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Thanks to everyone that commented stuff, the #StopCole2k17 movement appreciates your help

Also, bchgamer is in this chapter because #BestInternetFriendGoals

CON has made a group conversation with Gabe, Dana, WiLl, dAvId, DaLtOn, and cOlE

CON: HAPPY 100 CHAPTERS!

DaLtOn: So just assuming this is gonna be a big fourth wall breaking chapter

CON: Always

WiLl: DAVEY! LOVE YOUUUU

dAvId: LOVE YOU TOOOOOOO

Dana: Oh, they're back to being loveydovey then?

dAvId: I gave him food

WiLl: HE DID!!!

Gabe: So is Cole still mad at Dal?

cOlE: No, I wanted sex so I forgave him

DaLtOn: COLE WTF

cOlE: What? That's what happened

CON: GUYS! I HAVE SOMETHING FOR THE HUNDREDTH CHAPTER OKAY, SHUT TF UP

Gabe: Yes, do that

CON: OH BEFORE I FORGET

CON has added I_NEED_COCK to the conversation

Dana: Who tf is that

cOlE: OMIGOSH UR USERNAME IS AWESOME

I_NEED_COCK: THANK U

CON: Okay, can u change it now so I don't have to type that a million times XD

I_NEED_COCK: Fiiiiiiiiine, but ur no fun

CON: No, I'm just lazy

DaLtOn: Ah yes, the first signs of wallbreaking

MAXimumOverdrive: Theeeere

Dana: Wait we know you!

cOlE: I don't, who's this

MAXimumOverdrive: Max

cOlE: Ohhhh

cOlE: Well fuck u then

CON: COLE ALAN PENDERY

cOlE: IM DONE NOW I FORGIVE Y'ALL

MAXimumOverdrive: Mhm, I'm here now

CON: Well I have a bunch of comments from people for this chapter but first off, Max Truth or Dare

MAXimumOverdrive: Truth

CON: No pick dare

MAXimumOverdrive: Okay dare

CON: I dare you to change ur username to INeedCock

INeedCock: K

DaLtOn: WTF WHO DIDNT TELL YOU! WHO DO I NEED TO FUCKING MURDER

cOlE: Babe, calm urself

WiLl: Um so, can we do what we were gonna now pls

CON: Okay well this is a bunch of stuff so we'll start with stuff from JaeeeIM5 I guess

CON: Btw, Max isn't here to participate, he's here to read stuffs

INeedCock: I've been bribed

CON: YOU WERE NOT BRIBED

INeedCock: Threatening is a form of bribery

CON: No it's not, and I didn't threaten you either

INeedCock: Never Have I Ever Danced in an Elevator

WiLl: I have

cOlE: During Heartless yeah

Dana: Uh, I think I have

Gabe: Yep

DaLtOn: Probably, I could be wrong

CON: Nope

cOlE: U haven't?

CON: Social interaction :/

Gabe: Fair

INeedCock: Ok this one's for Cole

cOlE: IVE BEEN SINGLED OUT

INeedCock: Would you rather break up with Dalton or have no sex for the rest of your life?

Dana: Oh shit

dAvId: And the priorities will come out

CON: Isn't the reason Cole forgave you because he wanted sex?

DaLtOn: Ugh, whatever Pendery, love u either one u pick

cOlE: Well... I mean probably have no sex cause Dalton's hot af

DaLtOn: FUCK YEAH!!

DaLtOn: I mean

DaLtOn: I had all the faith in you boyfriend

cOlE: Mhm, sure you did boyfriend

INeedCock: Most Likely to Play their song over and over again

INeedCock: And go

WiLl: David

DaLtOn: Cole

dAvId: Will

cOlE: Will

Dana: Me?

Gabe: Cole

CON: Cole

cOlE: What?

Gabe: I mean, normally I'd say Will but it's u rn

cOlE: Well I'm sorry my song is hecka dope

DaLtOn: Never say that again

INeedCock: Okay onto stuff from Liv1dforever , as in singular, she only gave one thing

CON: Max just say it

INeedCock: Okay KMK

Gabe: Are we not doing Fuck Marry Kill?

