What is up, self lovers? Ready for some you on you action?! THEN LES GO!

You were perfecting your hair in the mirror, even though you are already perfect, when you decide to go outside on this winter day. Why was there no school? School is illegal now. Anyway, you spent your time playing in the snow when a guy about your age came up to you.

"H-hi neighbour, h-how-"
"Go the fuck away or else I will snow canon your face off."

The guy ran away crying his face off. Tch, what a wimp. Anyway, you made snowmen/women of yourself. You made one that looked like your ex boy/girlfriend and then destroyed it with a snow tank.

Yes, this day was perfect.

(Just wait untill the Christmas Special lolz)