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Laymedown ✔
Bitchimmanly ✔
Chickennuggets4life ✔
Allihaveismoney ✔
Minnie✔
Pandajams ✔
Bubbleteaking ✔
TrollingMachine ✔
Notmystyle✔

[Everyone online ✔]

Satansoo: WAKE THE FUCK UP BITCHES

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BURN ALIVE!!

*BANGING POTS AND PANS*

WAKE UP SLEEPING BEAUTIES!!

Bubbleteaking: Someone remind me to log the fuck out before going to sleep

Allihaveismoney: Yay! 1 is awake!

Laymedown: I'm awake too hyung!

Chickennuggets4life: Aww Kyungie being so nice to take time to wake us up this morning ><

TrollingMachine: Damn you Kyungsoo you know capitals are my things in the morning!!

Notmystyle: If my panda isn't awake why the hell am I?

Pandajams: I'm here Gee~

Notmystyle: Good morning babe

Allihaveismoney: Lay~ we talked about you not calling me hyung

Bitchimmanly: Good morning!

Bubbleteaking: Morning Lu!

Minnie: I need coffee

Satansoo: My work here is complete!

Chickennuggets4life: No it's not!

Baeklikesbooks: Good morning Kai 😉😏

Chickennuggets4life: ?

Good morning Baek?

Baeklikesbooks: Hehehehe

Sehun!!

Bubbleteaking: Yes maknae?

Baeklikesbooks: I won!

TrollingMachine: I is confusion

Chickennuggets4life: What?

Bubbleteaking: ....No!

Baeklikesbooks: YESSS

Allihaveismoney: He won..

It's true

Notmystyle: That is why you shouldn't gamble kids!

Allihaveismoney: And yet you still took a chance with Tao when we were on a break...

Baeklikesbooks: Ouch...

Bubbleteaking: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

TrollingMachine: Dad got roasted!

Satansoo: hahaha

Chickennuggets4life: Your laugh is so cute...

Baeklikesbooks: OMG could you be more obvious?!?!

Bubbleteaking: I see how you won Baek...

Baeklikesbooks: Yep

I do believe we said 50 dollars Oh

Bubbleteaking: Totally worth the gamble Byun

Chickennuggets4life: You put a bet on me and Kyungsoo's relationship!?!?!

Allihaveismoney: Yep

TrollingMachine: Sorta

Pandajams: Maybe..

Bubbleteaking: Hell yeah I did

Minnie: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

TrollingMachine: That's my wife! 👏

Minnie: We are not dating!

TrollingMachine: According to Baek we will be~

Minnie: Bite me!

Laymedown: What Is happening?

Baeklikesbooks: I'm not so sure anymore...

TrollingMachine: Baek!

Please don't tell me you're changing your mind of me and Minnie's relationship!

Baeklikesbooks: Oh God no, I was aiming that message to Lay

Laymedown: What?

Allihaveismoney: Nothing, forget it

Satansoo: So now everyone knows

Bitchimmanly: I just realised something...

Baeklikesbooks: You like someone?

Bitchimmanly: ...

STOP!

No

You don't have anyone

Baeklikesbooks: What?

Minnie: Oh my gosh that's true

Satansoo: Huh...that's weird!

Allihaveismoney: Aww my innocent child!

Chickennuggets4life: I have to agree with Baek...what?

Bubbleteaking: Hold on I thought me and Lay were the free ones...

Bitchimmanly: Sorry Se you've been shipped with someone...

Baeklikesbooks: You both have hehe

Satansoo: Why do you guys pick on me when Baek does the hehe too!

TrollingMachine: Again!

I am confusion!

Pandajams: Baek has shipped everyone of us together that he ran out of people to ship with himself

Baeklikesbooks: Because I don't want anyone!

Bitchimmanly: Bull!

Notmystyle: No one is taking Baek away from me!

Pandajams: ...

Bubbleteaking: Wow, Suho then Tao and now Baekhyun...leave some hearts hyung

Notmystyle: NOT IN THAT WAY YOU COW!

Allihaveismoney: You better not break Tao's heart Kris

Notmystyle: I told you I wouldn't!

Laymedown: I'll kill you if you do! He was my panda before I happily gave him to you!

Baeklikesbooks: You're not my style hyung

TrollingMachine: I love this family

Bitchimmanly: What did you mean Kris?

Notmystyle: He is the most innocent one out of us all, even Lay has done the naughty!

Baekhyun is my last hope for an innocent child!

Baeklikesbooks:  ...

I don't know how to feel about that

Bubbleteaking: Hey! He's my Eomma!

Bitchimmanly: That's true he is

Allihaveismoney: I don't understand how that works...hes younger than you Sehun

Minnie: Let them be

Notmystyle: Hey could I add another person into the gc?

Chickennuggets4life: Is it, ....?

Notmystyle: Yeah

Bubbleteaking: OMG ADD HIM!!

