Baekhyun laughed into his earphones at the voices coming through from the video call going on in one of the groupchats.

"No Chen I'm not coming over today, my ass kills and I'm wishing Baekhyun good luck in his classes!" Minseok yelled to Chen who was off screen, Suho who sat beside the eldest on the phone held his hands to his ears.

"Jesus did that really have to be yelled?" Kai groaned his arm wrapped around a bucket of chicken that he was being forced to share with Sehun.

"Our dorm is right next to theirs we hear everything" Luhan laughed sipping from the coffee mug, Kyungsoo beside him drinking his own.

"Chen butt out of our conversation it was going well till you came along" Suho hissed, his hands still stuck to his ears in comfort.

Baekhyun laughed glancing down at his phone screen while twisting the dial to his locker.

"So Baek what you got today?" Sehun questioned his mouth stuffed with fried chicken.

Baekhyun set up the phone on a little make shift holder and began looking at the timetable stuck to the inside of his locker door.

"History and French" he sighed, his hand coming up and ruffling his hair.

"God I hated those classes" Kyungsoo spat, his big eyes closing as memories resurfaced from the back of his mind.

"I hated high school end of story" Kai laughed, his hands becoming barriers to Sehun's who was currently on his own phone, his thumbs speeding around the keyboard like crazy.

"Hunnie what're you doing?" Baekhyun questioned, finally putting the books he needed onto his bag.

Sehun who jumped at the mention of his name quickly explained that he was just texting one of his old buddies from school. Baekhyun immediately called bullshit.

"So while my youngest child is in school making a life for himself what are the rest of my children doing?" Suho wondered, his ears now cleared of his hands and his resting Mama facial expression on.

"Luhan and I are going to clean up our dorm before Baek comes" Kyungsoo explained.

"In two weeks" Luhan finished.

"Then why the hell are you doing it now?" Minseok wondered his confused face almost making Baekhyun cry of laughter.

"Because we have nothing else to do.."

"We could be going on a double date!" Kai shrieked almost dropping the bucket of chicken onto Sehun.

"Hey watch it dude, take it easy..besides Luhan and I only had a date alone which was our first date, You really think that we can be considered a couple after one date?" Sehun asked, an eyebrow raised.

"I thought we were" Luhan interrupted his brows furrowed together in hurt. Baekhyun stopped his movements in the locker and turned to focus only on the screen of his phone that showed the face of his friends.

Dead silence filled his earphones, Baekhyun was quite sure he would have heard a pin drop if he wasn't in school at the moment.

"Of course we are Lulu I just didn't think you wan-"

"Oh shut up, you clearly don't mean it now" Luhan hissed standing up and leaving the view of the camera.

Baekhyun watched as Sehun's jaw dropped. Kai who sat beside him glanced over shyly before focusing back into the chicken bucket.

"That was the quickest I have seen him leave the dorm" Kyungsoo explained, his eyes glancing off camera at the door leading to the hallway.

"What am I going to do?" Sehun sighed his hands coming up onto the table and meeting his face.

"Well for one you can go and apologise, and explain to Luhan why you thought you weren't a couple yet" Baekhyun muttered thinking that no-one was able to hear him.

"Jesus you sound like Chanyeol"

Baekhyun tossed an glance at the phone, his cheeks reddening at the sound of the boy who was making him smile for a couple days now.

"Speaking of Chanyeol he just sent me a request to join the call" Minseok grinned pulling the phone closer to him.

Baekhyun immediately looked at anything other than his phone, he made sure he double checked that he had all the books he needed for the next couple of classes and made sure that the classes after lunch were prepared for.

"Hey guys, Sehun texted saying there was a call so here i am" A deep voice filled Baekhyun's ears making him freeze in his actions.

Baekhyun smirked knowing he called bullshit on his son earlier.

"Hey Chanyeol how are you today?" Minseok wondered, Baekhyun could tell the eldest had a smile on his face without even having to take a look.