CON: I'm trying to make this reach out to the more innocent people

Dana: I think we've already crossed that line, like, 100 chapters ago

CON: 🖕🏻

INeedCock: ALRIGHT! Kiss Marry Kill, Selena Gomez, Liv Stevenson, Miley Cyrus

DaLtOn: When most of us are into guys

cOlE: EASY! Kiss Selena, Marry Liv, Kill Miley

CON: Is this hinting at Clivia?

cOlE: No cause I'm fucking gay and Liv can keep her own, still very hot, Cole

CON: Oh, I'll agree with Cole

DaLtOn: Switch Liv and Selena for me

Gabe: Same for me

Dana: Umm Kiss Miley, Marry Selena, Kill Liv

CON: Wait why?

Dana: Cause kissing or marrying her is like incest considering the other Dana is her bro

Gabe: Fair enough

cOlE: Don't think Liv would think so XD

WiLl: Oh I'd do the same thing as Con and Cole

dAvId: I'd do the same thing as Dal and Gabe

CON: Well then, Miley died like, 6/7 times then

DaLtOn: #sorrynotsorry

INeedCock: Okay from HannahKayMusic

INeedCock: Kiss Marry Kill Sophie Rapattoni, Alex Behlendorf, and HannahKayMusic

DaLtOn: Oh fucking heck

Gabe: Speaking of incest...

DaLtOn: Uh Marry Hannah I guess, kill Soph and Kiss Alex

cOlE: Marry Soph, Fucking make out with Alex and kill Hannah then

WiLl: Wait what

cOlE: Ur bro is hot

WiLl: My bro is straight

cOlE: That hasn't stopped me before

DaLtOn: COLE YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO IS ME

WiLl: Basically Dal's answer for me but switch Alex and Soph

Dana: Kiss Alex Marry Hannah Kill Soph

Gabe: Kiss Hannah, Marry Soph, Kill Alex

dAvId: Kiss Soph, Marry Alex, Kill Hannah

CON: Agreeing with David and apologizing to Hannah XD

INeedCock: Okay and a Would You Rather for Cole

cOlE: Wtf, everyone loves me

INeedCock: Would you rather make out with Dalton or Princess Leia in a gold bikini

cOlE: What part of I'm gay does no one get

dAvId: I think it's the liking boys part

cOlE: Shut up Dav

cOlE: So yeah, Dalton in a gold bikini

DaLtOn: THAT IS NOT WHAT THE FUCKING QUESTION WAS

cOlE: Aw man, I was looking forward to making out with you in a gold bikini

Gabe: Cole there are impressionable children here

cOlE: Who Connie? She is not innocent at all

CON: He wasn't talking about me dipshit

cOlE: Max?

INeedCock: Have you seen my username, I'm obviously not innocent

Gabe: I meant Will Cole

WiLl: Yes hello

INeedCock: Okay now the best part of the Chat, stuff from bchgamer

cOlE: Y is it the best part?

CON: He's bchgamer

DaLtOn: Oh fuck, now I'm scared

CON: Yeah... you should be, I've seen 'em

Gabe: Fuck

INeedCock: Never have I ever done something super kinky (and if so, what was it)

Dana: What classifies as super kinky?

INeedCock: Not exactly Cole uncomfortable, more like David uncomfortable, but maybe more than Dal uncomfortable, it can get up to Cole uncomfortable if it comes to that tho, just def not Will, Dana or Gabe uncomfortable, actually maybe Dana uncomfortable but that's a strong maybe

DaLtOn: There's a fucking uncomfortableness scale?

