You Can't Get Rid Of Me That Easily
What Loki episode five *should* be…
learning to learn
what if Loki hadn't been pruned?…
Loki and the Pirate Fairy
Loki had a lot of fun on Midgard, but, like all things in life, his time as a pirate has finally come to an end. Retiring his "Captain James Hook" moniker, he returns to Asgard, where he suspects it will be business as usual. When he catches sight of his little winged stowaway, he realizes that may not be the case after all. I just think Loki deserved a friend in Asgard and that Zarina would fulfill that role perfectly okay they can help each other deal with their shit…
Reunited
So this is it.This is how he dies.Sylvie walks away. She accepts their defeat graciously - much more so than last time. Loki does the opposite; he just stands and stares. Earlier, he'd still had hope. He still had time - time to think; time to scheme. He doesn't have that anymore. Now it finally feels real, and there's nothing he can do to stop it.So what does he do now?What can he do?Besides...Stare.Coda to Loki episode 3…
Fanfics I'll never write but god I wish I would
It takes me months to finish a fanfic but unfortunately my brain does not know that and keeps thinking of new things SO here's a never-ending fanfic idea spam (probably mostly Marvel but idk) and if anyone ever wants to write anything even loosely based on these ideas I will owe you my entire life…
Poems
I am not a poet…
Didn't Run Far Enough
Castiel is a cop. He's also secretly an ex-member of the city's most notorious gang (and the ex-boyfriend of said gang's leader). It kinda fucking sucks. Cover by @cant-we-be-seventeen…
Faithless Love
Hunting a siren is like nothing Dean's ever done before. It leaves him with a lot to think about. * This takes place directly following the events of 4x14 Sex and Violence (the siren episode) *…
If This Was A Movie, You'd Be Here By Now
If Dean had known how nice Heaven could be, he would have killed himself years ago!Dean had always assumed he would only find peace in death. As it turns out, even that's not enough. It's nice to see everyone again, of course, but through all the celebrations and all the reunions, he can't help but think that something's missing...Cover by the wonderful @cant-we-be-seventeen…
If We're Going To Die Anyway...
in an alternate universe where the cw wasn't a coward... (15x18 rewrite)…
Hell Was the Journey but it Brought Me Heaven
After what happened last time, Dean was convinced Cas wouldn't want to see him again.He was wrong.// Supernatural should've ended after 15x19, but since it didn't, I decided to write a coda to the finale. Also, I'm too lazy to make a cover. Enjoy!…
Bitch, Shut the Fuck Up
Perry has been with OWCA since he was a baby, and he has been at the top of his game since day one. If he had a dollar for every time someone called him OWCA's best agent, the Flynn-Fletchers would never have to work a day in their lives.Which is why he can't believe his ears when Major Monogram assigns him to Dr. Heinz fucking Doofenshmirtz.Perry may just be a platypus, but that doesn't mean he has to sit there and take everyone's bullshit, and he's going to make sure everyone knows it.…
Saved From The Lab Coat
When Heinz Doofenshmirtz's repulse-inator backfires, Perry's biggest concern is getting home to check on his family. He had no idea Candace and Vanessa were in the building, and, needless to say, dragging a couple teenage girls through the zombie apocalypse is not easy. It only gets worse when he takes a bad luck magnet to help save the tri-state area. * occurs during Night of the Living Pharmacists *…
What's She Doing Here?
All Perry wanted to do was watch his chick flick in peace. Unfortunately, it's hard to focus on the movie with his nemesis's daughter sitting just a few feet away. *Note: This takes place shortly after Stacy learns that Perry is a secret agent…
Lost in Danville
Perry's been halfway across the galaxy, but he's never felt as lost as he does now, just minutes from home.Dr. Doofenshmirtz has suffered defeat after defeat at the hands of his nemesis, Perry the Platypus. One day, he decides to level the playing field. He turns his nemesis human, expecting to have a fair fight. Instead, it creates a whole different set of problems.…
Aren't You A Little Young To Be Building An Interdimensional Portal?
Sam and Dean Winchester are just trying to save their mother from an apocalyptic doom. Thanks to Dr. Doofenshmirtz's desperate attempt to make a friend, they get stranded in Danville instead. The hunters enlist the help of a group of children to build a portal home, while OWCA agent Perry the Platypus works with his nemesis to get rid of the threat.…
I See Dead People
I'd expected to see dead people in a hospital. I'd expected to see the ghosts of dead people. That's just a typical Tuesday night in my book. This Dean guy's a little different, though. This pain-in-the-ass ghost is somehow still alive, and I accidentally let him drag me into his mess. There's no turning back now.…
Prison Break (Sequel to "Wanted")
Dean got bored of sitting around in a supermax prison. So he escaped. *** Sequel to the "Wanted" ***…
doo bee doo bee doo ba
Perry the platypus would do anything to protect his owners. Even communicate with Doofenshmirtz.…
Not What He Seems
For all intents and purposes, Riot is a dog. He barks like a dog. He eats like a dog. He follows Sam Winchester around at all times like a dog. In reality, Riot's more than Sam and Amelia's dog. He's a skinwalker, cursed with the ability to shift between canine and human form and never truly fitting in as either. When he decided to follow Sam out of the house one night and to an abandoned cabin in the woods, he just wanted to bring his owner home. He had no idea he accidentally stumbled into a hunter's layer. But, like any good dog, he sticks around, hell bent on keeping his human and his pain-in-the-ass older brother alive, even if it kills him.…