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Loki died in battle. He sacrificed himself -- quite bravely, may he add -- in a vain attempt to save his people from the Mad Titan. It was a terrible way to go out, but it will be worth it when he gets to Valhalla. Unfortunately, this does not look like Valhalla, and, if this Princess Charlie is to be believed, getting out of Hel is going to be quite an interesting experience that he is most certainly not looking forward to. (Content warning for the standard Hazbin Hotel topics, including sexual remarks, mentions of rape, references to suicide, lots of swearing, etc.) A gift for @Carry_On_Waywards…

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The Allfather has run out of options. Loki has made a fool of him and a fool of his realm one too many times. If he won't stay in his prison on Asgard, maybe he'll fare better stuck in Stark Tower. (Needless to say, Tony doesn't like that idea. He calls in a few friends for help.) {Cover by @kozkaboi}…

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Loki Misses The Asgardian Prison System 2, starting from chapter 201…

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After his death-defying stunt in Svartalfheim, Loki is pardoned for his crimes and given a chance to return to Midgard and help the Avengers find his scepter. His only goal is to get out of Asgard and he certainly has no desire to make friends, but there's something about the Black Widow... Steve's had an interesting time adjusting to the 21st century, but it's been a bit easier since the Invasion of New York. If it was good for one thing, it was that it introduced him to Natasha Romanoff, his best friend (whom he sorta-kinda made out with on a mall escalator and whom he would very much like to do that again with). Needless to say, Loki and Steve don't exactly click.…

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"I have built dozens of holes in this plan," Loki hisses. "Find them."When Loki tries to sabotage his own plan, the only reasonable explanation Tony can think of is that he wants to go back to Asgard, and that alone is more than enough reason to keep him on Earth. Tony reluctantly agrees to keep Loki in Stark Tower just long enough for Thor to talk to his father about how to proceed. His visit ends up lasting much longer. Cover by Carry_On_Waywards…

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Loki's been given a second chance, and he's not going to waste it. When He Who Remains offered Loki and Sylvie their supposed dream lives, they'd scoffed at the idea. Instead, they chose to insert themselves into the Sacred Timeline in their own way (with Mobius, too, of course). And that's how they ended up here in Midgard, face-to-face with the Avengers of this timeline -- and the timeline's Loki, too. After a hard-won invitation home, the Lokis, Sylvie, and Mobius have to adjust to the calm, peaceful life in Asgard, a stark difference from the chaos they've grown so used to. (And, of course, sometimes they opt to visit Midgard, because what Avengers fic is complete without some special appearances from the Avengers themselves?)Cover by the wonderful @cant-we-be-seventeen…

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This was originally supposed to be mostly Loki series oneshots but it's now really just kinda everything Marvel, and the only reason I haven't changed the name is that I like the cover (but Loki really is in most of them).cover by the legend themself @cant-we-be-seventeen…

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Oneshots about Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel.…

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Taking over Midgard was supposed to be easy. Hank Pym already killed their team of heroes. They were supposed to be undefended. Conquering the realm was supposed to be an easy boost of morale for Asgard after the murder of their beloved older prince.But, instead of taking his rightful place on the thrones of Asgard and Midgard, Loki finds himself in a HYDRA cell. It's not an enjoyable experience. Cover by cute_owl_14!!!…

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Loki had committed treason on a level Asgard had never seen. He would not be welcome back to his home realm. He would remain at the mercy of those he tried to control: the humans, SHIELD, and, of course, HYDRA. By the time the Avengers come knocking HYDRA's door, Loki's long gone in every sense but the physical. Fortunately, even in his silent, fearful state, he's managed to make some friends. Wanda and Pietro won't let anyone hurt him. The Avengers are nothing but a threat, and Ultron makes them a promise that they'll be free of those so-called heroes soon enough. (Basically, it's an Age of Ultron au where Wanda and Pietro have adopted a very broken Loki and they're determined to keep him safe.)…

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All Loki wanted when he escaped that godforsaken interrogation room was to find the Tesseract and use it to finish what he started. Now he's stuck working with Thor's human ex and an obnoxiously cheerful middle-aged man to catch another version of himself who could quite literally be at any time and any place in the history of ever. ... He really should have stayed in Asgard. (A Loki/Jane Foster fic set during the events of Loki season one)…

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When the Tesseract lands at Loki's feet, he knows he should take it and run, but curiosity gets the better of him. He just has to know why there are two Tony Starks walking around Stark Tower. Cover by the wonderful Carry_On_Waywards…

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Natasha's training didn't account for this. For gods. For beings so powerful, they could tear the world apart with their bare hands, yet they still crave more. They always crave more. (a Loki x Natasha Romanoff fic)…

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They were supposed to find peace.That was the deal. He Who Remains could do his thing, and Loki and Sylvie could take their friends and live out their days on Midgard. They would get their apple-pie life.Then the world turns black and white, Mobius and Hunter B-15 become completely different people overnight, and Loki and Sylvie have to suffer through some real-life sitcom bullshit for just a glimmer of hope that maybe they'll get their friends back. (Or, Loki and his friends get stuck in Westview when Wanda takes over the town)…

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Loki faked his death. Again. After his mother died, there was nothing to keep him in Asgard, so when Thor unknowingly gave him this chance, he took it without hesitation. Life on Midgard is lonely and mind-numbingly boring, but he would choose it every time over the alternatives: life imprisonment in the dungeon, or, worse, another visit to Thanos's Sanctuary. It's all going decently well until he runs into Clint Barton. (I'm too lazy to make a real cover don't mind me)…

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Natasha doesn't get it. She knows Steve likes her, and Steve knows she likes him. So why hasn't he made his move yet? She can only nudge him in the right direction so many times before his inaction starts to feel intentional.Loki just smirks. "Have you tried making him jealous?"*** some sexual content***…

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Loki died years ago. He fell from the Bifrost and he died. So how is he here now, weeping into Thanos's corpse?…

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Mobius insists, despite Loki's better judgement, that he get some sleep. He doesn't. (This takes place at some point in the first half of Loki episode two)…

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Wanda mentions that she's never been to a sleepover before. Naturally, Natasha has to fix that.Cue a night of dancing, movies, and, of course, some shower sex.…

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(This fic takes place during episode five of Loki)It didn't take long for Loki to realize that the Void is basically just a trash can full of the TVA's retired Lokis. It's a little harder to process that there's also a Variant Thor here -- especially because he seems to want his brother dead.…