HufflepuffCole has made group conversation with Dal<3, Willings, RadDav, Dana, Gabe, MikeyCliff, Hoodlum, Lucifer, and IWinIrwin

HufflepuffCole: We're having a Hogwarts sorting chat, right now

Gabe: Cole what? Why?

HufflepuffCole: BECAUSE HARRY POTTER MAN!

Dal<3: Ur gonna make us change our names I'm assuming right?

HufflepuffCole: YES

Willings: Hey, I'm always down for a HP chat

RadDav: Yeah okay, hold on

Dana: Why's 5sos here? Not that I'm complaining

HufflepuffCole: I wanna find out what houses they're in

GryffindorDav: Back and changed my name

RavenclawWill: Me too!

SlytherinDal: M3

Dana: I'm not doing that, you all already know I'm in Ravenclaw

GryffindorGabe: I mean, he's not wrong

Lucifer: Oh sweet, hello

HufflepuffCole: Hey Luke! Do y'know ur Hogwarts house?

Lucifer: Yep, just let me change my name and tell Mikey to join as well as tell him to tell Cal and Ash to join

Dana: Okay

Hoodlum: Oh okay, Hogwarts, I can roll with that

IWinIrwin: Oh heck yes

MikeyCliff: Alright

GryffindorLuke: Boop!

HufflepuffAsh: <<

RavenclawCal: :)

SlytherinMike: Done

HufflepuffCole: LUCAS YOU'VE ABANDONED ME FOR THE CLICHÉ???!!!!

GryffindorLuke: IM SORRY!!!

HufflepuffCole: It's okay, I have Ashy

HufflepuffAsh: U always have me ;)

SlytherinDal: THAT IS MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND, GO AWAY IRWIN

RavenclawWill: Omigosh, Ash and Cal are Cedric and Cho

RavenclawCal: Man dude, really?

RavenclawCal: U and Dav are like Luna and Harry then

GryffindorDav: Luna and Harry don't end up together tho

RavenclawCal: Neither do Cho and Ced

SlytherinDal: Too soon Hood

GryffindorLuke: That's a lot of double o's

Dana: Wait how r all of you in different houses

SlytherinMike: Well there are four houses and four of us so...

Dana: Fair enough

GryffindorGabe: Honestly, I would've bet Luke was in Hufflepuff

GryffindorLuke: But I'm in your house!!

GryffindorDav: Eh, he and Michael can be Drarry

SlytherinMike: Rude, and I'm saying you and Will aren't Harry and Luna, ur def Luna and Ginny

RavenclawCal: R we just doing that then? Okay well what house is Alex in?

GryffindorGabe: She's Gryffindor too

HufflepuffAsh: Ron and Hermione

RavenclawWill: Ooh! So it's me and Davey as Luna and Ginny, Cashton as Cedric and Cho, Muke as Drarry and Galexy as Hermione and Ron, what about Colton?

SlytherinDal: Nope, no one

HufflepuffCole: Colton is special

Dana: Yeah, damn straight u two r

RavenclawCal: I think you wanna reword that

Dana: What why?

Dana: Oh, nah I'll keep it like that

GryffindorGabe: Can we go back to the topic of how Luke isn't in Hufflepuff

GryffindorLuke: I'm offended

SlytherinMike: Well y isn't Will in Hufflepuff

RavenclawWill: Because Asian magic

SlytherinDal: Omigosh, fuck off Will

GryffindorLuke: CAL U NEVER TOLD ME U HAD MAGIC!

RavenclawCal: Fuck u Hemmings

RavenclawCal: I gtg btw

RavenclawCal has left the conversation

GryffindorGabe: Oh well that's my cue to leave

HufflepuffAsh: What? But u don't have that close of a relationship w/ Cal

GryffindorGabe: Oh no, just I want to leave now that someone else has

GryffindorDav: He lost a bet with me and now he can't leave first for the next week

HufflepuffCole: See that makes so much more fucking sense

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SlytherinDal: Wait, David actually won a bet for once?

GryffindorDav: Shut up Dal, I can win bets

Dana: Yeah but it's highly improbable

RavenclawWill: Aw come on guys, cut David some slack

GryffindorDav: Thank you William!

RavenclawWill: Just cause he doesn't have the right mind set to win bets most of the time doesn't mean he can't get lucky

GryffindorDav; Nevermind, I hate you all

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SlytherinMike: Man, u guys are weird

HufflepuffCole: THERE IS NO SHAME

SlytherinDal: Shame free zone

HufflepuffAsh: Oh so Luke turned 21 recently, and u r all 21 and over so we should go out and get a drink next time we're in the US

Dana: I'm 19 actually

HufflepuffAsh: Oh

GryffindorLuke: HA SEE! I AM OLDER THAN SOMEONE

SlytherinMike: Ur still a baby boy

HufflepuffCole: Kinky

GryffindorLuke: You and Dalton r probably waaaay more kinky than us

HufflepuffCole: I mean, you're probably not wrong

RavenclawWill: I'm so confused

SlytherinDal: David says he'll you later William

Dana: Wait can we go back to the part where you're all leaving me to go get a drink w/out me

RavenclawWill: Oh I don't drink

HufflepuffAsh: How do u not drink?

RavenclawWill: Uh, because?

HufflepuffCole: I think you'd be a fun drunk Will

SlytherinDal: Really? I'd go violent drunk

SlytherinMike: Well we could find out

RavenclawWill: No

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GryffindorLuke: Dang, he's hella innocent

HufflepuffCole: HECKA LUKE

GryffindorLuke: Is hell worse than fuck?

Dana: F u guys stop ignoring my question

GryffindorLuke: And heck is just a combination of like uh

SlytherinDal: Luke don't finish that thought

GryffindorLuke: okay?

HufflepuffAsh: Yo I'm gonna head out now

SlytherinMike: Me too

HufflepuffCole: Wait what does Luke mean?

Dana: GUYS ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION

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HufflepuffAsh has left the conversation

SlytherinDal: Nothing, he means nothing

GryffindorLuke: I was just gonna say how you say heck is less worse than hell even though it's just like y'know

Dana: OMIGOSH IT WASNT EVEN A HARD QUESTION WTF

SlytherinDal: Luke leave the fucking chat before I smash ur head in

GryffindorLuke: Damn, u r a Slytherin

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SlytherinDal: Stereotyping bastard

Dana: Fuck you guys

Dana has left the conversation

HufflepuffCole: Wait! What does Luke mean?!

SlytherinDal has left the conversation

HufflepuffCole: FUCK

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A/N

Hola! I will not be that active in the next week because of camp!

Also I'd like to say that the houses I put everyone in are almost all purely headcanon except for Luke and Cole, Cole is just canonically Hufflepuff (and Ash did say he was Hufflepuff as well but that was a headcanon for me tbh) and Luke had said in an interview that he was Gryffindor (which I don't believe cause his headcanon house for me is Hufflepuff but what're u gonna do)

-CG