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T: This would be a nice spot for a grave
T: The ground is soft and I'm ready to dig

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J: I did warn you, didn't I?
T: Ya, u did
J: But did you listen?
T: Nope
J: Do you ever listen?
T: Nah
J: Are you listening now?
T: No

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T: Your honour, my only crime is that I was down to clown!

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J: You can't solve your problems with sad flute music
T: I can try!

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T: Personally I fancy myself a woke-ass citizen of the world

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J: I want you to know that some random dude in first period was talking shit abt u and he said smth like "I'd have his head if it were a little further from the ground" and Dickie looked him dead in the eyes while threateningly cleaning under his nails with a credit card and said, "You would die before your stroke fell."
T: Tell Dickie he's a lad and I'll bring him a coffee at lunch : )

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T: I'm the worst
J: No you're not
T: Yes I am
J: What do you want me to say? "You're the best"?
T: The best at being the worst

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J: Tradition is just peer-pressure from the dead. Let's kill a god.

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T: rats
T: the rats
T: we're the rats
T: we prey at night
T: we stalk at night
T: i'm the giant rat that makes all the rules
T: let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into

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T: Ive said it before and I'll said it again
T: if being thrown to the ground means I can touch Jason's muscles then who the fuck am I to refuse that honour

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D: You won't like the answer I'm about to give you, you might want to sit down
T: I need to hear it
D: He's cooking.
T: GODDAMMIT

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T: Dickie told me instead of being sad I should "go get it, girl"
T: So I'm going to go get it, girl
J: Get what?
T: Unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe

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J: Dickie's pep talk of the day?
J: "Sometimes you just have to put on your Fool's Hat and accept that you are the travelling circus you seek in this world"

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T: I've just about McFucking had it

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J: Too many songs about love. Not enough songs about sword fights.

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T: for Halloween I'm going to wear a trash bag and when ppl are like oh haha ur going as trash I'll be like close I'm going as my father

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J: Ok, yes, I am morally corrupt but I'm also incredibly hot and I think that makes up for it, honestly

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T: maybe it's Maybelline. maybe goblin magic. those are the only two options.

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J: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
T: Killed without hesitation

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T: Let's play a game
T: The rules are you carry me

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J: an array of extremely unsexy happenings
T: a number of going-ons that just weren't very cash money

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T: I'm tired and complicated. It's one of my charms
J: I don't think you know what that means. Or how to count

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J: Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you've been drinking rum all morning
J: Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing?

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T: Ur so tall. what can u c up there?
J: Everyone's flaws

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R: You've heard of "gay in the way" now get ready for-
T: Stressed and depressed
D: Beauty with a booty
J: Intellectual and homosexual
W: dogs and frogs!

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J: Something's wrong. Everything's on fire.
J: Unless everything was like that before.
J: Then everything's alright.

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T: Yanno, from the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry
T: You fucking asshole

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J: Heard Wally and Roy talking on the phone in the other room
J: Wally said, "He's coming over for beer and a movie but I just don't know if he's interested" and Roy replied, "Pathetic and sad. I should just come up there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling."

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T: This might be the worst thing you've ever done
J: Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step-up my game

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J: Do you wanna do something or just stare at each other while you fantasize about death like we usually do?

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T: Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" isn't how I'm supposed to answer the door

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J: Another day gone by and honestly it's pissing me off. The sun comes up one more time and I lose it
J: Guess what happened today. Fucking guess
J: I'm gonna kick the suns ass

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T: Allow me to de-introduce myself
T: My name is [redacted]

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W: I have come up with a foolproof three-step-plan to get Timmy to go from being your boyfriend to your husband
J: Ok. I'm listening
W: Step on, get him to play truth or dare
J: God, stop
W: Step two, wait until he picks dare
J: Wally, no, this is ridiculous
W: Step three, dare him to marry you
J: The worst part is it would work
J:... I'm not this desperate yet but check back in a few years
W: Operation Darcy: Plan I II II L has been shelved

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J: What should I say to Timmy when I see him?
W: Its best not to the plan these things, just say the first thing you think of at the moment
J: He has eyes like a salamander
W: Don't say that-

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T: Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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