Kinda want to try this out, and hear what you guys think about it afterwards. It's basically just a song with different lyrics.

Regretroid but with Menou Lucross (From My Kuroinu Story)

*music*

As the music starts, we see Menou smirk and puts on a set of armor that she made based off of Samus Aran's Armor.

There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space
And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face

Menou then walks into a room full of Kuroinu mercenaries, with them having a lustful smirk on their face, as Menou pulls out her gun and starts shooting.

Her name was Menou Lucross, and she would send mercs to the void
When she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed

As she starts slicing necks while blocking many of the swords that are coming her way, and blasting them all with her magical power.

She stood up to every challenge, no matter however demanding
And her courage was amazing, and her boobies were outstanding

Menou then kills one of the guard, as he falls to the ground. As Menou starts cleaning herself up, she hears the last line about her boobs.

Menou: WHAT?!

Menou, enraged by what she heard, literally breaks the 4th wall to point a gun straight at Egoraptor's face, who was singing this part of the song.

Egoraptor: Uh, nothing! I was just saying that you're brave... Uh... okay... hey, look over there! It's Kraid!

Egoraptor starts sweating, wanting to avoid not getting killed by Menou, so he tries to dodge the question, and have Menou turn to fight who she was coming for. A deadly dragon by the name of Kraid, just like the one from the Metroid Games.

I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen
You're gonna die, motherfucker, I take up five screens
I'm gonna swallow you whole, and then you'll go down easy!
Then you'll be digested and converted to feces!

The ground then starts to shake, as the dragon swings it's tail at Menou, which she dodges with ease, but as she tries to escape using her magic, the walls surrounding her fall around her, trapping her in a barrier around her.

I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes
And your beautiful hair, and your well-toned thighs

As the dragon blasts off the Armor that Menou was wearing to cover herself, he finally notices Menou's appearance, as the devil did not realize that Menou was a girl.

And your pillowy lips and... wait, you're not a guy?

As Kraid sings this part, he now realizes exactly who Menou is.

Menou: That a problem, you fuck?!

Menou, shows her annoyance at the question, because to her, it sounds like he was wanting to fight a guy.

Kraid: Uh... no! Prepare to die!

Kraid then stutters for a bit, but then gains his confidence back.

Kraid was hesitating, but Menou was set to fight
She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super-tight

Ren smirks and brings out two of her swords and gets into her battle stance, ready to fight and take down the Stray Devil, making Kraid kinda panic a bit, but realize exactly what he needs to do.

And Kraid said; "No wait, I think there has been a gigantic mistake."

Kraid then smirks mentally, and starts saying this line he's said to other girls, making Menou tilt her head in confusion, as she doesn't understand what happened to all of Kraid's confidence.

Kraid: I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked.

The dragon then brings out a batch of cupcakes.

But Menou Said,

This action then shocks Menou, and she becomes furious with what this creature is doing right now.

Menou: What pisses me off most in this world! Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl! So do me a favor, and take your cakes and your pies! And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes!

Menou then goes on her little rant and kicks away the deserts, knocking them back in her rage.

Menou: Stop treating me like I'm a sex object! Mother Brain's a woman, yet she gets respect!

Menou then rushes up the dragon and slashes the dragon, getting a bit of injuries on the creature.

Hicks: Yeah, Kraid, you never talk to HER that way!

Kraid: Oh, gosh, I wonder if it's because she's a huge, disgusting brain!

As Menou says this, a magical projection of Hicks appears, with Kraid explaining his reasoning with sarcasm.

Menou: Get the fuck off my planet, this is your last chance!

Menou then points her gun at Kraid, still being angry.

Kraid: I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants

Menou: That's it, you're all fucking dead!

Menou, clearly enraged now by what her opponent is saying, starts gathering her power to unleash a powerful blast.

Kraid: What? This room feels stuffy. By the way, do you like puppies? Here's a basket of puppies!

The Devil tries to use the most pathetic excuse ever known, and thinking how all of the other females he's seen were tricked by this move, brings out a basket of puppies that are covered in a basket (mainly because those puppies are dead)

Menou: Oh, you're dead, bitch!

Menou then unleashes her power on the creature, and as she walks away from the battlefield, the stray's hand holding the basket comes up to him, and Ren says one thing.

Menou: Whoops! Killed the puppies.