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Thanks to everyone that commented stuff, the #StopCole2k17 movement appreciates your help
Also, bchgamer is in this chapter because #BestInternetFriendGoals
CON has made a group conversation with Gabe, Dana, WiLl, dAvId, DaLtOn, and cOlE
CON: HAPPY 100 CHAPTERS!
DaLtOn: So just assuming this is gonna be a big fourth wall breaking chapter
CON: Always
WiLl: DAVEY! LOVE YOUUUU
dAvId: LOVE YOU TOOOOOOO
Dana: Oh, they're back to being loveydovey then?
dAvId: I gave him food
WiLl: HE DID!!!
Gabe: So is Cole still mad at Dal?
cOlE: No, I wanted sex so I forgave him
DaLtOn: COLE WTF
cOlE: What? That's what happened
CON: GUYS! I HAVE SOMETHING FOR THE HUNDREDTH CHAPTER OKAY, SHUT TF UP
Gabe: Yes, do that
CON: OH BEFORE I FORGET
CON has added I_NEED_COCK to the conversation
Dana: Who tf is that
cOlE: OMIGOSH UR USERNAME IS AWESOME
I_NEED_COCK: THANK U
CON: Okay, can u change it now so I don't have to type that a million times XD
I_NEED_COCK: Fiiiiiiiiine, but ur no fun
CON: No, I'm just lazy
DaLtOn: Ah yes, the first signs of wallbreaking
MAXimumOverdrive: Theeeere
Dana: Wait we know you!
cOlE: I don't, who's this
MAXimumOverdrive: Max
cOlE: Ohhhh
cOlE: Well fuck u then
CON: COLE ALAN PENDERY
cOlE: IM DONE NOW I FORGIVE Y'ALL
MAXimumOverdrive: Mhm, I'm here now
CON: Well I have a bunch of comments from people for this chapter but first off, Max Truth or Dare
MAXimumOverdrive: Truth
CON: No pick dare
MAXimumOverdrive: Okay dare
CON: I dare you to change ur username to INeedCock
INeedCock: K
DaLtOn: WTF WHO DIDNT TELL YOU! WHO DO I NEED TO FUCKING MURDER
cOlE: Babe, calm urself
WiLl: Um so, can we do what we were gonna now pls
CON: Okay well this is a bunch of stuff so we'll start with stuff from JaeeeIM5 I guess
CON: Btw, Max isn't here to participate, he's here to read stuffs
INeedCock: I've been bribed
CON: YOU WERE NOT BRIBED
INeedCock: Threatening is a form of bribery
CON: No it's not, and I didn't threaten you either
INeedCock: Never Have I Ever Danced in an Elevator
WiLl: I have
cOlE: During Heartless yeah
Dana: Uh, I think I have
Gabe: Yep
DaLtOn: Probably, I could be wrong
CON: Nope
cOlE: U haven't?
CON: Social interaction :/
Gabe: Fair
INeedCock: Ok this one's for Cole
cOlE: IVE BEEN SINGLED OUT
INeedCock: Would you rather break up with Dalton or have no sex for the rest of your life?
Dana: Oh shit
dAvId: And the priorities will come out
CON: Isn't the reason Cole forgave you because he wanted sex?
DaLtOn: Ugh, whatever Pendery, love u either one u pick
cOlE: Well... I mean probably have no sex cause Dalton's hot af
DaLtOn: FUCK YEAH!!
DaLtOn: I mean
DaLtOn: I had all the faith in you boyfriend
cOlE: Mhm, sure you did boyfriend
INeedCock: Most Likely to Play their song over and over again
INeedCock: And go
WiLl: David
DaLtOn: Cole
dAvId: Will
cOlE: Will
Dana: Me?
Gabe: Cole
CON: Cole
cOlE: What?
Gabe: I mean, normally I'd say Will but it's u rn
cOlE: Well I'm sorry my song is hecka dope
DaLtOn: Never say that again
INeedCock: Okay onto stuff from Liv1dforever , as in singular, she only gave one thing
CON: Max just say it
INeedCock: Okay KMK
Gabe: Are we not doing Fuck Marry Kill?
