can never be broken, if you have anything to say about it. And you could become the glue holding their lives together.Will you become famous and save Wave? Or will you drown in expectations?***Book #2 in the Your Very Own Otome series©iamanawesometaco…

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You, Shimizu Rika, are a quiet girl who doesn't talk much. Sure, you try to do the right thing, and you hate watching others hurt, but you are generally not an outspoken girl. All your compassion and kindness stays locked inside behind your meek nature, unfortunately, and no one has found the key yet, not even your parents.Enter your little brother Ko-chan, a carefree little boy who is infamous for not watching where he's going. You care for him very much, and what he lacks in common sense he makes up for in cuteness. After his recklessness gets you in an accident, you end up living on borrowed time.Now, lusting after your soul (and maybe your body) are seven men more than three centuries older than you and at least twice as pretty, all waiting for you to make a decision on who to go with when your borrowed time is up.Oh, and did I mention you only have a week to choose?***Book #1 in the Your Very Own Otome series©iamanawesometaco…

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DISCLAIMER: I do not own Rise of the Guardians or the books by William Joyce that I just discovered. Only Angel Hearts and almost all of the plot is is mine. No stealing, it's copyrighted and you will be reported. My name is Angel Hearts. oh, and I am not your typical teenager. No, with the power to control love, I am anything but normal. The fact that I have been a 17-year-old street kid for 80 years, since the Great Depression, sets me apart from the rest as well. I am immortal, but I can still be seen by everyone, I guess because everyone believes in love. It sucks. But everything changes when I meet the Guardians of Childhood. WARNING: has some language. Read at your own risk.…

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["Heart no Kuni no Alice" fanfiction; OC-centric; Alyss Cards; romance with a canon character, unknown which at the moment]“Rabbits. Why is it always rabbits.”***Whenever I say "Heart no Kuni no Alice" I really mean "Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice"…

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Second Life Corporation hires Li Yun Jun to draw an official manga about Second Life, from the perspective of a player starting out in a newbie village. Of course, he gets to make his own character (with some rule-bending involved), and he eventually gets close to the Odd Squad, with a little help from Shui Han, aka Lolidragon.His life, one many avid fangirls and boys would kill for, is just what he dreads, but the money-hungry university student can't turn down such a fabulous job, and he can only hope he doesn't encounter his bro-con sisters in-game.But on the bright side, he's constantly surrounded by bishies! Everything a BL/Ecchi mangaka could ask for, rolled into one job...…

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[1/2 Prince fanfiction; OC]I... I'm the Queen of the Northern Continent. I am. I'm looking out for them, protecting them.Aren't I?But... Why are they trying to kill me? What... What did I do to deserve this? Was I a.. A bad Queen?I can't... I can't remember.Something in the back of my head compels me to say and do things, things that make me cry. They call me the Banshee Queen, if they last long enough to.My real name is...I... I no longer know.…

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Being an assassin is... not hard....Usually.===I don't know what I'm doing with this but it's not gonna be the nameless(?) assassin x Masato okay I don't like that stuff maybe it'll be Masato-centric maybe Assassin/Kuro (I named him, right?)-centric I like both of them a lot actuallyMasato is kind of based on my brother as a baby but my brothers name is ****** so okay here we go TO WEIRDNESS LANDor rather TO IAMANAWESOMETACO'S LEAST WEIRD BRAIN-PARTSAME DIFFERENCE…

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Once, an angel fell in love with a human. Because their love was impure, his wings were stripped away and he was cast down to Earth, and the human was banished to Hell. Now, the Fallen Angel roams Second Life, killing the men he encounters and cursing the women.He is the Accursed Angel.And he will not rest until he finds his beloved."That's a nice story Lolidragon. Now, please explain how we defeat him, because he's still coming after us!""Uh, about that... He's kind of a glitch. We can't defeat him.""...Second Life must have shitty workers. A glitch here, a glitch there, a glitch that threatens to destroy the entire internet and trap players in the game forever to my left... OW! I'LL KILL YOU BEFORE HE GETS A CHANCE TO CURSE YOU!""That certainly makes my mission easier. Do me a favor and suicide while you're at it too.""...Oh shit.""How come all the NPCs in this game are bishies?! No fair!""Die."Two white lights shoot up.He returns to his eternal rampage.…