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RedRidingHood: Hello from DunBroch from @ MulanTheWarrior and I 👋🏼

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BraveMerida: What do you mean you're in DunBroch?!

RedRidingHood: You were there with us...

MulanTheWarrior: During the missing six weeks

MissDarkSwan: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I COULDN'T LOSE HIM 😭😭😭

SnowWhite: What?

MissDarkSwan: HOOK 😭😭😭

MrGold: Ugh, him

MrGold: I mean oh no what happened?

RedRidingHood: Wait are you actually Gold or are you Merida?

BraveMerida: He's the real thing

SnowWhite: EVERYONE SHUT UP i wanna know what happened to Hook!

ReginaMills: Is he dead?

PrinceCharming: please say yes please say yes

SnowWhite: David!

PrinceCharming: I mean oh no what happened?

MissDarkSwan: NO HE'S....😭😭😭😭😭

DarkOneHook: I'll give you all one guess what she's crying about

ReginaMills: What the heck did you do?!

PrinceCharming: That's far worse than death!!

BelleFrench: Yes it is

MrGold: hOLD UP WHOSE THE DARK ONE

MissDarkSwan: I just wanted him to live 😭😭😭😭

MrGold: MAKING HIM THE DARK ONE WAS NOT THE WAY TO DO THAT

MissDarkSwan: AND HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO TO SAVE BELLE?!

MrGold: .......

MissDarkSwan: REGINA, HOW FAR WOULD YOU AND ROBIN GO TO SAVE EACH OTHER?! MOM, DAD, HOW ABOUT YOU TWO?! MERIDA, HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO TO SAVE YOUR BROTHERS OR PARENTS?! MULAN AND RUBY, HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO TO SAVE EACH OTHER OR AURORA OR DOCTOR WHALE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU TWO LOVE ANYMORE?! ARTHUR, WHAT LENGTHS DID YOU GO TO TO KEEP GUINEVERE AND GET EXCALIBUR BACK TOGETHER?! BELLE, HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO TO KEEP GOLD SAFE OR BRING BACK YOUR MOTHER?! ZELENA, HOW FAR DO YOU PLAN TO GO TO KEEP YOUR BABY?!

BraveMerida: I'll gladly be the first to say she's got a point

ReginaMills: I agree, she's got a point

ReginaMills: Because I know if that had been Robin, I would have done the same thing

MissDarkSwan: Thank you

MissDarkSwan: Now I'm going to go cry

DarkOneHook: Success! Step one of my evil plan is done!

MissDarkSwan: THE REAL HOOK WOULD HAVE WANTED TO COME CONSOLE ME AND I WOULD HAVE PRETENDED TO BE ANNOYED BUT IN REALITY I'D BE TOUCHED THAT HE STILL CARED 😭😭😭😭😭😭

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Well someone's had a role reversal

ReginaMills: Hey we need you at the hospital

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

ReginaMills: 1. You're supposed to stay in the hospital for a few days after giving birth (duh) 2. Your child needs a name

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Oh I thought Robin and you were gonna give it some name like Percafraziperasoneobeth (Beth for short) and then throw me back into the asylum

ReginaMills: Where did you even come up with that name at?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I created a whole list of names while in the asylum!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Wanna hear 'em?

ReginaMills: I'm naming her Merida

BraveMerida: Well why don't you just stick her in a time portal now?!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: NO NO NO DON'T DO THAT

MissDarkSwan: Shouldn't Robin be a part of this conversation?

ReginaMills: Well I'm talking to him

ReginaMills: And let's be honest, we don't want Zelena here because there's a 99% chance someone would die

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Yeah and it's probably be Robin

ReginaMills: With a threat like that, it'd probably be you

BraveMerida: Oooooh can I come to the hospital? I want to meet myself and create a paradox

ReginaMills: NO THIS IS NOT DOCTOR WHO

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Do it

SnowWhite: Well I think we all know who the better mother out of you two is

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Me, duh 💁🏽

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Why don't they have a 💁🏽 with red hair?!

GallifreyanFairytale: Ikr

WickedWitchOfTheWest: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NOT BE REPRESENTED BY AN EMOJI 😭😭😭😭

GallifreyanFairytale: Zelena, my hair is red too

GallifreyanFairytale: And I'd just like to point out that you're being more emotional about not having an emoji than not being with your child

WickedWitchOfTheWest: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?!

ReginaMills: Because you're a very hatable person

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Fine but can I give you my list of baby names?