"I'm..um..doing great now actually"

Taking the chance Baekhyun turned and what he was faced with made his heart skip a beat. A handsome man with black hair, light brown eyes with black rimmed glasses, a strong jawline and the perfect sized lips.

"Hi Chanyeol" he smiled, making his eyes crinkle up.

"Hey baby how are you today?"

The sound of coughing and gasping filled the call as Kai nearly choked on his chicken and Suho gasped so much he began coughing. Kyungsoo bit his lip to try and hold back a laugh while Minseok stared at the screen intently.

"I-i um.."

Chanyeol smiled waiting patiently for Baekhyun to reply to his simple question.

"He's dying internally" Kyungsoo explained his eyes rolling with a smirk slowly starting to develop on his heart shaped lips.

Baekhyun glared at his section of the call while another section popped up.

"Hey guys"

"Hey Lay!" Suho smiled giving the blonde haired Chinese student a wave.

"Yah! Byun Baekhyun answer my question" Chanyeol groaned, his lower lip pushing out to form a pout.

"I'm fine Chanyeol, thank you for asking" he quickly explained with a faint blush dusted on his cheeks.

The bell for classes rang and Baekhyun closed his locker taking the phone into his hands as he went.

"Baby's gotta go~" Chanyeol cooed his face being held up by his hands which Baekhyun noticed were larger than his own.

"I do" he pouted with a nod, his eyes occasionally glancing up at the people passing by so he wouldn't hit into anyone and get into another fight.

"History right?" Lay wondered.

"Yeah how did you know that hyung?"

"You sent me your school schedule a couple days ago remember?"

"Oh right yeah sorry I forgot" Baekhyun admitted with a nod.

"Well I got to go I need to apologise and maybe think of another date idea for Luhan" Sehun sighed standing up and waving into the camera before turning it off before Kai could even say a goodbye.

"Yeah I'm going to go too talk later~" Kyungsoo waved then turned off the call.

"Well I gotta get to class" Baekhyun sighed, a hand running through his hair in frustration.

"Good luck Baek!" Lay grinned and held up a 'fighting' sign.

"Just focus on your studies Baek and we'll talk later okay??" Suho said with a smile earning a nod from Minseok beside him.

"Yeah we'll talk to you later in our groupchat okay??"

"Yeah sure!"

"Good luck princess" Chanyeol grinned with a wink.

Baekhyun licked his lip glancing over to Chanyeol's section of the call, his eyes meeting with the latter's chocolate ones.

"Thanks Channie!"

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Real_Dumbo: Hey how's school going?

Idontgiveacrap: I got sent home early

Real_Dumbo: Oh really?

How come?

Idontgiveacrap: It's nothing..

Real_Dumbo: Okay now I know there is something

Idontgiveacrap: Nothing happened

I'm okay

Real_Dumbo: Baek

What happened in school?

Idontgiveacrap: Nothing

Real_Dumbo: I know you're lying 

Idontgiveacrap: Some guys tried to have their way with me today

Real_Dumbo: As in..

They tried touching you?

Idontgiveacrap: Touch me, kiss me

Real_Dumbo: ..Did they succeed?

Idontgiveacrap: I gave up a fight and they tossed me to the ground but the teacher came out before anything happened

Real_Dumbo: Well I'm glad the teacher came when they did

Are you okay?

Idontgiveacrap: I guess

Real_Dumbo: So don't freak out but I sort of stalked your Instagram profile

Idontgiveacrap: You what?

Real_Dumbo: Yeah..

I just wanted to try and figure out what you liked so I knew for later use

Idontgiveacrap: Haha okay

So what did you find out Mr Park 😂😂?

Real_Dumbo: Well princess I found out you love to sing

Idontgiveacrap: How did you figure that out?

Real_Dumbo: You're karaoke picture

Idontgiveacrap: But i only put up one

And that was when i was in the booth

Real_Dumbo: I know but the name of the parlour came up in different pictures.

Idontgiveacrap: I didn't think people would notice

Real_Dumbo: I did (:

Please don't take that creepy or anything

Idontgiveacrap: I wont 😂

And hey thank you

Real_Dumbo: For what buttercup??

