You should probably skip this. But guys, seriously. I know I said this down there already, but you've got to understand, I'm not going to force you to like the characters targeted below. I'm just stating several reasons as to why some of your grievances about the characters are incorrect and invalid. 'Kay? 'Kay. Now, this, dear readers, is a Jason Rant.

Like legit. David and Stella (two of my friends) hate Jason, for no reason. And not just them. Tons of you guys out there hate him. I'm not going to force you to like Jason. You have perfect permission to hate Jason. I'm just saying, for all those people with opinions like XTRIDENTX, I suggest you read this. And then maybe do some research, ask yourself, " Why do I actually hate Jason?" Okay? Okay. As I said before, no reasons. Well, I revise that statement. They have reasons. BUT THEY ARE INVALID. For example, David's opinion: " He's just a rip-off of Percy." YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID, NEMO. WHO KNOWS? MAYBE JASON WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY. MAYBE HE TURNED IT DOWN. PERCY TURNED DOWN IMMORTALITY FOR ANNABETH. MAYBE JASON TURNED DOWN IMMORTALITY FOR THE LEGION. And he is no less of a hero than Percy. If I remember correctly, JASON WAS THE ONE WHO F*CKING DEFEATED GAEA. Alongside Piper and Leo, yeah. 

And Stella just plain doesn't like him. I don't know why. And, like, I get you don't like Jason. That doesn't mean you go skipping around me in circles, singing, " Piper should break up with Jason!" I'm not kidding, she actually did that. At school. Actually, I think she doesn't like him because he's a boy. I know very nice boys. SERIOUSLY, HE CAN'T CONTROL HIS FREAKIN' GENDER. YA KNOW, NOT EVEN THE THE HUNTERS HATE BOYS. THEY JUST DON'T LIKE THEM. 

Don't take this to mean I'm mad at you. I'm not. I respect your opinions. I just had this bottled up for awhile, and I can't exactly go around at school, flipping you guys off. AND ALL JASON HATERS, I SUGGEST YOU READ THIS RANT, GO SIT IN A CORNER, AND THEN THINK.

Now, dear readers, is Rachel's time to shine. 

Okay, so this is a less known one. Rachel. I know some people don't like her because she "tried to break up Percabeth." Guys. She liked Percy before Percabeth. And before she became the Oracle, but that's irrelevant. And why is Perachel the "bad" ship? What about Pertemis, or Perzoe, or Perianca, or Perico, or Pipabeth, or Lukabeth, or whatever other Percy ships or Annabeth ships there are?

Me: Sorry about that, guys.

Stella: I still don't like Jason.

David: You have a point, but I don't really know what I don't like about Jason, so your argument is invalid.

Me: Hmph.

Lucina: You want some ice with that burn?

Me: Where did you come from? GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH EMBER.

Lucina: *disappears*

Me: Good. Now, this isn't really a fanfiction fail book anymore... Just random Percy Jackson things. Oh well. Bye.

Stella: That's a sad goodbye.

Me: ;-;