ReginaMills: Fine, but only because Robin's allowing it

WickedWitchOfTheWest: THANK YOU ROBIN

WickedWitchOfTheWest: 1. Merida
2. Morgana
3. Megara
4. Mary
5. Molly
6. Hazel
7. Annabeth
8. Nicole
9. Hermione
10. Rose
11. Martha
12. Donna
13. Amy
14. River
15. Clara
16. Oswin
17. Osgood
18. Blurryface
19. Ruth
20. Naomi
21. Esther
22. Eve
23. Mary Magdeline
24. Elizabeth
25. Hera
26. Juno
27. Athena
28. Minerva
29. Artemis
30. Diana
31. Demeter
32. Ceres
32. Andromeda
33. Jessie
34. Rylee
35. Fruitsnackia
36. Onion Rings
37. She Who Must Not Be Named
38. You Know Who
37. Tina (you fat lard)
38. Captain Swan
39. VioletBeliever
40. Nimue is Annoying
41. Percafraziperasoneobeth (Beth for short)

ReginaMills: That went from reasonable to fictional characters to I don't even know what you were thinking

ReginaMills: We are not naming your child Onion Rings!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I was hungry!

ReginaMills: We are also not naming your child after a ship name

ReginaMills: Honestly, Zelena, did you not try one of the thousand baby name websites there are?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I did at first, but I got bored

HenryMills: I vote you name her Blurryface

ReginaMills: I'm not naming a child just so you can make her sing Stressed Out when she's older

HenryMills: Can I change MY name to Blurryface?

ReginaMills: No you cannot

NealCassidy: Fruitsnackia? Really?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Yeah cause then I can sing her name like they do in the fruit snack commercials

ReginaMills: Well that one's out

DarkOneNimue: Nimue is Annoying?! THAT'S RUDE

ReginaMills: Don't worry, we've already eliminated that one

ReginaMills: As well as Percafraziperasoneobeth

WickedWitchOfTheWest: NO THAT WAS MY SECOND FAVORITE

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Merida was my favorite, obviously

HenryMills: Is the Tina one a Napoleon Dynamite reference?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Duh

ReginaMills: We eliminated that one

HenryMills: MOM MOM MOM MOM MEGARA

ReginaMills: What?

HenryMills: THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GIRL FROM HERCULES AND OUR NEXT ADVENTURE IS GOING TO BE GREEK MYTHOLOGY STUFF

ReginaMills: Okay we are keeping this baby away from anyone who might want to make a time portal

ReginaMills: *glares at Zelena, Arthur, Emma, and Hook*

QueenOfHearts: Quit being such a mom

SnowWhite: There is something very wrong with that statement

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I know right?! Regina's not even Merida/Beth/Megara's mom!

SnowWhite: That's not what I meant

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Yes it is

SnowWhite: I hope you realize that Regina was a better mom than you will even be one week after she got Henry

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Well at least I actually have a biological child

MissDarkSwan: We can't be friends anymore

WickedWitchOfTheWest: WE WEREN'T FRIENDS TO BEGIN WITH

MissDarkSwan: I will prevent you from ever having any friends

SnowWhite: And I will help

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Regina isn't even here guys why are you standing up for her?

SnowWhite: Because we're actually decent people

MissDarkSwan: Haha I'm a better person than you

BelleFrench: Where did Regina even go?

SnowWhite: She's probably looking after Zelena's child that she refuses to take care of

QueenOfHearts: Wow Zelena you're a terrible mom

WickedWitchOfTheWest: SAYS MY MOTHER WHO GAVE ME UP

QueenOfHearts: Haha did I really do that?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: YES

QueenOfHearts: Fine. I'm leaving

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Finally

ReginaMills: Zelena, about how long is it going to take for you to get back here, because we really need a name

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Two weeks

ReginaMills: At this rate, we won't have a name until the season finale

WickedWitchOfTheWest: HAHAHAA

ReginaMills: We need a name

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Percafraziperasoneobeth

ReginaMills: I'm going to slit your throat

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I know you'd love to ;)

ReginaMills: Fine, I'll name her Cora

WickedWitchOfTheWest: NO DON'T YOU DARE NAME HER CORA IF YOU NAME HER CORA I WILL END THE LIFE OF BOTH YOU AND YOUR THEIF

ReginaMills: Oh darn

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Wait you hate Cora as much as I do

ReginaMills: Fine, I'll name her Elphaba

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Why do I not trust that?

MissDarkSwan: DON'T NAME HER ELPHABA DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ZELENA RUNNING AROUND?!

ReginaMills: Good point. How about River?

BraveMerida: Isn't River the one who has hair like mine, but dirty blonde?

ReginaMills: Yeah

BraveMerida: So if you thought I could be their daughter, does that mean their daughter could end up with curly hair anyways, but inherited Robin's hair color...?

SnowWhite: Do not be alarmed, but Zelena and Amy both have red hair

MissDarkSwan: You might want to warn Robin to stay away from any angel statues he sees........

ReginaMills: I'll just do a Sleeping Beauty-type thing where I order all angel statues to be destroyed

SnowWhite: I'll help!

