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Satansoo: This is the morning report~

The buzz from the bees~

Idontgiveacrap: The Lion King!!

Satansoo: I knew that would wake you up!

Bubbleteaking: That doesn't mean that I do!!

Chickennuggets4life: Sehun you need to log out

Bubbleteaking: ...I KNOW THAT!!

Minnie: No yelling this morning

Pandajams: I had such a weird dream last night

Idontgiveacrap: What was it about??

Allihaveismoney: You better be getting ready for school young man

Idontgiveacrap: Yes Hyung I'm brushing my teeth right now

Pandajams: Well I was walking down this dark alleyway and there was these dogs following me and apparently I was made of meat

Bitchimabottom: That sounds like the dream Baekhyun had a couple weeks ago

Real_Dumbo: That's a bit weird Baek

Idontgiveacrap: It's only because someone called me Bacon so my brain must have been triggered and gave me a fucked up dream as that one

Notmystyle: What else happened honey??

Pandajams: I was in IT you know the new movie and I was wearing that yellow jacket and holding a red balloon

TrollingMachine: Hey that my dream!

Laymedown: Haha Do me do me

Pandajams: I must have combined all the dreams I heard awhile ago and complied them without realising last night

Notmystyle: We did watch that weird horror show

Pandajams: It wasn't weird!!

Satansoo: Tao everything you watch is weird

Idontgiveacrap: I second that!

Minnie:Third it!

Bitchimabottom: Third it!

Allihaveismoney: Yeah sure I'll do the same

I fourth it!!

TrollingMachine: You made Kris have to share a bed when he came back to our dorm

Real_Dumbo: -_- I couldn't sleep because of his kicking

Idontgiveacrap: Really? He was that bad??

Laymedown: Chanyeol can sleep through anything

Bubbleteaking: As soon as he falls asleep he'll stay asleep until the morning or you work hard to wake him

Real_Dumbo: Hey I'm proud

Satansoo: So Kris kicks in his sleep

Chanyeol sleeps like he's dead

Anyone else got any weird sleeping habits??

Allihaveismoney: I need to sniff money before I sleep

Bitchimabottom: I need to sleep with a teddy

Bubbleteaking: I used to sleep with a night light but I'm okay now

Chickennuggets4life: I have to at least eat chicken

Idontgiveacrap: I yelp like a puppy...

Satansoo: Am I the only normal one??

Notmystyle: No one going to say anything about Suho sniffing money??

Laymedown: I just listen to music...

Satansoo: Me and Lay are the only normal people...

Real_Dumbo: Wait babe you yelp Like a puppy?

Bitchimabottom: Suho doesn't surpise me

Minnie: Second that Lulu

Idontgiveacrap: Yeah...

Real_Dumbo: Just when I thought you couldn't get any cuter!!

Bubbleteaking: Third it Lu!

TrollingMachine: I'll fourth it

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Real_Dumbo: Hey cutie ❤

Idontgiveacrap: Hey Chanyeol 😊

Real_Dumbo: You're going back to school today right??

Idontgiveacrap: Yep

And I'm terrified

Real_Dumbo: Dont be they're just jocks who are stupid and jealous of your gorgeous looks

Idontgiveacrap: You don't even know what I look like

Real_Dumbo: Well I got your profiler and the picture Kris showed me of you in the puppy filter

Idontgiveacrap: But they are old...

Real_Dumbo: So?

Idontgiveacrap: I don't look like that any more

Real_Dumbo: Whatever I'm still sure you're adorable

You can give me all the excuses in the world and I'll still say that you're amazing and adorable

Idontgiveacrap: Why me Chanyeol?

Real_Dumbo: I don't quite understand Baekhyun

Idontgiveacrap: Out of everyone in our groupchat you could have anyone

Yet you chose me

Real_Dumbo: Well for one I already technically knew you because of our son

Two because of Kris' photos

Three because you have all them shipped with each other already

And fourth I've grown attached to you

Fifth you're funny

Sixth you're just an amazing guy

Seventh you're really good at come backs

Eighth you're you. You don't pretend to be something you're not

Idontgiveacrap: I could be a girl for all you know

Real_Dumbo: Then you should be able to listen when I call you princess ;)

Idontgiveacrap: 🙈🙈🙈

Real_Dumbo:What does the monkey mean??

Idontgiveacrap: you have me blushing idiot

Real_Dumbo: How many points does that score me??

Idontgiveacrap: hmmm

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