There will be a few of these filler chapters till we get to the next adventure, peace my doods

(Y/n) POV

Things have lulled down for the last couple days, I got to meet my mom again, I explained all the stuff that happened to me including the fact I'm half demon too "So, your part demon?" she asked me "Mmhmm" I said nodding "Do you at least know how?" "Yeah, I can ask dad" and I teleported us both to hell, let's just say Etheria wasn't to pleased to see me  when I showed up with her "I'll let you two work this out yourselves" I said leaving them to it. The most interesting thing that happened was I had to explain to the authorities why there is now a huge hole in the ground "I'm telling you it was aliens" I said as they pointed a light right in my face "There's no such thing as aliens" one said face palming at me "That's what they want you to think" "No, and where did that tin foil hat come from?". RWBY was also kind of cross with me shoving them back onto that bus "There is a special place in hell reserved for people like you" Weiss, I think that's her name, said to me "Damn good thing I look good in red". Now that we're all caught up, I'm just wondering one thing....why is my sister holding an infant? "You want me to do what?" I said to her as the baby giggled and burped "This is our younger cousin Amelia (above), and your watching her for the weekend while our aunt and uncle are away" she said placing her on a blanket which had brightly colored objects for it to play with "Do I look like I am in any way, shape, or form, ready to take care of this" and we both looked down at her and she was trying to eat a toy carrot "......thing?" "Good luck" she said and left me. She left me all alone with this not even a year old human "So" and I blew a raspberry "Um, the remote is on the couch if you want to watch TV, food is in the fridge and pantry so if your hungry you can make yourself something, bathrooms right over there, and ummmmm if you need anything that isn't here call Eugene down at the front desk, he'll get what it is you want" and the baby kept trying to eat her toys and distracting herself with flashing lights "Okay then" and I went over to my desk to work on stuff, I don't actually do anything but saying I do makes me feel better you judgmental bastard. I glanced occasionally to her to make sure she's good and she fell onto her side and was crawling around. I watched her go towards me and came around it and grabbed my pants. She pulled herself up onto her back feet and was trying to balance and she hobbled over to the window to look out of it "Come here you" I said and sat her on my lap and I don't see why humans found infants so cute "So how long are you going to stare at the kid?" "Fuck me, how long have you been here" I said as Armena poked her head over the couch "Long enough" and she jumped over the back and walked over to me and looked at the kid "Hard to believe you two are related" she said and she took Amelia and held her up "She's so innocent, cute and adorable" "And your just a complete ass" "Thanks for that, real good for my self esteem" and Armena hit the back of my head "Oh grow up you big baby" and Amelia started whimpering for some reason "Why is she doing that?" Armena said holding her away "I don't know" I said and we both breathed in. "Holy fuck that smell all different kinds of nasty" I said covering my nose "Oh that's gross" Armena said cringing and gagging a little bit. We both could tell it was Amelia that was making that "She dropped a mad deuce" "So, we got to...." Armena said glancing at me "Change her" "Okay, how?" "I don't know, too Youtube"

A short time of farting around later

"Well, go ahead" Armena said standing a few feet back "I watch one tutorial and suddenly I'm the expert" "You then proceeded to watch videos of people getting hit in the balls" "It always funnier when it happens to someone else" I said and undid Amelia's onesie and the smell got worse, I nearly vomited. I undid her diaper, cleaned her and put a clean one on "What do we do with that?" Armena said pointing at the shit filled sack "Simple" and I threw it out the window "If anyone asks, that fell out of a plane" and I put Amelia back into her pajamas and picked her up. I felt her grip the collar of my coat and she laid her head down and looked tired so I put her on her blanket on the floor and covered her up with a smaller one. she started snoring after and I went over to my desk and started farting around with various stuff on it passing the time. After an unknown amount of time the elevator door opened and Maru stepped out carrying a pile of papers in her hand "School sucks" she said lazily walking in and she dropped all of it on the ground. (Y/n) threw a pencil at her and hit her in the forehead "Shhh, I is taking care of a child" and Maru looked confused "Child" (Y/n) said pointing to the pen and the baby that was in it wobbling around "Why would anyone trust you with a child?" "That's a good question" (y/n) said holding up a water balloon and slingshot "What are they for?" Maru said as the devil loaded the slingshot "Well, Armena is on the opposite building and we're going to shoot water balloons at each other" he said shooting one out "Damn, missed" he said as a bright one flew in through the window "My turn" eh said shooting one "So, what's up with you?" he said dodging a blue one "My back has been hurting lately, I already went to a chiropractor but he said I should go see a doctor" and (Y/n) shot a yellow balloon "Have fun, stay in drugs and don't do school" he said as the female left. Amelia made a gurgly baby noise "Yes, we should follow her" and a red balloon flew in through the window and hit him in the side of the head. Amelia then giggled at him "You words hurt me deeply" he said spitting out some water.

Time skip to somewhere else

Maru sat on a table waiting for the doctor she just visited to come back with results form test. They all seemed very strange to her, she came in with back complaints but instead she took various tests. The doc came back in with a folder and he sat down, he wrote a few things down and said "I got the results and I have just one last question for you, have you recently engaged in any sexual activity?" and Maru looked surprised and she nodded "Well then, Ms Akane (Maru last name), your going to be a mother" "What?" she said and the doctor handed her the results "Your results came back positive, you are indeed pregnant" and one on the ceiling tiles fell down "What!?" (Y/n) said poking his head out and then fell "And that would be the father" Maru said as (Y/n) shook his head from dust "Doc, your saying that she's got one of these inside her?" (Y/n) said holding up Amelia "Not yet, but with time she will" and (Y/n) and Maru both turned white. The doctor let the two try and figure things out and went to his computer to fill stuff out "(Y/n)?" "Yes Maru?" "We can't tell anyone" "Agreed" and they both looked at the doctor "Come on now, there's no ne-" "VULCAN SLEEPER HOLD!" (Y/n) shouted and put niches the doctors neck. The doc dropped to the floor and Maru slapped (Y/n) "Ow, I'm assuming I know what that's for but still, why?!" "That's for putting a baby inside me!" she yelled back and Amelia whimpered from the loud noises "Crap" (Y/n) said and he picked her up and started trying to call her down "Can we please discuss this back at my room?" and Maru nodded "Uhh, doctor Shin, the next patient is ready for you" the lady outside said. The two looked at the unconscious man on the floor then back to each other. "Come right in" (Y/n) said disguised as a doctor.

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There will be one or two more of these filler things before the next actual plot line will start back up, I can promise that it is going to be interesting 😈