CON: I'm trying to make this reach out to the more innocent people
Dana: I think we've already crossed that line, like, 100 chapters ago
CON: 🖕🏻
INeedCock: ALRIGHT! Kiss Marry Kill, Selena Gomez, Liv Stevenson, Miley Cyrus
DaLtOn: When most of us are into guys
cOlE: EASY! Kiss Selena, Marry Liv, Kill Miley
CON: Is this hinting at Clivia?
cOlE: No cause I'm fucking gay and Liv can keep her own, still very hot, Cole
CON: Oh, I'll agree with Cole
DaLtOn: Switch Liv and Selena for me
Gabe: Same for me
Dana: Umm Kiss Miley, Marry Selena, Kill Liv
CON: Wait why?
Dana: Cause kissing or marrying her is like incest considering the other Dana is her bro
Gabe: Fair enough
cOlE: Don't think Liv would think so XD
WiLl: Oh I'd do the same thing as Con and Cole
dAvId: I'd do the same thing as Dal and Gabe
CON: Well then, Miley died like, 6/7 times then
DaLtOn: #sorrynotsorry
INeedCock: Okay from HannahKayMusic
INeedCock: Kiss Marry Kill Sophie Rapattoni, Alex Behlendorf, and HannahKayMusic
DaLtOn: Oh fucking heck
Gabe: Speaking of incest...
DaLtOn: Uh Marry Hannah I guess, kill Soph and Kiss Alex
cOlE: Marry Soph, Fucking make out with Alex and kill Hannah then
WiLl: Wait what
cOlE: Ur bro is hot
WiLl: My bro is straight
cOlE: That hasn't stopped me before
DaLtOn: COLE YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO IS ME
WiLl: Basically Dal's answer for me but switch Alex and Soph
Dana: Kiss Alex Marry Hannah Kill Soph
Gabe: Kiss Hannah, Marry Soph, Kill Alex
dAvId: Kiss Soph, Marry Alex, Kill Hannah
CON: Agreeing with David and apologizing to Hannah XD
INeedCock: Okay and a Would You Rather for Cole
cOlE: Wtf, everyone loves me
INeedCock: Would you rather make out with Dalton or Princess Leia in a gold bikini
cOlE: What part of I'm gay does no one get
dAvId: I think it's the liking boys part
cOlE: Shut up Dav
cOlE: So yeah, Dalton in a gold bikini
DaLtOn: THAT IS NOT WHAT THE FUCKING QUESTION WAS
cOlE: Aw man, I was looking forward to making out with you in a gold bikini
Gabe: Cole there are impressionable children here
cOlE: Who Connie? She is not innocent at all
CON: He wasn't talking about me dipshit
cOlE: Max?
INeedCock: Have you seen my username, I'm obviously not innocent
Gabe: I meant Will Cole
WiLl: Yes hello
INeedCock: Okay now the best part of the Chat, stuff from bchgamer
cOlE: Y is it the best part?
CON: He's bchgamer
DaLtOn: Oh fuck, now I'm scared
CON: Yeah... you should be, I've seen 'em
Gabe: Fuck
INeedCock: Never have I ever done something super kinky (and if so, what was it)
Dana: What classifies as super kinky?
INeedCock: Not exactly Cole uncomfortable, more like David uncomfortable, but maybe more than Dal uncomfortable, it can get up to Cole uncomfortable if it comes to that tho, just def not Will, Dana or Gabe uncomfortable, actually maybe Dana uncomfortable but that's a strong maybe
DaLtOn: There's a fucking uncomfortableness scale?
