A/n: I did add some new characters, while deleting some old ones!! Make sure to check the Key when you have the chance

Have You Been To Church?

Yuri(Yuika): Hey Will!

Will: *yelps* Oh, hey Yuika! What's up?

Yuri: Have you been to church lately?

Will: Oh no, sorry I've been a bit busy.

Will: Not!

Will: But I will be going this Sunday!

Yuri: *dark tone* How about now?

Will: ...What...?

Yuri: *somehow starts floating* I said "How about now?"

Will: *runs off* I SAID THIS SUNDAY!!!

Yuri: *floats after him* HOW ABOUT NOW!!!!

*TAKE ME TO CHURCH!*

Attention Everyone!

Homura: Attention all Wattpad Readers! I need your help more than ever! Corrupt Heroes are running amok on the streets of Japan, wishing to destroy all of what used to be a hero! I have the power to stop them, but I can't do it alone! That's where you come in! To be able to support me, I will need your credit card details and the 3 digits in the back! If you don't have one, go grab your parent's credit card, and send them to [email protected]

Smash Bros

Neptune: Hey, is it true you can create anything?

Luna: Yeah, pretty cool, right?

Neptune: Yeah, but there's a question I need to ask.

Luna: Ask away!

Neptune: Can you add Waluigi in Smash Ultimate?

Luna: ...There are some things... even I can't do...

Good Luck

Kurumi: I don't know who you are. I know what you want. If you want a ransom like this you won't get it. But what I do have... is a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let go of her now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. I will not kill you. But if you don't... Then I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you.

https://youtu.be/1zNdw4DaUM8

Test Results

Ophis: 3, you got a 55% on the most recent test.

Everyone: *laughs*

Ophis: And that's the highest score that anyone got in this class.

Everyone: *shuts up* What?

3: That right bitch. *puts on sunglasses* Fear me.

Cheering up a friend

Ruby: *slices down a door with Crescent Rose* What would you do if- Oh my god you two are traumatized.

Will: *PTSD Intensifies*

Mythra: *having flashbacks of a character dying in front of them*

Ruby: Uh... Okay, come on you two. We're going to McDonalds to get some Ice Cream and Chicken Nuggies.

Mythra: *gasps*

Will: But can we-

Ruby: Yes you can have the toy before the chicken nuggies, let's go!

Mythra and Will: HELL YEAH!

Waking up on a Weekend

Chrome: The best part of waking up~~~~~~~~

Chrome: *takes a sip of a nice cup of tea*

Chrome: IS NOT GIVING A FUCK!!!

Camouflage

Noire: Guys, we're getting pulled over!

Yuno: I'm not going to jail again!

Katsuragi: Don't worry, I got us covered! Ren?

Ren: Got it. *brings out Camo Gear* Put these on.

Noire, Yuno, Ren, and Katsuragi: *put on the camo*

Police: Listen and reg- what the? NOBODY'S HERE!

Yuno: *opens the door slightly*

Police: Who opened that? Devil Car! DEVIL CAR!!!

I've Got a Little List

(A/n: There are some that I'm changing from my own stance, so if you don't agree, that's fine with me.)

KA: *sitting at his desk in the Heart Dimension* Now, I have no doubt that perhaps there may exist some mild discontent amongst some of you about the recent changes I have implemented. Lest you be considering any sort of uprising, I should warn you I am quite prepared to make an example of any undesirable elements. And don't think I don't know who you are!

https://youtu.be/4iADigRdNrk

KA: 🎶 As someday it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed
There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like he's black
The girl you date who doesn't get the jokes in "Caddyshack"
The Asian guy who cuts in front of every single line
And Britney Spears for accidentally showing her vagine
And Bill O'Reilly's ineffective dermatologist
They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed! 🎶

Laura, Monika, Angelise, and Aya: 🎶 He's got them on the list! He's got them on the list! And they'd none of them be missed! They'd none of them be missed! 🎶

KA: 🎶 There's the guy behind the news reporters waving like a fool
And President Donald Trump, I've got him on the list
And the fat kid smiling warmly while he's peeing in the pool
He never would be missed, he never would be missed
There's that foul-smelling boy who comes to school in camouflage
And every bleeding member of the cast of "Entourage"
And while we're on the subject, Cartoon Network deserves a whack
For ending  the Teen Titans with a FUCKING CUT TO BLACK!
And guys who when you shake their hand just bump you with their fist
I don't think they'd be missed. I'm sure they'd not be missed! 🎶

Laura, Monika, Angelise, and Aya: 🎶 He's got them on the list! He's got them on the list! And they'd none of them be missed! They'd none of them be missed! 🎶

KA: 🎶There's the guy who sits beside you and keeps farting on the plane. And Shakira's lyricist. I've got him on the list. And the smarty on Thanksgiving who says, 🎶

Laura: It's the trip-toe-fane! (tryptophan)

KA: 🎶 He never would be missed, he never would be missed. There's the blonde who tells you loudly with a voice just like a knife... 🎶

Angelise: *impression* You know, someone should do a sitcom based around my life!

KA: 🎶 The guy who watched "The Simpsons" back in 1994And won't admit the shit show ain't funny anymore! 🎶

KA: And anyone, and every one... WHO'S EVER. MADE ME PISSED!!!!

Laura, Monika, Angelise, and Aya: Made me pissed! Made me really really pissed!

KA: I've got them on the list. They'd none of them be missed (Laura, Monika, Angelise, and Aya: They'd be none, they'd be... They'd be none, they'd be none of them be missed)

Laura, Monika, Angelise, and Aya: He's got them on the list! He's got them on the list! And they'd none of them be missed!

KA: They'd none... Of... Them... Be... (KA, Laura, Monika, Angelise, and Aya: None of them... None of them... None of them..)

KA, Laura, Monika, Angelise, and Aya: Missed!

Aya, doing a Basso Profundo: None of them be missed!