The Floor is Lava

Neptune: The Floor is Lava!

Everyone else: ...

Ren: That ain't gonna work. You gotta up the game.

Neptune: I'd like to see you try!

Ren: Gladly. *to every other Y/n* The floor was recently mopped by a very old and kindly janitor and you're walking all over it!

Everyone: Shit! *some jump on things while others fly in the air*

Chrome: *leaving the building* SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRY!!!

Tell Them to Eat Shit

Homura: Tell that Hero to go eat Shit!

Ariel: You're a Villain. Do that yourself.

Homura: EAT SHIT ASSHOLE FALL OFF YOUR HORSE!!

Random Person: FUCK YOU!

*ragdoll SFX*

Neptune: Hey, you do know what I love?

Ariel: What?

Neptune: I may love pudding, but I also love *ragdoll SFX*

Ariel: Yeah I know! I love it when I- *ragdoll SFX*

Kurome: Hey, are you guys *ragdoll SFX* with out me?

Ariel: Nah, come *ragdoll SFX* with us!

Origin Story

Homura: I was killed by a hero who lied and said that a villain did that!

Kurome: My race I choose in my game was said to be weak but

Kurumi: I was betrayed by a classmate, and I became a Demi-Goddess to kill him and get home!

Haruhi: I learned a dark truth, and went rouge to find a way to help my Fairy Partner!

Yuno: I killed people just because I could.

Menou: Trust me. You don't want to know.

Neptune: Yeah, someone I know has had to deal with SO much worse!

https://youtu.be/8auCK04Dxp8

Don't Mess with Me!

Neptune: Don't mess with Me! I have the literal powers of God and anime on my side!

Ren: Same.

Purifier: Ditto.

Chrome: ...

Ophis: I'm a literal God!

Stonks

Chrome: Stonks.

Puyo: Stonks!

Agent 3: Stonks~!

I have several

IF: *bans Mytrha*

May: *evil laugh* You fool! I HAVE SEVERAL ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!

Norman: *enters her room* May what are you doing?

May: *covers her computer* N-Nothing...! Nothing! Get out of my room! *tosses a pillow at Norman*

Kek or Cringe

Chris: Welcome back to "Kek or Cringe!"

Katarina: Where we determine if your memes are kek or cringe.

Book Reading

Ringo: Hey um, Futaba...?

Futaba: Yeah?

Ringo: Why are we all reading this?

Tail Red: Yeah, we shouldn't do this.

Futaba: Why not? This has a nice story behind it!

Ruby: True!

Mythra: I think we all know that, but it just doesn't feel right...

Katarina: Oh come on! It was left out in the open, what's the worse that could happen?

Kuro: *slams open the door* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL DOING READING MY DIARY?!?!?!? *summons weapon*

Everyone: WAITWAITWAITWA-