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T: s-same book? same book!
J: I dont know what the fuck you're talking about, I dont read that shit. Dickiebird left it here.
T: Whatever helps u sleep at night, fucking nerd

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J: You're a mess, you can't just survive on coffee alone.
T: Watch me
J: God I can't wait for your death

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T: Begone, vile insect!

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J: Are you talking to yourself?
T: Yes, it's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation 

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T: I relate to the monster because my father fucking sucks
J: I relate to the monster because given the opportunity people would chase me with pitchforks.

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J: Your makeup is terrible.
T: But I'm not wearing any makeup today?
J: I know. I meant your genetic makeup.

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T: International waters, Jasson. Don't push ur luck

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J: I will figure out how to gamble with Candyland if its the last thing I do.

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T: What the fuck? Why do u always act like u dont know me?
J: Probably because I wish I didnt know you.

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J: Can you pass the remote?
T: Can u pass ur classes?
J: You made that joke already, asshole.
T: Ur still failing ur Science class, so it's still relevant

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T: Okay, I know that I'm like, new to the neighborhood, but I'm pretty sure last time I was here Dickie didn't have pet tigers

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J: You look ugly today.
T: U mean... u don't think I'm ugly EVERY day?
J: Fuck you.

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J: You better not half-ass this.
T: I've never been one to half-ass shenanigans

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J: You live like this?

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T: I hope u'll excuse my cheep wit, the hour is late and its all I have left

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J: First of all, fuck you.
J: Secondly, fuck off.

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T: plan ur fucking funeral hoe

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J: I'm gonna burn this fucking house to the fucking ground if you keep doing that shit.

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T: U expect that bitch?

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J: Yes the fuck you were, bitch.

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T: go back to sleep u fiend

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J: Be more of a salty bitch.

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T: Bitch, I swear to god

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J: That's a lotta fucks you gave there BuDdY.

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T: Y don't u aim for something more realistic? Like a bystander.

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J: Good to see you're depressed and back to normal.

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T: Go choke

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J: I have a comment.
T: Fucking fine, what?
J: Fuck you.

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T: Knock Knock 
J: Ugh, whos there?
T: Tim
J: Tim who?
T: Exactly.

T has left the chat.

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J: Consider this; no.

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T: If u took a shot for every time u made a bad decision, how drunk would u be?
J: Dead.
T: Great, let's play

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J: Bitch.

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T: Should I hack into my mom's Facebook account and block my aunt to start family drama?
J: Sure

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J: So long, Scrub.

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T: Walked past Dickie's room and I'm pretty sure that was a stop-sign on his bed???

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J: Why is it that when you're sleep deprivped you're as fucking lame as always, but Dickiebird plays fucking piano in his sleep like a legend?
T: U know its not fair to compare me to Dickie

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T: Keep rolling ur eyes, prick, maybe u'll find a brain back there

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J: I'd say "don't take it personally" but I want you to be offended so.

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T: We're never gonna get to Central if u keep scaring away cab-drivers!
J: Listen, I didn't ask to be stuck in the middle of fucking no where with you, so shut the fuck up and keep walking

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J: Bruce says you're invited for dinner tonight, Timbelina.
T: I hope u choke on ur soup
T: Tell him I'll be attending

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T: That's not the way u beg someone to do something
T: On ur knees
J: Why, so we can see eye-to-eye?
J: Surely you must be used to people looking down on you.

---- [Proof god is dead] ----

R has added D, W, and 2 others into chat [Proof god is dead]

R: What are you thots up to
D: How did you even
W: His dad senses were over 9000
D: Never quote an outdated meme at me ever again
T: New chat, who dis?
J: Dickiebird, Babs says stage Delta Airlines is a go.
D: Great, Jay go with Wally and claim the baggage, Timmy your with me
J: Yessir, West meet me at checkpoint C.
T: Omw Dickie
R: What are you thots up to
R: Thots
R: DONT IGNORE ME YOU THOTS

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T: If I slaughter everyone on this bus is it a crime
J: Yes.
T: Even if they deserve it?
J: Yes but a little less.

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J: That was the first time I've ever seen you eat.

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T: U remind me of the ocean
J: Explain, bitch.
T: So fucking salty
J: And able to drown you? I see your point.

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J: What time is it?
T: I dont know, pass me a saxophone and ill find out.

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T: My god, u couldn't be dumber if u fucking tried, u lunatic

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J: What are you doing?
T: I dont know.

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T: Points for the big word, but ur still going down

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J: I'll have you know in tip-top ass-kicking shape.

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T: He looked into the face of danger and said fuck you
J: If only he died.

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J: TIMMY DRAKE YOU ARE ONE MOTHERFUCKING CORPSE OF A MAN

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T: U had it coming, u snake

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J: Dickie and Wally are so fucking cool tho
T: #RelationshipGoals is when u work together to commit a fucking hit and run on ur park date
J: Never use a hashtag in text again.
T: #FuckU #FreeTheTag

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T: Looks like your reign of terror has come to an end ur Maje-
T: Oh wait, never mind
T: I nearly forgot, I dethroned u
T: Tragic

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J: GUESS WHAT I STOLE

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T: Don't take it personally, I lie to everyone
T: Actually, take it personally, asshole

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J: I beg your pardon?
T: Then beg
J: You wish, bottim.

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T: All's fair in love and war
T: And that
T: Was a fucking war

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J: Timbelina.
J: Timato.
J: Timber.
T: What
J: Bitch.

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T: STOP TALKING TO ME FUCKWIT, UR STUPID IS CONTAGIOUS

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J: So, I don't see you for awhile
J: And you have to go turn into a real boring bitch.

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T: Every day, u wake up, u go to work, u put sugar in ur coffee
T: ...and watch it disappear into nothingness
T: But sugar doesn't know why
T: Sugar didn't ask to be born

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J: Am I going too far?
T: No, no, no. U went too far seven hours ago. Now ur going to prison.
T: What a shame.

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T: did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

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J: why the fuck are you here?

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T: U came all the way back just to see me?
J: Of course, Timmy, I'd come back from the dead if it meant seeing you suffer.

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J: I hope you get mugged

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T: This is going to sound fucking crazy.
J: I'm drunk and Fucking Crazy is where I live, bitch. Hit me.
T: I think there's two Robbins
J: It wasn't just crazy, it was fucking stupid. You really are sleep deprived.

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