Group chat: Cool bros + Jongdae

Chickennuggets4life ✔
Laymedown ✔
Notmystyle ✔
Bubbleteaking ✔
TrollingMachine ✔

[Everyone online: ✔]

Notmystyle: I need help

Bubbleteaking: We aren't role-playing again Kris we already had this conversation. I don't fancy helping you jack off again

Real_Dumbo: You seriously made my son RP with you? Dude that's sick like really fucked up

Chickennuggets4life: Kris I thought that was our thing!

TrollingMachine: Woah woah what?!

I am Kris jacking partner not you two!

Real_Dumbo: Oh my god...

Laymedown: I am very surpised

Real_Dumbo: Oh thank goodness someone hasn't done it!

Laymedown: Kris what time do we have our secret wanking session at?

Real_Dumbo: ...

That groupchat is going to be amazed with the stuff I just found out!

Notmystyle: Guys this is not the time!

Tao figured out about Isabelle!

Real_Dumbo: Oh shit..

TrollingMachine: Daddy's going to be in the naughty corner!

Bubbleteaking: How did he find out about her!?

Notmystyle: He seen the message

Laymedown: Is it really a bad thing though?

I mean Tao deserves to know Kris, you are dating

Chickennuggets4life: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Kris has multiple wanking buddies?!

Bubbleteaking: Yes Lay!

It could ruin the way Tao sees him!

Real_Dumbo: He was bond to find out sooner or later Kris

Notmystyle: I didn't want it to be so soon

Laymedown: I'm guessing you tried to cover it up then right?

Notmystyle: I told Tao that I had saved her cat from a tree...

Bubbleteaking: AND HE BOUGHT THAT?!

Real_Dumbo: Clearly

TrollingMachine: Oh my god...

MINSEOK JUST RETURNED A DICK PIC MY DAY IS COMPLETE!

Chickennuggets4life: WHAT?!

Laymedown: Minseok...dick pic....

Real_Dumbo: I'm guessing this is a good thing?

TrollingMachine: Very good thing*

It means I have a chance with him!

Bubbleteaking: Or he's horny

TrollingMachine: Baekhyun's prediction is coming true

Bubbleteaking: Or he's horny

TrollingMachine: Should I propose?

Chickennuggets4life: MARRIAGE?!

HE SENT YOU A DICK PIC AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS MARRIAGE?!

Real_Dumbo: Must have been a good one if Jongdae is settling down...

Notmystyle: GUYS HELP ME HERE!?

Real_Dumbo: No can do man, you fucked up

You should have told him the truth

Laymedown: I'm pretty sure he wont freak out like

Chickennuggets4life: If Kyungsoo sends me a pic of his ass then I know I get to marry him

Laymedown: How did we get on the topic of marriage from Kris' fuck up?

Notmystyle: Should I propose to Tao?

That way he knows I love him?

Real_Dumbo: While also going to her?

That's not very fair hyung

Notmystyle: This is why I hate you the most from the rest of these people you actually have a head on your shoulders.

Chickennuggets4life: THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE The fucking headless horsemen?!

Laymedown: I have two heads hehe

Bubbleteaking: Bitch please you're the airhead!

TrollingMachine: I honestly don't know what to do about this whole Minseok dick pic thing...

Real_Dumbo: Kris you need to tell Tao that you have been taking counselling  sessions he'll understand, he loves you so he'll support you. Like Isabelle said you're getting better and she's happy to see you leave her house with a smile now. So just rip of the bandaid and tell him.

Jongdae you need to take a chill pill and confess to Minseok straight out, tell him you're finished with kidding around and you're looking for something special with him.

Chickennuggets4life: You need to stop listening to Baekhyun...

Bubbleteaking: My parents ❤

Real_Dumbo: He doesn't remember yet guys but I'm trying to jog his memory

Laymedown: Well who would remember their kindergarden first kiss?

Real_Dumbo: I do

L

aymedown: Point taken

Chickennuggets4life: I can't wait till he realises who you are

Real_Dumbo: That won't happen till he sees me irl

And thats not until 3 weeks

Laymedown: Well give him something to look forward to then

Bubbleteaking: What do you mean Lay?

Notmystyle: Alright Yeol I hear you, I'll do it!

Real_Dumbo: Good luck Kris!

I'll have YOUR ice cream ready just in case

Notmystyle: I have the best roommate hands down.

Chickennuggets4life: Sehun's good too

Bubbleteaking: No I'm not

Chickennuggets4life: Yeah you're right

Laymedown: I mean, flirt like hell. Make him want to know you. Make him want to meet you. Make him hot and bothered so that everytime he reads a text or even thinks about you, he'll like the feeling

Real_Dumbo: How do I do that?

Chickennuggets4life: Just be you bit sexier

Bubbleteaking: Send him those hot ass pick up lines, maybe send some hot pics of your abs or something

Real_Dumbo: I regret showing you them now...

Bubbleteaking: If I wasn't a top I would totally be all over you for them

Real_Dumbo: Too bad you're not a bottom because you're ass is huge as fuck

TrollingMachine: DO THAT!

Real_Dumbo: Fuck Sehun?

No thanks that's my son

TrollingMachine: NO!

Do things similar to that to Baekhyun his ass his huge!

Chickennuggets4life: He's the biggest out of the whole lot of us

Bubbleteaking: Where do you think I got mine from Appa ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Real_Dumbo: So you're saying to be myself?

Bubbleteaking: Yep, the real you that loves saying things like that ^

Laymedown: I think you can do it

Real_Dumbo: So I'll just keep doing what I have been doing then

Besides gotta make an impression that will stay in his mind forever, since our kiss didn't

Chickennuggets4life: Oh come on man that was when you were 4!

Bubbleteaking: Give Eomma a break Appa!

Real_Dumbo: I'm kidding relax

Notmystyle: Good because if you hurt my youngest child I will kill you

SURPISE!! A little Chanyeol p.o.v thing going here ㅋㅋㅋ