A WandaNat Sleepover
Wanda mentions that she's never been to a sleepover before. Naturally, Natasha has to fix that.Cue a night of dancing, movies, and, of course, some shower sex.…
not the family reunion they were expecting
(This fic takes place during episode five of Loki)It didn't take long for Loki to realize that the Void is basically just a trash can full of the TVA's retired Lokis. It's a little harder to process that there's also a Variant Thor here -- especially because he seems to want his brother dead.…
I Don't Know How To Live Without You
It's been ten days since the the trial, and for the first time, Stolas has finally gotten off the couch. Blitzø thinks it's a good thing, until he sees the note left behind. All he has to say is that if Stolas kills himself before Blitzø gets to him, he's going to fucking kill him. (Trigger warning for suicidal ideation)…
It's Time To Make That Deal (Hazbin Hotel)
The extermination is in a week, the hotel is in disarray, and the ever-optimistic wild dreamer of the bunch has been hiding in her room for at least an hour. There's never been a better time for Alastor to make a deal. But Charlie isn't looking for a solution. She just needs someone to hold her. And, unfortunately, Alastor is forced to become that person. He did not consent to this at all.…
You Can't Get Rid Of Me That Easily
What Loki episode five *should* be…
learning to learn
what if Loki hadn't been pruned?…
Loki and the Pirate Fairy
Loki had a lot of fun on Midgard, but, like all things in life, his time as a pirate has finally come to an end. Retiring his "Captain James Hook" moniker, he returns to Asgard, where he suspects it will be business as usual. When he catches sight of his little winged stowaway, he realizes that may not be the case after all. I just think Loki deserved a friend in Asgard and that Zarina would fulfill that role perfectly okay they can help each other deal with their shit…
Reunited
So this is it.This is how he dies.Sylvie walks away. She accepts their defeat graciously - much more so than last time. Loki does the opposite; he just stands and stares. Earlier, he'd still had hope. He still had time - time to think; time to scheme. He doesn't have that anymore. Now it finally feels real, and there's nothing he can do to stop it.So what does he do now?What can he do?Besides...Stare.Coda to Loki episode 3…
Fanfics I'll never write but god I wish I would
It takes me months to finish a fanfic but unfortunately my brain does not know that and keeps thinking of new things SO here's a never-ending fanfic idea spam (probably mostly Marvel but idk) and if anyone ever wants to write anything even loosely based on these ideas I will owe you my entire life…
Poems
I am not a poet…
Didn't Run Far Enough
Castiel is a cop. He's also secretly an ex-member of the city's most notorious gang (and the ex-boyfriend of said gang's leader). It kinda fucking sucks. Cover by @cant-we-be-seventeen…
Faithless Love
Hunting a siren is like nothing Dean's ever done before. It leaves him with a lot to think about. * This takes place directly following the events of 4x14 Sex and Violence (the siren episode) *…
If This Was A Movie, You'd Be Here By Now
If Dean had known how nice Heaven could be, he would have killed himself years ago!Dean had always assumed he would only find peace in death. As it turns out, even that's not enough. It's nice to see everyone again, of course, but through all the celebrations and all the reunions, he can't help but think that something's missing...Cover by the wonderful @cant-we-be-seventeen…
If We're Going To Die Anyway...
in an alternate universe where the cw wasn't a coward... (15x18 rewrite)…
Hell Was the Journey but it Brought Me Heaven
After what happened last time, Dean was convinced Cas wouldn't want to see him again.He was wrong.// Supernatural should've ended after 15x19, but since it didn't, I decided to write a coda to the finale. Also, I'm too lazy to make a cover. Enjoy!…
Bitch, Shut the Fuck Up
Perry has been with OWCA since he was a baby, and he has been at the top of his game since day one. If he had a dollar for every time someone called him OWCA's best agent, the Flynn-Fletchers would never have to work a day in their lives.Which is why he can't believe his ears when Major Monogram assigns him to Dr. Heinz fucking Doofenshmirtz.Perry may just be a platypus, but that doesn't mean he has to sit there and take everyone's bullshit, and he's going to make sure everyone knows it.…
Saved From The Lab Coat
When Heinz Doofenshmirtz's repulse-inator backfires, Perry's biggest concern is getting home to check on his family. He had no idea Candace and Vanessa were in the building, and, needless to say, dragging a couple teenage girls through the zombie apocalypse is not easy. It only gets worse when he takes a bad luck magnet to help save the tri-state area. * occurs during Night of the Living Pharmacists *…
What's She Doing Here?
All Perry wanted to do was watch his chick flick in peace. Unfortunately, it's hard to focus on the movie with his nemesis's daughter sitting just a few feet away. *Note: This takes place shortly after Stacy learns that Perry is a secret agent…
Lost in Danville
Perry's been halfway across the galaxy, but he's never felt as lost as he does now, just minutes from home.Dr. Doofenshmirtz has suffered defeat after defeat at the hands of his nemesis, Perry the Platypus. One day, he decides to level the playing field. He turns his nemesis human, expecting to have a fair fight. Instead, it creates a whole different set of problems.…
Aren't You A Little Young To Be Building An Interdimensional Portal?
Sam and Dean Winchester are just trying to save their mother from an apocalyptic doom. Thanks to Dr. Doofenshmirtz's desperate attempt to make a friend, they get stranded in Danville instead. The hunters enlist the help of a group of children to build a portal home, while OWCA agent Perry the Platypus works with his nemesis to get rid of the threat.…