joshuadun: hello Ty

tylerjoseph3: he

joshuadun: he?

tylerjoseph3: y

Joshuadun: wait what

Joshuadun: oh wait

joshuadun: "hey"

joshuadun: hi lol

tylerjoseph3: drvng tx t lr

joshuadun: um

Joshuadun: r u sending someone shirtless pictures and ignoring me

Tylerjoseph3: wHAT THE HELL I NEVER SAID THAT! AND IM DRIVING, SMARTY. IM AT A STOP LIGHT

joshuadun: OMG u little goodie goodie not texting while driving

Tylerjoseph3: ITS AGAINST THE LAW

joshuadun: screw the law

Tylerjoseph3: GREEN LI HT B RB

joshuadun: geez, u and ur safety

joshuadun: where r u even going?

Tylerjoseph3: sORRY THAT TOOK SO LONG I WAS DRIVING FOR A WHILE BUT IM AT ANOTHER RED LIGHT

joshuadun: Jesus Christ

tylerjoseph3: IM GOING TO THE DENTIST

joshuadun: why are you spamming me in caps, you never do that

Tylerjoseph3: BC IM SCARED AND I COULD DIE RIGHT NOW TALKING TO U

joshuadun: wow

joshuadun: I don't think ur going to die

joshuadun: but awww ur risking ur life to talk to me

joshuadun: wait ur going to the dentist?

tylerjoseph3: YEA JUST TO MAKE SURE MY TEETH AR E OK

joshuadun: geez

tylerjoseph3: gTG A G AN

joshuadun: u r the safest person I have ever met

joshuadun: you are definitely also the most rule following person ever too

joshuadun: lol loser

tylerjoseph3: Hey! My rule-following-ness is what keeps me safe

joshuadun: yea yea whatever lol

Tylerjoseph3: I'm at the dentist

Tylerjoseph3: I don't want to be here aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

joshuadun: then leave

Tylerjoseph3: but that's not good for my health

joshuadun: tyler

joshuadun: u don't even know

joshuadun: how adorable but annoying you are

Tylerjoseph3: .. gee thanks

Joshuadun: just leave dude

Tylerjoseph3: ooh gtg text u in like an hour

joshuadun: have fun lol

Tylerjoseph3: weLl hello handsome

joshuadun: where has my Tyler gone

Tylerjoseph3: this is tYler

joshuadun: this isn't Tyler

Tylerjoseph3: u wAnt me To pRove it

joshuadun: very much so

tylerjoseph3: image attached

joshuadun: what a very interesting picture

joshuadun: you look high as fuck

Tylerjoseph3: dOctor gavE me medicInE BC I WoUlDnT sToP tRying to escapE

joshuadun: oh damn

joshuadun: so ur like, on drugs sorta

Tylerjoseph3: probably I dk

joshuadun: ur acting different

Tylerjoseph3: mAybe

joshuadun: u feeling okay?

tylerjoseph3: the ground won't stop moving

joshuadun: alright, u aren't okay

Tylerjoseph3: have I ever told u hOw hOt u R

joshuadun: no

joshuadun: I would love to hear

tylerjoseph3: realLy

Tylerjoseph3: reAly

joshuadun: wow that's a lot

Tylerjoseph3: yEa it is

joshuadun: wait how are you going to get home

Tylerjoseph3: I dunnO

joshuadun: I hope you don't plan on driving

tylerjoseph3: dRiving is my midDle name

joshuadun: .. tyler that's the unsafe way to do things

Joshuadun: u don't like being unsafe

Tylerjoseph3: i dOnt rEally cAre right now w

joshuadun: I do

joshuadun: I swear Tyler bear

Joshuadun: how about u stay at the dentist place for a while and tell me how hot I am

Tylerjoseph3: okaY

joshuadun: so, how hot am i

tylerjoseph3: rhino

joshuadun: interesting

Tylerjoseph3: i love u u

joshuadun: wow, I'm flattered

Tylerjoseph3: u shouLd be

Tylerjoseph3: iM the qUee n n n

joshuadun: oh really?

Tylerjoseph3: yea dad

joshuadun: da d

joshuadun: oh my god what are these drugs doing to u

joshuadun: I don't know if I love it or hate it

Tylerjoseph3: love me

joshuadun: trust me, I do

Tylerjoseph3: bottom

joshuadun: wat

Tylerjoseph3: snake

joshuadun: I

Joshuadun: ok princess

Tylerjoseph3: queen

joshuadun: I'm sorry, queen*

Tylerjoseph3: I wish I waS snake

joshuadun: hmmmm

tylerjoseph3: josh honey

joshuadun: wow

Tylerjoseph3: Josh baby please

joshuadun: what is it my smol Tyler

tylerjoseph3: the dentistist pp l they said that I need to l eav

joshuadun: well shit

joshuadun: tell them u can't drive at this stage

Tylerjoseph3: they said I need to f find someone tO take mE home

joshuadun: call ur fam

tylerjoseph3: Calling mommy

joshuadun: ok u have fun with that
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To be continued next chapterr