Shika: ugh, i couldn't sleep last night

Apollo: you know, when you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you!

Shika: who's thinking about me at 3 AM?

Kiki: *gay panic*

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Chihiro: treat spiders the way you wanna be treated!

Ren: killed without hesitation.

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Eros: oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Elias, crying: please, just say fuck

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Haru: do i look straight?

Hana: not in the slightest.

Haru: no, i meant my parking

Hana: oh, in that case, yeah

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Hikaru: sakura, open up!

Sakura: it all started when i was a kid...

Hikaru: not what i meant-

Kouichi: no. let her talk.

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Junko: if you took a shot for every bad decision you've made, how drunk would you be?

Ayumu: maybe a little tipsy

Aoi: wasted

Makoto: dead.

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*at staff party*

Youta: i'm about to do something stupid

Susumu, drunk, muttering: so if i was something stupid, would you do me?

Every other staff member:

Susumu: uh, i mean... you must want to do yourself... 'cus you're something stupid

Ayumu: that was about as smooth as sandpaper.

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