Idontgiveacrap: Changing the subject and taking my mind off my day

Real_Dumbo: Well I guess it didn't work if you commented on it 😅😅

Idontgiveacrap: Nah continue

You're helping me alot

Real_Dumbo: Are you going back to school tomorrow?

Idontgiveacrap: Chanyeol it's the weekend tomorrow...

Real_Dumbo: Would you believe me if I said that was to get your mind off it again?

Idontgiveacrap: Nope it would just make me realise how much you live up to your username 😂😂😂😂😂

Real_Dumbo: *gasp* are you laughing at me?

Idontgiveacrap: Maybe

Just a little 😂😂😂

Real_Dumbo: Well I'm glad I could help I guess 😂😂

Idontgiveacrap: So what were you up to today?

Besides stalking my Instagram page

Real_Dumbo: I cooked, I cleaned my half of the dorm and I composed a couple songs

Idontgiveacrap: You composed a song?

Real_Dumbo: Well yeah

After I figured out that you loved singing I felt this inspiration to write so I did and I thought maybe you could sing it

Idontgiveacrap: Really you trust me to sing one of your songs?

You don't even know if I'm good

Real_Dumbo: Well if your singing voice is as beautiful as your normal voice than I believe you'll make my song amazing

Idontgiveacrap: Thanks Channie 🙈🙈

Real_Dumbo: Hehe

Idontgiveacrap: Hey I got a question

Real_Dumbo: Yessss?

Idontgiveacrap: How far away is your dorm from mine?

Real_Dumbo: Well you'll be bunking with Luhan and Kyungsoo right?

Idontgiveacrap: Yep room 124L

Real_Dumbo: In that case I'm down the hall ;)

Room 128L

Idontgiveacrap: Really??

Real_Dumbo: Yeah everyone from the chat is on the same floor

Idontgiveacrap: Yeah Minseok and Suho are next door to us I know that much

Real_Dumbo: Chen has a room to himself and he's next door to us

Idontgiveacrap: So Kai and Sehun are inbetween Chen, Minseok and Suho?

Real_Dumbo: Yep

Idontgiveacrap: Wow we are all next door neighbours

Real_Dumbo: Yep and we all have balconies

Idontgiveacrap: Seriously??

Real_Dumbo: Yep! You can literally hop over into the next balcony

Idontgiveacrap: So I could jump over into Minseok's then Sehun's than Chen's then I could go into yours?

Real_Dumbo: Pretty much yeah

Idontgiveacrap: Interesting~

Real_Dumbo: You're not going to kill me in my sleep are you...?

Because if you are I highly recommend you pick the lock on the window

Idontgiveacrap: I know how to do that

Real_Dumbo: Same

All I need are chopsticks

Idontgiveacrap: Please

Give me a Bobby pin

Real_Dumbo: Interesting~

We have another thing in common I see

Idontgiveacrap: I guess we do ㅋㅋㅋ

Real_Dumbo: So what you doing now?

Idontgiveacrap: I'm writing up a History essay

Real_Dumbo: On?

Idontgiveacrap: Jack the Ripper

Real_Dumbo: Wait what?

They taught you about a serial killer in school?

Idontgiveacrap: Nope

They allowed us to do anything we wanted

Real_Dumbo: So you chose to do an essay on a cereal killer

Idontgiveacrap: Yes Chanyeol

I decided to do my essay on a CEREAL killer

Real_Dumbo: -_-

It was autocorrect and you know that

Idontgiveacrap: It was still sorta funny

Real_Dumbo: Anyway~

Why did you choose that one?

Idontgiveacrap: Well Kyungsoo has loads of criminal case books and stuff like that so I'll be able to find the stuff I need for my essay pretty easily

Real_Dumbo: ..why does that not surpise me

I always knew he was taking notes on how to kill someone...

