Chihiro: dude what are you even doing

Apollo, sobbing profusely: my best

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Eros: hey, can i borrow some money for coke?

Hana: oh totally! how's $40

Eros: what? it's $3.99

Hana: damn that's cheap- who's your dealer?

Eros:

Eros: coca-cola????

Hana: oh.

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Elias: i can't find my mask

Yuu, staring at the mask on his head: 20 bucks and i'll help you find it.

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Kiki: what's the first thing you notice about someone when they approach you?

Ren: the audacity.

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Haru: man, i wish i could be as cool and strong as haya

Hikaru: yesterday i found him spraying two cans of insecticide at a tiny-ass spider on the street

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Kouichi: every time i feel weak, i always look at a picture of our class

The rest of the class: AWWWWWW-

Kouichi: ... and i remind myself, if i can survive with you idiots, i can handle anything.

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Sakura: ouch, i cut my finger and it's bleeding

Ayumu: just put pressure on it

Sakura, to her finger: if you don't get a job your family will disown you.

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Haru: i like it when guys roll up their sleeves to show their forearms

Haya, looking down and realizing he only has two arms: fuck

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Hana: i think there's a ghost in our dorms

Chihiro: excuse me? they're staying here without paying rent??

Chihiro: ghost, $100 per month or i shower you in holy water.

Ghost: what the fuck bro

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Shika: it's so frustrating

Kiki: what is?

Shika: watching mikio openly flirt with ohori and ohori not realize it!

Kiki, wearing a shirt that says "date me, deer girl shika" in bold letters: haha yeah, he's so oblivious
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**haya/ohori and yuu belong to AnxietyOverlord