CON: Yes

CON: Also I have not done anything kinky except write stuff pertaining to ur guys' sex life cause Im Christian so like, none of that at least until I'm fucking married or something

Gabe: Um, not really, Alex and I have done stuff but it wasn't super kinky at all

cOlE: VANILLA COUPLE ALERT

cOlE: Also, obviously, there was this one time where we were on a road trip back to Texas and then we stopped at this really high class sex shop

DaLtOn: Cole don't u fucking dare finish that story

DaLtOn: And yeah, multiple things, cause I'm boyfriends with fucking Cole Alan Pendery here, and I may or may not have called him a certain paternal word a couple times, and I may or may not have given him a certain discipline that involves the ass

Gabe: For the love of all things innocent please stop

dAvId: Oh yeah, um, almost got caught in a public restroom, before Will tho, umm, done some kinky shit with Will tho, won't say what cause privacy is great

WiLl: Um, there might've been a phone call during sex thing, um yeah

Dana: WILL UR SUPPOSED TO BE INNOCENT

DaLtOn: I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE FUCKING AND DIDNT HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE, GOSH THATS DISGUSTING DAVID

Dana: Okay can we get this over with and NO I HAVENT

INeedCock: Yeah, I'm satisfied, Never Have I Ever had a one night stand

WiLl: Never

CON: Nope, and I'm pretty sure these ones are fed more for the guys but not a surprise considering you Max

INeedCock: ;)

Gabe: Yeah, once

Dana: Oh ho ho Mr. Uptight Galexy

Gabe: It was obviously before Alex, gosh

cOlE: Werent you with Alex very early in your life, were you like fourteen during this hookup?

Gabe: No stfu Pendery

Dana: No btw, I haven't either

dAvId: Oh yeah, 100%

dAvId: All b4 Will once again

dAvId: Also all females so u got nothing worry about baby, love you

WiLl: Love you too <3

DaLtOn: Oh please stop, you incredible adorable beings, ur gonna make me puke

DaLtOn: Also yes

cOlE: I have not

Gabe: Wait really?

cOlE: Nope, never

Dana: R u absolutely sure?

cOlE: Yes, y tf don't u believe me, I'm not that bad

WiLl: Yes u r

dAvId: Yes u r

WiLl: Jinx

dAvId: Yeah yeah, I'll buy you Chipotle after

DaLtOn: Isn't it just a soda u owe him?

WiLl: Lol, u think I'm gonna only be satisfied with a lone soda

dAvId: He wants a whole meal, it's okay cause I'd give him the world if I could

CON: The meal mist contain loads of fucking cheese then

Dana: Cheesy af Dav, u can do better

INeedCock: Never Have I Ever walked around my/someone else's house naked while someone else was there

DaLtOn: I think we all have at one point, we were in a fucking boyband

Dana: I have not actually

Gabe: Oh yeah, that's a little weird Dana

Dana: No, u don't get to call me weird when we have Cole Pendery in this chat

cOlE: WHAT DID I DO!?

CON: I have not

INeedCock: Thats it from me, now onto @IdkWhatToSay15

DaLtOn: Oh good, the worst is over

INeedCock: Wow offensive

CON: Yeah Dal, let Max be a pervy bitch

INeedCock: Yeah let me be a pervy bitch

INeedCock: Oh and Would you rather hit Will or kill yourself

WiLl: Well hitting myself is probably better than killing myself...

DaLtOn: I'd kill myself

WiLl: Wait why?

DaLtOn: Eh, hitting you has no joy to it anymore, hitting Cole is a different story

cOlE: Hey! Also, hit Will

Gabe: I've hit Will b4 so...

Gabe: I mean not enough so it'd hurt tho

CON: Yeah I'd hit Will too cause that means I'd be there with him

WiLl: I'm famous

cOlE: She only favours u cause ur Asian

CON: No, he's also adorable

dAvId: Yeah well he's mine, also kill myself

INeedCock: Damn, is Wavid usually this prominent?

CON: Nope

INeedCock: Oh sweet, I'm glad I'm part of this one then

INeedCock: Should I go onto the next question?

DaLtOn: Dana hasn't gone

Dana: Hmm?

Dana: Oh uh, idk hit Will probs

WiLl: Oh joy, I have a dead boyfriend and a dead best friend and now I'm stuck with Pendery and ConCon

cOlE: I am not gonna be ur backup boyfriend

dAvId: Ur not, Dal is his backup boyfriend, then it's u

Dana: Why cant I be his backup boyfriend

DaLtOn: Aren't u straight Dana

Dana: Yeah but y the heck is Cole after Dal?

cOlE: Cause I'm the only other guy here interested in guys

INeedCock: I'm interested in guys

cOlE: Ur a guy?