Idontgiveacrap: So try and keep on his good side than ;)

Real_Dumbo: That's easier said than done 😅😅

Idontgiveacrap: Just don't piss him off and you'll be fine

Real_Dumbo: But everything pisses Kyungsoo off..

Idontgiveacrap: You have a point...

Just don't breathe in his presence and we should be good

Real_Dumbo: So I just deprive my lungs of oxygen when Satansoo is around?

Idontgiveacrap: Well duh

He's Satan's kid the only thing he breathes is hell fire

Real_Dumbo: Pfft 😂😂😂

Idontgiveacrap:😂😂😂

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Real_Dumbo: Nooo the boys are back :(

Idontgiveacrap: But it's early why are they on :(

Real_Dumbo: I don't know...

Maybe Kris realised that I'm texting you

Idontgiveacrap: How would he know??

Real_Dumbo: Apparently I'm smiling too much

Idontgiveacrap: Really?

What is there to smile about??

Real_Dumbo: Well for the fact that we are talking

Privately 😉😉

Idontgiveacrap: Well I like talking to you like this

Real_Dumbo: Well I love it

Idontgiveacrap: I'm starting to 😉

Real_Dumbo: Really??

Idontgiveacrap: Yep 😉

Real_Dumbo: Are you being sarcastic or..?

Idontgiveacrap: For once I'm being genuine

Real_Dumbo: Well in that case

Be prepared to be getting private messages alot more

Idontgiveacrap: I will 😊

Real_Dumbo: Shall I escort you to the group chat again??

Idontgiveacrap: *gasp* Do you even have to ask?

Real_Dumbo: Hahahaha

*opens the door to Gre0r* After you princess

Idontgiveacrap: >< thank you

Real_Dumbo: Are you blushing??

Idontgiveacrap: What?? Pfft NO!! ><

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Notmystyle: I know no one is here but Chanyeol is smiling like an idiot

Pandajams: What why??

Notmystyle: He's texting Baekhyun hehehe

Allihaveismoney: Awww that's so sweet!!

Laymedown: But doesn't everyone know that Chanyeol clearly has a crush on Baekhyun

Real_Dumbo: Well it's not like I hide my feelings for him

Idontgiveacrap: That's true

Chickennuggets4life: I think it's cute that's he's able to confess like that

Satansoo: Yeah Kai it is isn't it?!

Bitchimabottom: Just so you know Kai Kyungsoo wants you to figure out the hidden message behind that

Laymedown: Ew secret messages... Suho sends me them all the time and I still can't understand!!

Allihaveismoney: Hehe~

Idontgiveacrap: Four down

One left

Minnie: Baek aren't you in school rn?

Idontgiveacrap: Nope

I got sent home early

Allihaveismoney: What happened now???

Laymedown: Are you okay???

Notmystyle: What happened to my youngest???

Real_Dumbo: The boilers broke so the school sent everyone home

TrollingMachine: What's a boiler?

Idontgiveacrap: It's the heating

Real_Dumbo: It's the heating

Bubbleteaking: How did you know that Chanyeol???😏

Real_Dumbo: Your Eomma told me earlier

Idontgiveacrap: He texted me thinking I was in school but I explained why I wasn't

Real_Dumbo: Which was the boiler ;)

Idontgiveacrap: >< Yeah the boiler

Allihaveismoney: Okayyyyy???

Laymedown: Can we go back to the part where Baek said 4 down and 1 to go??

Real_Dumbo: Yes please

Notmystyle: I'll second that

Satansoo: Third it

Bitchimabottom: Fourth it

Chickennuggets4life: Yeah alright I'll fifth it

Idontgiveacrap: My ships

Laymedown: What 4 ships?

Satansoo: Wait there's more??

Bitchimabottom: Wow already 4 thats amazing!!

Real_Dumbo: Well Kris and Tao are one

Idontgiveacrap: Kyungsoo and Kai were two

Real_Dumbo: Than it was Minseok and Chen right??

Idontgiveacrap: Yep

And finally Sehun and Luhan

Real_Dumbo: And you have one more ship to make happen right??