Laymedown: Sure!

Chickennuggets4life: Finally I love that guy!

Satansoo: Ugh...Hello?

Laymedown: Hi!

Baeklikesbooks: Awwwww

Bitchimmanly: Who is this guy?

Notmystyle: He's a friend of me and the boys, he just moved into the campus.

Baeklikesbooks: Details?

TrollingMachine: His name is Chanyeol he's tall af, very funny, younger than me but older than Kai

Bitchimmanly: Relationship status?

Bubbleteaking: Why the hell would you need to know that?

Bitchimmanly: ....Furture use...

Allihaveismoney: Hey keep to the boy Baekhyun perscribed.

Baeklikesbooks: Thanks Hyung!

Pandajams: OMG THIS guy could be the one for Baekhyun!

Satansoo: OMG

Allihaveismoney: Kris will you fucking add him already!!!

Notmystyle has added Real_pcy to the chat!

Allihaveismoney: My baby's relationship status hangs in the balance!!

Bitchimmanly: Oh my god he could be Baek's future husband!!

Satansoo: I'll do the cooking!!

Laymedown: Hi!

TrollingMachine: Guys Baek and him will get on soo well!

Allihaveismoney: I want my baby to be happy!

Notmystyle: Chanyeol is the one guy I would give permission to have Baekhyun!

Baeklikesbooks: Will you all fuck off

Minnie: Eh guys?

Bitchimmanly: Think about it Baek he could be huge!!

Baeklikesbooks: I'm going to pretend I didn't just see that message Lu!

Pandajams: Well you know what they say about tall guys!

Big dicks!

Notmystyle: Of course we do babe ;)

TrollingMachine: Oh I see it Minnie!

Allihaveismoney: Oh my God

Laymedown: Hi!

Bitchimmanly: See Tao gets my drift!

Bubbleteaking: I thought you were innocent!

Baeklikesbooks: I told the both of you multiple times it's not about the size!

It's about how they use it ;)

Bubbleteaking: WHO THE HELL SAID BAEK WAS INNOCENT!

Pandajams: That's my boy!!

Bitchimmanly: He's learning Suho he's learning!!

Allihaveismoney: So much for a normal family...

Bitchimmanly: Hey Kris real quick before you add him

Pandajams: How big is he?

Baeklikesbooks: Probably about 7.5

Could you imagine!!

Pandajams: I don't have to 👅👅

Bitchimmanly: Ugh if only!!

Satansoo: That would be hot af!

Chickennuggets4life: I'm right here!

Bitchimmanly: bitch get your 7 inch Dick out of here we are having a serious imagitive conversation!!

Baeklikesbooks: YEAH GET OUT KAI

Satansoo: Sorry boo, grow .5 more inches then you can join in on this convo

Allihaveismoney: Too bad Kris didn't have that when we are together

Pandajams: I'm grateful he had it now!

Minnie: Fuck the notifications I'm getting involved in this anything over 6 come to daddy!!

TrollingMachine: That won't be your name babe

Allihaveismoney: Shut up Chen!

Satansoo: SERIOUS CONVERSATION

Baeklikesbooks: I wonder how tall he actually is..

Pandajams: Kris said he's about to the middle of his forehead

Allihaveismoney: Damn...

Bitchimmanly: You're so lucky baek!!

Baeklikesbooks: We still gotta wait till Kris adds him!

Laymedown: But I thought....

TrollingMachine: It's alright hyung

Minnie: hehe

Satansoo: Baek would probably love to shove something up the poor guys ass

Bitchimmanly: Soo he'd be the one getting something shoved up his ass

Baeklikesbooks: Ha doubt it very much!

The poor guy would see me then run for the hills!

Real_pcy: Who said I would do that?

Satansoo: OH SHIT!!

Bitchimmanly: ABORT MISSION

Allihaveismoney:  ...

Laymedown: Hi!

Baeklikesbooks: Uh...

Real_pcy: Oh and by the way...

I haven't been 7.5 since I was in sophomore year

TrollingMachine: Perfect timing dude

Baeklikesbooks: Huh

Real_pcy: Impressed?

Baeklikesbooks:  Hmm maybe

Real_pcy: You seem unsure

Baeklikesbooks: Oh honey it's great and all but size is just a number

It's what you do with your Dick that will make me finalize my decision

Notmystyle: ...i think I need to double check who I thought was innocent in this family...

Real_pcy: Well Kris told me that you'll be coming to the college in 3 weeks?

Baeklikesbooks: Sorry honey but no, I'm graduating high school then I'll be at college in 4 weeks

Real_pcy: You bullshitter

Baeklikesbooks: Wow you're the first to notice

Impressive

Real_pcy: So 3 weeks?

Baeklikesbooks: Yes

Real_pcy: Then prepare yourself babe

Baeklikesbooks: What for honey?

Real_pcy: The best night of your life ;)