I'd expected to see dead people in a hospital. I'd expected to see the ghosts of dead people. That's just a typical Tuesday night in my book. This Dean guy's a little different, though. This pain-in-the-ass ghost is somehow still alive, and I accidentally let him drag me into his mess. There's no turning back now.…
Dean got bored of sitting around in a supermax prison. So he escaped. *** Sequel to the "Wanted" ***…
Perry the platypus would do anything to protect his owners. Even communicate with Doofenshmirtz.…
For all intents and purposes, Riot is a dog. He barks like a dog. He eats like a dog. He follows Sam Winchester around at all times like a dog. In reality, Riot's more than Sam and Amelia's dog. He's a skinwalker, cursed with the ability to shift between canine and human form and never truly fitting in as either. When he decided to follow Sam out of the house one night and to an abandoned cabin in the woods, he just wanted to bring his owner home. He had no idea he accidentally stumbled into a hunter's layer. But, like any good dog, he sticks around, hell bent on keeping his human and his pain-in-the-ass older brother alive, even if it kills him.…
All Dean wants is Michael out of his head. When the Winchesters accidentally stumble upon a pearl that will grant the heart's desire, they use it to give Michael the boot. Things get a little weird when their dead father is suddenly aiming a shotgun at Dean's face. This fic is a different take on Lawrence, the 300th episode of Supernatural. For one, there are no cosmic, earth-shattering consequences to pulling John Winchester through time. And, of course, there's the tiny little fact that Dean is dating Castiel, and his father has no idea that he's bi.*** this fic is obviously about destiel, but it's also playing with the idea that John is back for good, and what would come of that. It's not just destiel makeout sessions, and I apologize profusely ***…
Sabriel is the weirdest crack ship Supernatural canon has ever seen.And yes, it's canon.The Trickster brings Dean back from the dead, but for a price. He isn't asking for much. Unlike a demon, he's got no use for souls. He just wants some company, and if using murder as leverage is the only way he can get it, that's what he'll do.This fic goes right alongside Supernatural's seasons 3 through 5. It was written side-by-side with Changing Channels and Hammer of the Gods, and it accounts for every detail of Gabriel's screen time throughout his first four episodes, and the behind-the-scenes leading up to them. You'll get pieces from both characters' perspectives, sometimes in two separate chapters about the same scene. All I ask is you don't read it if you refuse to accept this piece of *fan fiction* and do nothing but complain that it couldn't have happened just because you refuse to think outside the box and... you guessed it... read between the lines.…
Gabriel died.Again. But, like, for real this time.So, why does he feel so awake, and what the hell happened to Castiel's voice?…
Castiel knew his time with the Winchesters would one day come to an end, but he didn't expect it to be so soon. All alone in a very mundane, human world, he struggles to fit in, until one day, a chance encounter with two new hunters becomes the opportunity he's been looking for. ***This fic takes place during season 15***…
The Bloody Valentine has been terrorizing the streets for years. Despite all their hard work, the FBI hasn't seen heads or tales of him. Despite never meeting, that doesn't stop Dean Winchester from dropping notes in the blood of his victims to whatever poor soul had the misfortune of being assigned his case. Next to murder, teasing them is his favorite passtime.But his feelings change when he meets Castiel Novak, the agent looking for him, and he realizes he may not hate the human race quite as much as he thought.…
Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle have the perfect relationship. They've been together for 18 months, and their fans are just waiting for Dean to finally pop the question. Everyone can see that they're perfect for each other. The only problem?Their relationship is fake.Thus is the life of two of the biggest celebrities of the 21st century. They're about to break it off, though, so Dean can hand her over to her costar, Castiel Novak. Easy peasy, right? Except he kind of likes this new guy...(What no this is nothing like Strings Attached what are you talking about) On hiatus indefinitely.…
Everyone is born with their soulmate's first words to them inked into their arm. Dean has spent his whole life trying to find his -- this mysterious woman destined to pull him from perdition.It doesn't go quite how how he planned.…
Sam and Dean take a case in sunny Santa Barbara, California. It gets a little more complicated when a psychic detective shows up. *Set in SPN's season 3, early seasons of Psych* This was a school project, but I felt compelled to share it here, too.…
When Cas meets an anonymous classmate on tumblr, he has a bad feeling about it. It turns out, that bad feeling was justified.
It started with hustling pool.He needed some sort of income. Living off the streets at twelve years old isn't easy in any respect, but it helps to have money.Then came the pickpocketing.It's amazing how much cash someone carries in their wallet at a time. Just a brief bump and he can easily slip a hand in a pocket. He'd have to use the credit cards quickly. He could match a signature well enough that a machine wouldn't care. It would only be a matter of time until the card was canceled, but he'd have it long enough to buy a new pair of shoes or a jacket in the winter. And the cash, he'd save that for a rainy day.Then came the shoplifting.He finds its easier to steal directly from the source. Hiding a twenty dollar shirt in a hoodie pocket was easier than finding the twenty dollars themselves, and showing up at the grocery store right when it opens and shoving an apple down his throat when no one was looking isn't as complicated as it sounds.It was never supposed to get violent. He was just trying to keep himself alive. He didn't expect them to be home. But then he made a game of it, and he never truly realized how high the stakes were - not until there were weapons involved.He did what he had to do. He snatched the knife, and what happened to the man, he'll never know. It was a nasty wound, though. If he did somehow survive it, he'll almost certainly never walk again.That day changed everything. It opened up a world of possibilities. He's been breaking the law for months, but it never occurred to him that he could just outright ignore it. He'll do what he has to do, and he'll do what he wants to do, and no law is going to stop him.And that's how this seventeen-year-old Gabriel Adams became the FBI's most wanted serial killer.…
***Third book in the Strings Attached series*** So, maybe Dean wasn't exaggerating after all when he called this a once-in-a-lifetime trip. Marriage proposals typically don't happen more than once, after all. Will Castiel say yes, or will he break his boyfriend's heart? You'll find out less than fifty words into the book! Allow the title to haunt you as you read, because you know bad things are going to happen, but you just don't know what. You gotta love that feeling of paranoia! I don't really know why I'm writing a description at all because if you read Strings Attached and Fame Crazy, you're practically 350k words into this story already and a shitty description like this isn't going to change your mind about continuing it. If you haven't read Strings Attached and Fame Crazy, go do that right now! I'll wait.…
I ran out of space in my other shitposting thing so I'm making another…
Sam had nearly forgotten about the trickster. It had been almost eight years since the last time they met, after all. Meeting the Scooby gang changed all that. That was so clearly a trickster move, and despite knowing the trickster is dead - he has to be - Sam can't stop thinking about it. And that's when he realizes that something is wrong. Very very wrong.**Discontinued**…
This was just the rough draft of a story from my creative writing class a few years ago. It's not a fanfic or anything and it's honestly pretty bad so idk why you're looking at it lol…
Don't even read this. Like, seriously. Don't. Okay, so, basically, I made a Sims game with Sam, Dean, Adam, Michael, Lucifer, Gabriel, and Samandriel, and this is my documentation of their journey to shippiness. Warning: This will be very stupid.…
My edited vocab assignment, now without the vocab words!…