Group Chat: 5 angels + 1 devil

[Everyone online ✔]

Pandajams: Hey Baek what's on the menu tonight?

Satansoo: Yes I need to know what you like if you want me to cook for you when you get here!

Idontgiveacrap: Eomma made me some homemade chicken nuggets, homemade chips and a side salad.

It's actually really good

Allihaveismoney: I'm just glad you're eating healthy

Bitchimmanly: Well his mom is a nurse Suho

Minnie: Hey Baek could you ask your mom why I have a cough and eyes are watering?

Idontgiveacrap: You have a cold Minnie

Minnie: Cough syrup and bed for me so it is

Idontgiveacrap: Aww poor Minseok!

:(

Bitchimmanly: Oh by the way what did Chen send you?

Pandajams: Yeah!

You seemed pretty surpised or stressed out because of it.

Minnie: He sent me a dick pic...

Idontgiveacrap: Oh Jisoos...

Satansoo: HE WHAT?!

Bitchimmanly: Since when did he have confidence?!

Allihaveismoney: It's officially safe to say...

That this family is fucked up

Idontgiveacrap: Our family was always fucked up hyung

Minnie: I don't know how to feel about it

Pandajams: Well was it big?

Minnie: Very

Satansoo: Then why are we even having this conversation

He likes you.

He has a big Dick

I say go for it

Idontgiveacrap: You two are soul mates after all

Bitchimmanly: Besides your exact words were and I quote 'Anything over 6 come to daddy'

Minnie: I need new friends...

Allihaveismoney: We are family that is different from friends Minseok!

Idontgiveacrap: We are both hyung!

Satansoo: I agree with Baek on this

Pandajams: True, you guys are my brothers but also my best friends

Bitchimmanly: Couldn't have said it better myself

Do you wish to leave this gc?

Yes  ✔                No

Group Chat: Greg0r

Minnie ✔
Bitchimmanly ✔
Bubbleteaking ✔
Allihaveismoney ✔
Real_Dumbo ✔
Chickennuggets4life ✔
Satansoo ✔

[Everyone online: ❌]

Minnie: Alright Chen where you at?!

Chickennuggets4life: He's in the shower hyung!

Satansoo: Of course he is

Bubbleteaking: Can I ask why you suddenly need him Minseok?

Minnie: I need him to reply to my pm

Idontgiveacrap: They may be getting together

[TrollingMachine is now online]

TrollingMachine: Who might be getting together?

Idontgiveacrap: You and Minnie

Real_Dumbo: Me and Baek

Bubbleteaking: Me and Luhan

Allihaveismoney: Me and Lay

Chickennuggets4life: Me and Kyungsoo

Satansoo: Kai we are already together

Chickennuggets4life: Oh yeah!

Idontgiveacrap: Chanyeol no

Bitchimmanly: Chanyeol yes!

Sehun?

WHAT?!

Idontgiveacrap: Hehe

Finally!

Bubbleteaking: Suho told Lay that Baek shipped us together and then he told me

Don't worry Lu I didn't actually mean it

Bitchimmanly: oh...Okay

[TrollimgMachine and Minnie are now gone offline]

Allihaveismoney: Huh wonder where they went^

Idontgiveacrap: To plan their future together!

Satansoo: To summon Satan

Bitchimmanly: Eh....

Allihaveismoney: ...

Real_Dumbo: Huh

Bubbleteaking: ...

Chickennuggets4life: Isn't he just adorable?

Idontgiveacrap: And y'all said that it wasn't obvious

Real_Dumbo: I can see how you figured out everyone's ships

Bitchimmanly: And I can see how good you too would be together

Real_Dumbo: Aww thanks Luhan

Idontgiveacrap: I give up!