Idontgiveacrap: Yep!

Notmystyle: That will never happen

Bubbleteaking: Is grandad jealous???

Allihaveismoney: Fuck off Krease

Laymedown: So the other ship is Chanyeol and I?

Pandajams: Why do you care Kris?!?!?!

Idontgiveacrap: What Lay No!!

Satansoo: Someone is being defensive over Chanyeol~

Bitchimabottom: I hear wedding bells~

Chickennuggets4life: No that's just Minseok's alarm clock

Minnie: Chen and I have an appointment ttyl

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Real_Dumbo: Sorry Lay but Baek has my heart and has someone else in mind for you

Laymedown: Baek give Chanyeol back his heart!! He needs that to live!!

Allihaveismoney: He is so precious

Real_Dumbo: For once I have no words

Idontgiveacrap: I am surrounded by idiots...

Allihaveismoney: Bit harsh not going to lie

Laymedown: Than who did you pair me up with???

Idontgiveacrap: I paired you and Suho up together

Chickennuggets4life: Hell yeah he did

Real_Dumbo: Sorry Lay

Laymedown: Don't get me wrong being paired up with Chanyeol would have been great and all but I'm a Top and so is he so...

Allihaveismoney: Hey I am a Top too

Laymedown: Yeah but you'll be more easier to manipulate into bottoming than me

Real_Dumbo: Pfft!

Bubbleteaking: You could always swap around

Chickennuggets4life: Would you allow Luhan to top?

Bubbleteaking: God no but SuLay seem like the couple that could share the role

Real_Dumbo: You have a point

Idontgiveacrap: Point taken

B

itchimabottom: I could top!

Real_Dumbo: Did you even read your username?

Satansoo: I'm with big ears here

Real_Dumbo: Who are you calling big ears Satan spawn?!

Idontgiveacrap: *cough* murder books *cough*

Notmystyle: Kyungsoo doesn't scare me

Real_Dumbo: Sorry Kyung

Pandajams: Well he should!

Notmystyle: he's the smallest out of everyone and I'm the tallest what could he do to me?

Idontgiveacrap: 2 words

Can sock

Allihaveismoney: 4 words

Rip you're heart out

Laymedown: Kyungsoo cooks amazing food! It's so good but scary at how good he is!!

Satansoo: Awww Lay that's so sweet

Bitchimabottom: 4 words

Rip off your balls

Minnie: He could kill you

Notmystyle: Yeah right

Satansoo: I've watched every episode of CSI, NCIS and CSI New York. I can kill you in 15 different ways and make it look like Winnie the pooh did it. So don't piss me off

Real_Dumbo: Remind me to never piss you off

Idontgiveacrap: You just awarded yourself another 10 bonus points 😉😉

Real_Dumbo: What REALLY???

Idontgiveacrap: Mhm😊🙈

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Idontgiveacrap: You actually scored yourself 15 not 10

Real_Dumbo: May I ask how??

Idontgiveacrap: Of course dear sir haha

You came up with a lie so I wouldn't have to tell everyone the real reason I got sent home

Real_Dumbo: I saw how hard it was for you to tell me and I didn't want you to go through that again

Idontgiveacrap: Still though

Thank you

So 10 points added for your quick thinking and 5 for the fact you learned to keep on my best friends good side

Real_Dumbo: What are we doing?

Role-playing Harry Potter?

Idontgiveacrap: Well it was your idea of having points

Which I don't technically fully understand

Real_Dumbo: Well the points are a way of telling me how much your starting  to like me

Idontgiveacrap: Ah I see

So 35 so far?

Real_Dumbo: Unless you want to change it a little maybe take it lower since you didn't really understand it??

Idontgiveacrap: Nah

35 sounds pretty good right now

Real_Dumbo: Okay than ;)

Idontgiveacrap: Okay :)

Real_Dumbo: You'll be loving me soon enough

Idontgiveacrap: Bit cocky aren't you?

Real_Dumbo: Im sorry but I can not confirm nor deny that statement ;)