Here's a funny video I found of this guy Undoomed making fun of an idiot BLM SJW

(Y/n) POV

"What are you doing?" Maru said looking at me 

"Well, since I'm gonna be a father I thought I should learn how to some dad stuff" I said standing by a grill making a burger 

"Are those socks and sandals?" 

"Yes they are" and she went and sat on the couch 

"You okay?" I asked her rubbing her head 

"How are you so calm about this? I mean, I have a baby, our baby inside me, how can you just act so nonchalant about it" and I flipped over the couch so I sat next to her 

"I'm not because I know that we can do good for ours, I don't want him or her to lead the life I have, but I have confidence that we can raise it right" and she wrapped her arms around my chest and we pulled each other in for a hug 

"(Y/n)" 

"Hmm?" 

"Don't let go, please don't let me go"

"I won't" and she nuzzled into my neck and her fox ears flattened against her head and her tail went between her legs. I held Maru close and I heard her snoring and I picked her up bridal style and laid her on the bed. I covered her up and I noticed the grill was on fire 

"Oops"

Time skip to later that afternoon

I got out of the shower and started to dry myself off when I felt the scar that was on my stomach. The one I got from that knight awhile back, the memory flashed back through my head of what happened, what my father said, and what I became. I pushed them aside and started drying my hair when I felt someone's arms go around my neck from behind 

"Wha-?" 

"You don't spend enough time with me" I heard Armena's voice say as I turned and her bangs hid her crimson eyes 

"Armena, what are you doing, I just got out of the show-" and she stopped me again by pressing herself into my back 

"Are you naked?" 

"Yeah, is that a problem?" and I could feel her breasts on my back 

"No, it's just that" and she pushed me over so that I was on my back and she was on top of me 

"Shhhh, I just came to ask you something" she said sitting up 

"What?" 

"Simple, let's go out sometime, just you and me, it seems like the only thing we do together is fight" 

"Fine, if that's what you want, we can do that" 

"Great" and she quickly kissed my cheek 

"See you in bed lover boy" and before she left she said 

"Also, I wanted to say I wish you and Maru the best with your guys' future with the kid" 

"How do you know about that?" 

"I've known even longer than she did" 

"I've also been meaning to ask you, did you ever get...?" 

"Knocked up, no" and she opened the door and turned to leave "Unless you want me too" and she winked and left 

"What a woman"

Next morning

I was sitting at my desk writing stuff down when Armena came in 

"Is this for our date?" I asked her 

"No, this is for one of those guys that Stan gave you that hit list for" 

"Okay then" and she handed me a folder filled with papers on the man we are being sent to kill 

"So, his names Leonard Vulpmin, crimes against humanity for human experimentation, murder, aggravated assault on multiple accounts, so far he sounds interesting, what's this part..........and messing around with forbidden dark magic's that not even demon's are aloud to use, ohhhhhhh~, he's just all sorts of fucked up ain't he?" 

"Yep" and Armena took the folder back 

"The King wants him out of the picture, so he told us to do it" 

"Do we even know where he is?" 

"Yeah, he's hiding out in an old warehouse, south side of town" 

"Then let's get him" and we left for the address. It wasn't to far but on the way Armena kept acting flirty, I'm not complaining, she's hot and sexy as hell, it's just that ever since we got back from that bunker she's been acting differently than usual. I got those thoughts out of my head when we arrived at the place 

"This it?" 

"Yeah, he's inside" and she took a deep breath "I can smell the stench" and she pulled out her spear and I kicked in the door 

"Hello, anyone home?" I called out and the guy was laying on a table with a bunch of spilled bottle and liquids on the ground 

"Oh darn, seems he killed himself by messing with all these" I said picking up a bottle of purple, sparkling liquid. I put it down and we were about to leave and say the job was done when the body moved 

"Is he dead?" and Armena jammed her spear through his torso and ripped it out making a large blood stain on the floor 

"Now he is" and she flicked the blood off of it and we turned to leave. I put my hand on the door when and ear splitting screech rang throughout the warehouse 

"Okay, he still isn't dead yet" I said as Leonard's body got up and turned to face us, the hole in it's chest didn't even seem to bother it and most of the skin was melted off and there was a chunk missing from his lower left body 

"Oh that is just seven different kinds of nasty" I said and the zombie thing grew several tentacles form it's body and it started thrashing around. we both jumped to avoid it touching us and we set to work putting the monstrosity down. I ripped of and pair of it's arms while Armena cut another off. It howled in pain and sent it's remaining at us and it caught Armena 

"Gross" she said as the slime covered her 

"What is it doi-" and I stopped myself seeing her clothes start to dissolve 

"How does that work? going form monster to clothes melting pervert monster?" I thought out loud 

"Does it matter? Just kill it before I have nothing left" Armena shouted at me as her clothes got smaller and smaller 

"Fine fine, drama queen" and I examined the monster looking for a weak point. I looked at the remains of it's torso and I could see the heart 

"Hand me your spear" I said and Armena threw it down to me and I spun it around

"Okay, take aim and..........let it fly"I said throwing it and stabbing it's heart. The abomination shrieked in pain as it fell to the ground with a thud and died. Armena landed with barely enough left on her, just enough to cover everything important 

"That was beyond nasty" she said as her body was engulfed in fire and her clothes were replaced. I noticed one of the tentacles still moving and I threw a box on it and it thrashed violently when it was crushed and it went a bunch of different bottles of stuff flying. One stood out, it was bright red-orange that moved in it's bottle and I spent to much time watching it that it landed in front of me and splashed me 

"Fantastic" I said as the liquid dripped off of me 

"What was that stuff?" I said as Armena shrugged 

"I'll call Satan and tell him that the guy is dead" she said and went outside. I followed her outside and we went back home. We hung out for the rest of the day and Maru made arrangements for all her stuff to be moved here and I made accommodations for her to move in fully. Since she also explained that she was pregnant, she also was able to take all her school classes form home and she was getting fully settled in. I was taking a shower, again, to get this annoying stuff of of me while my own outfit was being washed and if need be I'm getting more of the same stuff. I finished and since Maru was still getting more of her stuff ready to move so it was just me and Armena tonight 

"So, tomorrow, for our date I was thinking that you take me to see a movie, maybe then get dinner after and then we come back here and we spend some 'alone' time, just to ourselves" she said the last par tin a sultry tone and made a sexy expression while doing it 

"Sure, whatever you want" I said and she laid down next to me 

"Thank you, goodnight" and she pressed our lips together, it soon turned into a french kiss as we got more into it and we parted and she snuggled up close.

The next morning

Armena POV

I woke up and stretched my arms and for some reason (Y/n) wasn't next to me 

"Wonder where he went?" I thought out loud and I got out of bed 

"AHHHHH!!" I heard someone yell form the bathroom and I threw open the door and (Y/n) was inside, but he didn't look like himself, or should I say.....she didn't look like herself.