RedRidingHood: YOU TWO ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT PART HERE

ReginaMills: RIVER WAS KIDNAPPED AT BIRTH NO

SnowWhite: PROTECT MEG/MERIDA/BETH/UNNAMED CHILD/SEMI-WICKED SPAWN/BORN CHILD/THE NEW BIRTHEE IN STORYBROOKE AT ALL COSTS

ReginaMills: WHAT IS A BIRTHEE?!

SnowWhite: WELL ZELENA WAS THE BIRTHER, SO LITTLE CHILD MUST BE THE BIRTHEE

MissDarkSwan: I THOUGHT THE BIRTHER WAS THE MOTHER WHY ARE YOU CALLING HER THE BIRTHER THIS IS NOT THE GIVER

SnowWhite: WE ALL KNOW ZELENA CAN'T BE A MOTHER

MissDarkSwan: TRUE, TRUE

ReginaMills: ZELENA IF YOUR BABY GETS KIDNAPPED BY A PSYCHO WHO LIKES TO CONTROL SILENCE IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M SORRY

WickedWitchOfTheWest: That's gonna be me who kidnaps her haha

ReginaMills: That actually makes a fair amount of sense

SnowWhite: Protect the Wicked's Child from all the psychopaths in Storybrooke!!!

ReginaMills: So that's Zelena, Arthur, and Emma

SnowWhite: And Hook now apparently

ReginaMills: Good point

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Yeah why don't you just lock us all up?

ReginaMills: Okay

MissDarkSwan: I WAS STANDING UP FOR YOU WHAT THE HECK?!

BraveMerida: Lock up Arthur at least. He gets on my nerves

KingArthur: You've never even met me!

BraveMerida: Don't care

ReginaMills: You know Emma, I get why you were so irritated at your parents for not telling you baby Neal's name *glares at Zelena*

WickedWitchOfTheWest: What you want me to come to the hospital and see you and Robin acting like my child is yours? I bet you're completely in love with her already!

ReginaMills: Am not!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Are too!

ReginaMills: No I'm not!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Yes you are and you probably can't even help it! I bet it's a side effect of that infertility curse; you can't have kids but you love them and can't help but be a mother to them

ReginaMills: How did you know about the infertility curse?!

SnowWhite: Wait what infertility curse?!

ReginaMills: Great, now you've set off Snow!

MissDarkSwan: What infertility curse?!

ReginaMills: And Emma!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'll leave you to deal with this one, sis

SnowWhite: What does she mean infertility curse?!

ReginaMills: It doesn't matter!

MissDarkSwan: Oh I think it does

ReginaMills: No, it doesn't

SnowWhite: You didn't

ReginaMills: Didn't what?

SnowWhite: Regina, did you put an infertility curse on yourself?

ReginaMills: No!

SnowWhite: Regina!

ReginaMills: Okay, so maybe just a little bit

SnowWhite: REGINA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?! WE COULD HAVE VISITED LAKE NOSTOS WHILE ON OUR WAY TO CAMELOT TO REVERSE IT!!

ReginaMills: Why would I tell you? I knew you'd just start acting like my overprotective mother!

SnowWhite: Because, Regina! If you want biological children, you should be able to have them!

ReginaMills: Well I'm a bit preoccupied with another baby at the moment

SnowWhite: Forget about Semi-Wicked Birthee for the moment and think about yourself, just for once

ReginaMills: And what if I don't want to?

SnowWhite: Regina, please! I swear I will find a way for you to reverse that curse

ReginaMills: Don't do that

SnowWhite: Why not?! I bet Robin and Emma will both help me!

MissDarkSwan: Of course!

RobinOfLocksley: I'm not sure whether to thank you two or be mad at you two

SnowWhite: Why?

RobinOfLocksley: Well you've been much better friends to Regina than I've been lately, and one of you is the Dark One...

RobinOfLocksley: But also, Regina's crying at the moment and I'm not entirely sure if the tears are happy, sad, angry, or a mix

MissDarkSwan: Oh, it's everything at once. Pick an emotion, I'm sure it's there

RobinOfLocksley: Really?

MissDarkSwan: Yeah

MissDarkSwan: She'll just want someone to sit with her for, like, an hour and then you two can eat ice cream and watch Doctor Who

RobinOfLocksley: I should come to you fir advice more often

MissDarkSwan: My office is open 24/7

RobinOfLocksley: Thanks, Emma

MissDarkSwan: No problem

SnowWhite: How did you know what was wrong?

MissDarkSwan: You know those six weeks between Robin's departure and Ursula, Cruella, and Gold's return?

SnowWhite: Yeah

MissDarkSwan: It happened quite a lot during the first two weeks

BelleFrench: We should throw Regina a party

MissDarkSwan: Why?

BelleFrench: Well there's no episode next Sunday, and that woman has felt like the weight of the world is on her shoulders for far too long now

SnowWhite: Let's do it!

BelleFrench: Okay. Mary Margaret, you, David, and Emma can meet Merida, Rumple, and I in the shop in five minutes

SnowWhite: Sounds good

MissDarkSwan: I'll be there