CON: Yes
CON: Also I have not done anything kinky except write stuff pertaining to ur guys' sex life cause Im Christian so like, none of that at least until I'm fucking married or something
Gabe: Um, not really, Alex and I have done stuff but it wasn't super kinky at all
cOlE: VANILLA COUPLE ALERT
cOlE: Also, obviously, there was this one time where we were on a road trip back to Texas and then we stopped at this really high class sex shop
DaLtOn: Cole don't u fucking dare finish that story
DaLtOn: And yeah, multiple things, cause I'm boyfriends with fucking Cole Alan Pendery here, and I may or may not have called him a certain paternal word a couple times, and I may or may not have given him a certain discipline that involves the ass
Gabe: For the love of all things innocent please stop
dAvId: Oh yeah, um, almost got caught in a public restroom, before Will tho, umm, done some kinky shit with Will tho, won't say what cause privacy is great
WiLl: Um, there might've been a phone call during sex thing, um yeah
Dana: WILL UR SUPPOSED TO BE INNOCENT
DaLtOn: I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE FUCKING AND DIDNT HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE, GOSH THATS DISGUSTING DAVID
Dana: Okay can we get this over with and NO I HAVENT
INeedCock: Yeah, I'm satisfied, Never Have I Ever had a one night stand
WiLl: Never
CON: Nope, and I'm pretty sure these ones are fed more for the guys but not a surprise considering you Max
INeedCock: ;)
Gabe: Yeah, once
Dana: Oh ho ho Mr. Uptight Galexy
Gabe: It was obviously before Alex, gosh
cOlE: Werent you with Alex very early in your life, were you like fourteen during this hookup?
Gabe: No stfu Pendery
Dana: No btw, I haven't either
dAvId: Oh yeah, 100%
dAvId: All b4 Will once again
dAvId: Also all females so u got nothing worry about baby, love you
WiLl: Love you too <3
DaLtOn: Oh please stop, you incredible adorable beings, ur gonna make me puke
DaLtOn: Also yes
cOlE: I have not
Gabe: Wait really?
cOlE: Nope, never
Dana: R u absolutely sure?
cOlE: Yes, y tf don't u believe me, I'm not that bad
WiLl: Yes u r
dAvId: Yes u r
WiLl: Jinx
dAvId: Yeah yeah, I'll buy you Chipotle after
DaLtOn: Isn't it just a soda u owe him?
WiLl: Lol, u think I'm gonna only be satisfied with a lone soda
dAvId: He wants a whole meal, it's okay cause I'd give him the world if I could
CON: The meal mist contain loads of fucking cheese then
Dana: Cheesy af Dav, u can do better
INeedCock: Never Have I Ever walked around my/someone else's house naked while someone else was there
DaLtOn: I think we all have at one point, we were in a fucking boyband
Dana: I have not actually
Gabe: Oh yeah, that's a little weird Dana
Dana: No, u don't get to call me weird when we have Cole Pendery in this chat
cOlE: WHAT DID I DO!?
CON: I have not
INeedCock: Thats it from me, now onto @IdkWhatToSay15
DaLtOn: Oh good, the worst is over
INeedCock: Wow offensive
CON: Yeah Dal, let Max be a pervy bitch
INeedCock: Yeah let me be a pervy bitch
INeedCock: Oh and Would you rather hit Will or kill yourself
WiLl: Well hitting myself is probably better than killing myself...
DaLtOn: I'd kill myself
WiLl: Wait why?
DaLtOn: Eh, hitting you has no joy to it anymore, hitting Cole is a different story
cOlE: Hey! Also, hit Will
Gabe: I've hit Will b4 so...
Gabe: I mean not enough so it'd hurt tho
CON: Yeah I'd hit Will too cause that means I'd be there with him
WiLl: I'm famous
cOlE: She only favours u cause ur Asian
CON: No, he's also adorable
dAvId: Yeah well he's mine, also kill myself
INeedCock: Damn, is Wavid usually this prominent?
CON: Nope
INeedCock: Oh sweet, I'm glad I'm part of this one then
INeedCock: Should I go onto the next question?
DaLtOn: Dana hasn't gone
Dana: Hmm?
Dana: Oh uh, idk hit Will probs
WiLl: Oh joy, I have a dead boyfriend and a dead best friend and now I'm stuck with Pendery and ConCon
cOlE: I am not gonna be ur backup boyfriend
dAvId: Ur not, Dal is his backup boyfriend, then it's u
Dana: Why cant I be his backup boyfriend
DaLtOn: Aren't u straight Dana
Dana: Yeah but y the heck is Cole after Dal?
cOlE: Cause I'm the only other guy here interested in guys
INeedCock: I'm interested in guys
cOlE: Ur a guy?