CON: MAX GET ON WITH IT

INeedCock: Yes of course, next one is a little weird tho

Gabe: Well what's not nowadays

INeedCock: Tru, Never Have I Ever stabbed someone with a knife

CON: Surprisingly no, not yet

Dana: 'Not yet' the fuck Connie

dAvId: Does urself count?

INeedCock: Ur asking me?

dAvId: Yeah sure

INeedCock: Sure then

dAvId: Then yeah

cOlE: Are you guys playing a two word sentence game?

dAvId: What do you mean?

cOlE: Yeah sure, sure then, then yeah

dAvId: Oh

cOlE: I haven't stabbed anyone with a knife before btw

DaLtOn: Yeah accidentally

Dana: Wait seriously? Who?

cOlE: Me, in the hand

Dana: Wtf Dal

DaLtOn: It was an accident, we were cooking stuff

cOlE: It was a long one ago too, the early days of IM5

DaLtOn: Yeah and there was barely any blood

Dana: Yeah okay, and no I haven't

Gabe: Me neither

WiLl: Well I have a knife in my sock drawer for a reason

INeedCock: Okay next one then?

Dana: Wait the fuck up Max, we r not going 2 ignore the fact that Will just said he has stabbed someone before

WiLl: The guy didn't die, it's fiiiiine

dAvId: Yeah, u guys didn't know?

Gabe: No we didn't know! The actual fuck?

WiLl: It was self defence

Dana: Fucking hell

cOlE: HECK

Dana: Fucking heck

INeedCock: Last one

Gabe: Finally

INeedCock: Most Likely To get murdered by Gabe

INeedCock: And go

DaLtOn: Cole

dAvId: Definitely Cole

WiLl: Cole

Dana: COLE

CON: 100% Cole

cOlE: Lol me

Gabe: Cole

cOlE: Aye!

Gabe: I mean, it was pretty obvious

INeedCock: Y E E T

CON: Max no

WiLl: What is a yeet?

DaLtOn: Oh my

DaLtOn: No, just no

INeedCock: Are u shaming me here on purpose?

CON: Yes, yes I am ;)

INeedCock: Okay I'm gonna go now

INeedCock has left the conversation

Gabe: Eh that was kind of fun

CON: Yeah but it's 100 chapters so we gotta thank the dudes reading this

WiLl: I'm fairly certain there is only one guy reading tbh

DaLtOn: Oh okay we're just wrecking that fourth wall aren't we, well Thanks y'all

cOlE: Thanks for 100 chapters, looking forward to 14 more before Connie abandons us

CON: Well excuse me for having other fandoms

Dana: He's just salty cause u aren't gonna do the Marauders one

CON: Not enough people wanted it, probs gonna do the Percy Jackson one tho, I'm not certain about the Teen Wolf one though, considering I only watched up to Season 3

WiLl: Cause ur favourite character leaves right?

CON: Mhm, but I kind of just wanna do it for fun? Not with the newer pack either :/ idk, but I really wanna do the SKAM one because Evak

Gabe: So what you're saying is that the only one you know ur doing is Percy Jackson

CON: Absolutely

WiLl: I can live with that

Gabe: Yeah, oh and bye everyone! Thanks for 100 chapter and more in the future because Connie isn't going to completely abandon us after 14 chapters

Dana: Gabe that's supposed to be a surprise

dAvId: GABE NOT YET

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Dana: Fucking spoiler, um well yeah Thanks everyone and stuff, thanks for dealing with our shit

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WiLl: Thank you for everything! Couldn't do it without you!

DaLtOn: Send us any questions you want us to answer btw, character asks are fun

cOlE: Isn't that breaking the fourth wall urself Dal?

DaLtOn: The fourth wall basically does not exist anymore babe

cOle: Eh true

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dAvId: Have good lives, thank you

WiLl: That's it?

dAvId: Yes

WiLl: Alright

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CON: Okay thank you everyone who participated and for everyone who have to deal with all my randomness where my mind goes, this started out as a weird thing my brain decided to make up but it turned into an interactive story thanks to you guys! I love all of you a lot! Until Next Time!!

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