Group chat: 5 angels + 1 devil.

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Satansoo ✔
Allihaveismoney ✔
Bitchimmanly ✔
Pandajams✔
Minnie ✔
[Everyone online✔]

Minnie: Good morning children!!

Satansoo: There is nothing good about this morning! I have a last minute Math test, like BITCH it is the last day of school give me a break!

Allihaveismoney: Be a good little devil and go to school, like the bad little boy I raised you to be

Satansoo: Sorry Suho but that isn't happening today

Allihaveismoney: Fine, I'll give you 20 dollars...

Satansoo: I'M UP!!

Allihaveismoney: Ungrateful bastard...

Bitchimmanly: Good morning everyone!! :)

Pandajams: Ugh...my head hurts...

Allihaveismoney: I swear if I find out you were out partying last night Tao I swear to Lord Jisoos I will rip your throat out!

Pandajams: YES SIR!

Baeklikesbooks: Hey guys ^ㅅ^

Satansoo: Good morning Baekkie!!

Bitchimmanly: Aww good morning baba!!

Pandajams: Ah the maknae finally awoke! :)

Baeklikesbooks: Hehe~

I agree with Soo, I don't want to
go!

Allihaveismoney: Fine I'll give you 20 dollars too!

Baeklikesbooks: Thank you Eomma!!

Allihaveismoney: AT LEAST I TAUGHT ONE OF MY CHILDREN TO SHOW SOME RESPECT!!

Pamdajams: It is too early in the morning for yelling!

Baeklikesbooks: I have a history test today...

Minnie: Good morning Baekkie! Study?

Baeklikesbooks: Yes hyung!

Satansoo: You know Baek, Study is great and all but you need to think about your health too, did you sleep late?

Baeklikesbooks: No hyung! I remembered and went to bed at 10!

Satansoo: That's my boy!

Allihaveismoney: Back off I already called dibs on being the parent!

Bitchimmanly: I wonder if Sehun slept well...

Baeklikesbooks: You still haven't confessed yet?

Minnie: Luhan? Confess? Really Baek😂

Baeklikesbooks: Point taken!

Bitchimmanly: YAH!

I could if I wanted to!

Satansoo: yeah and I'm actually an angel

Pandajams: THAT'S NOT TRUE!

Allihaveismoney: We know Tao... he was being sarcastic

Pandajams: Ohhhhh

Satansoo: Speaking of relationships I need to tell you guys something...

Baeklikesbooks: Yesss?

Minnie: I may be eating breakfast but I'm here!

Bitchimmanly: I'm all ears!

Pandajams: Spill!!

Allihaveismoney: Oooo the gossip!!

Satansoo: Me and Kai are dating...

Pandajams: ...

Bitchimmanly: NO!!!

Allihaveismoney: SHIT!

Minnie: Hahahahaha!!

Baeklikesbooks: YASSSS

Satansoo: ?

I am extremely confused....

Baeklikesbooks: I won!!

Bitches give me my money 💅

Allihaveismoney: Dammit Byun!

Pandajams: How the hell did you know!!

Satansoo: WAIT you put a bet on me and Kai's relationship?!?!

Minnie: They did! I had nothing to do with it!

Bitchimmanly: Baek!!! That's not fair!!

Baeklikesbooks: I won fair and square!

Pandajams: That's true Lu he did... the lucky fucker....

Satansoo: ...

You all dead.

Baeklikesbooks: I'll split my earnings!

Satansoo: You better....

Minnie: All serious though, how did you know Baek?

Baeklikesbooks: I'm a matchmaker~

Pandajams: That's true, look at me and Kris for example

Allihaveismoney: That's true...

Bitchimmanly: That's just amazing

Baeklikesbooks: I already told you all who you would get with

And now look

It's starting!!!

Allihaveismoney: Me and Yixing will never be together!

Baeklikesbooks: Who are you trying to convince me or you?

Minnie: Me and Chen though really??

Baeklikesbooks: Yep!

Minnie: Okay ><

Pandajams: Ah I remember when I was in denial...

Baeklikesbooks: It took so longggg

Minnie: Omg remember that!

Allihaveismoney: I remember it!

Satansoo: I'm shocked

Baeklikesbooks: That it happened?

Satansoo: No that Suho remember that

You know

With his granda brain

Allihaveismoney: RESPECT!!!

Satansoo: SAYS the guy that placed a bet on me and my romance life!!

Baeklikesbooks: He has you there hyung...

Allihaveismoney: I know....

Bitchimmanly: I'm starting to worry

Minnie: What why?

Pandajams: You alright??

Baeklikesbooks: What's wrong hyung?

Allihaveismoney: If this has to do with money I swear....

Bitchimmanly: The boys haven't woke up yet and it's 6:35...

Satansoo: Then I suggest that we wake them up hehehe~

Baeklikesbooks: Anyone else notice that when Kyungsoo giggles it's because it's an evil plan he's hatching??

Minnie: YEP

Allihaveismoney: True

Pandajams: I just noticed that...

Bitchimmanly: So... how will we wake them up??

Satansoo: Let me do the honours

Baeklikesbooks: I'll be prepared so...