CON: MAX GET ON WITH IT
INeedCock: Yes of course, next one is a little weird tho
Gabe: Well what's not nowadays
INeedCock: Tru, Never Have I Ever stabbed someone with a knife
CON: Surprisingly no, not yet
Dana: 'Not yet' the fuck Connie
dAvId: Does urself count?
INeedCock: Ur asking me?
dAvId: Yeah sure
INeedCock: Sure then
dAvId: Then yeah
cOlE: Are you guys playing a two word sentence game?
dAvId: What do you mean?
cOlE: Yeah sure, sure then, then yeah
dAvId: Oh
cOlE: I haven't stabbed anyone with a knife before btw
DaLtOn: Yeah accidentally
Dana: Wait seriously? Who?
cOlE: Me, in the hand
Dana: Wtf Dal
DaLtOn: It was an accident, we were cooking stuff
cOlE: It was a long one ago too, the early days of IM5
DaLtOn: Yeah and there was barely any blood
Dana: Yeah okay, and no I haven't
Gabe: Me neither
WiLl: Well I have a knife in my sock drawer for a reason
INeedCock: Okay next one then?
Dana: Wait the fuck up Max, we r not going 2 ignore the fact that Will just said he has stabbed someone before
WiLl: The guy didn't die, it's fiiiiine
dAvId: Yeah, u guys didn't know?
Gabe: No we didn't know! The actual fuck?
WiLl: It was self defence
Dana: Fucking hell
cOlE: HECK
Dana: Fucking heck
INeedCock: Last one
Gabe: Finally
INeedCock: Most Likely To get murdered by Gabe
INeedCock: And go
DaLtOn: Cole
dAvId: Definitely Cole
WiLl: Cole
Dana: COLE
CON: 100% Cole
cOlE: Lol me
Gabe: Cole
cOlE: Aye!
Gabe: I mean, it was pretty obvious
INeedCock: Y E E T
CON: Max no
WiLl: What is a yeet?
DaLtOn: Oh my
DaLtOn: No, just no
INeedCock: Are u shaming me here on purpose?
CON: Yes, yes I am ;)
INeedCock: Okay I'm gonna go now
INeedCock has left the conversation
Gabe: Eh that was kind of fun
CON: Yeah but it's 100 chapters so we gotta thank the dudes reading this
WiLl: I'm fairly certain there is only one guy reading tbh
DaLtOn: Oh okay we're just wrecking that fourth wall aren't we, well Thanks y'all
cOlE: Thanks for 100 chapters, looking forward to 14 more before Connie abandons us
CON: Well excuse me for having other fandoms
Dana: He's just salty cause u aren't gonna do the Marauders one
CON: Not enough people wanted it, probs gonna do the Percy Jackson one tho, I'm not certain about the Teen Wolf one though, considering I only watched up to Season 3
WiLl: Cause ur favourite character leaves right?
CON: Mhm, but I kind of just wanna do it for fun? Not with the newer pack either :/ idk, but I really wanna do the SKAM one because Evak
Gabe: So what you're saying is that the only one you know ur doing is Percy Jackson
CON: Absolutely
WiLl: I can live with that
Gabe: Yeah, oh and bye everyone! Thanks for 100 chapter and more in the future because Connie isn't going to completely abandon us after 14 chapters
Dana: Gabe that's supposed to be a surprise
dAvId: GABE NOT YET
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Dana: Fucking spoiler, um well yeah Thanks everyone and stuff, thanks for dealing with our shit
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WiLl: Thank you for everything! Couldn't do it without you!
DaLtOn: Send us any questions you want us to answer btw, character asks are fun
cOlE: Isn't that breaking the fourth wall urself Dal?
DaLtOn: The fourth wall basically does not exist anymore babe
cOle: Eh true
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dAvId: Have good lives, thank you
WiLl: That's it?
dAvId: Yes
WiLl: Alright
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CON: Okay thank you everyone who participated and for everyone who have to deal with all my randomness where my mind goes, this started out as a weird thing my brain decided to make up but it turned into an interactive story thanks to you guys! I love all of you a lot! Until Next Time!!
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