Haha! I feel so sorry for Bill in that video xD A quick warning before you watch it though. It may affect or offend some people here (in a way), so yeah. If you're easily offended, don't watch it.

By the way! I jut realized how incredibly slow my book is progressing! And it pisses me off greatly! I read the chapters of my book and reacted to it very much. Especially when Bill and protag-kun won't just bang already..... That sounded weird but I'm too lazy to take it off or change it. Anyways, this chapter will be somewhat 'different', if you know what I mean xD

Oh and did I ever tell you all how lovely french is? :3

Hope you enjoy the chapter mates! Kat is out~

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You awaken from your slumber, sweat dripped from your forehead and you were breathing heavily. You were back at your house where everything was safe. You ran a scared hand through your (h/c) hair then hurriedly got out of your bed and went downstairs. You worriedly searched for any sign, any sign at all to prove that your father was still alive. That he was safe.

To your relief, you found a note from him on the kitchen counter. It said:

'Hey (y/n), there's left over pasta in the fridge. Sorry we couldn't cook for you. Daddy's needed in the office right now and Mommy's already late. We'll make it up to you with a little surprise dessert for dinner,'

'Love, Mom and Dad'

You smiled silently at the note and leaned against the wall behind you then let out a relieved sigh. You were extremely worried about your father but it seems he's alright. That very fact made your mood better.

You silently got off of the wall and went to the fridge. You took out the left over pasta and placed it inside the microwave. When a loud ring can be heard throughout the kitchen, you took out the pasta and ate it. As you stabbed your fork onto your pasta, you began to think about Bill, who's still not showing any signs that he's still alive. You shook your head, trying to take your mind off of him then finished your pasta. You placed your plate and fork on the sink and washed them.

You wiped the sweat off of your forehead using your sleeve when you finished washing the dishes."I need to shower," you said to yourself as the putrid smell of sweat filled your nose. You quickly turned and without a second thought, rushed to your bathroom.

After bathing, you dressed yourself into a nice and beautiful blue cotton dress. The fabric hugged your body and enhanced your curves. As much as you disliked that fact, you were too lazy to change into anything else. You looked at yourself in the mirror and examined your reflection. 'There's something missing,' you thought as you're reflection stared back at you with patient eyes. You snapped your fingers, realizing what was missing and rushed towards your dresser. There, you took out a black hair band and placed it firmly on top of your head. You looked again at your reflection with a triumphant smile. 'Perfect,'

You then exited your room and went downstairs. You passed by the dining room and headed for your front door which was only a feet high. There, you put on a pair of black doll shoes and placed your hand on the gold knob of the door in front of you. With a twist of the knob, the tiny door opens with ease.

You crawled and entered the tiny door. Outside was a beautiful array of colors. Trees of various shades of blue surrounded your little door. The sky was a soft orange, and the grass was dark purple. You blinked for a few times, completely awed with the sight before you.

"Hey Alice, I haven't seen you in a while," a voice says to you. You jumped and let out a loud whimper. In front of you was a boy in a weird suit. He had a cap on, which covered a large amount of his brown hair. The cap on his head had a blue pinetree on it, which fascinated you greatly. 'I've seen that symbol before,' you thought as you eyed the strange boy curiously.

"M-my name is (y/n)," you said to the boy, who just shakes his head. "I'm afraid you're mistaken," the boy looks deep into to your eyes and says, "You are Alice and you seemed to have forgotten about this world you call 'Wonderland',"

You gaped at him. "Okay? I'm sorry I haven't caught your name yet," you said to the strange boy, who immediately perks up.

He mutters out a few curses then takes off his cap and bows at you with it in his hands. You let out a gasp as you caught sight of the white rabbit ears on his head.

"My apologies miss. I am shiro usagi, or white rabbit," he says to you politely. You stare at him awkwardly and watch as he puts his cap back on. "You're name is 'white rabbit'?" you ask the strange boy, not really believing what he said. He nods at you, "Yes, is something the matter?"

"Can't I give you a nickname? Something shorter and easier to say?" you said to the strange boy. You didn't quite like his name. Well, it was a nice name but it was a mouth full. The strange boy cocks his head and stares at you. "If my name is unsatisfactory for you, go ahead," he says to you with bright eyes

You pondered for a moment and stared at the strange boy intently. You're eyes suddenly drifted to his cap, where a blue pinetree resided. You smiled at it gently then said, "Pinetree,"

The strange boy looks at you, confused. "Excuse me?" you look straight into his eyes and smiled at him. "Pinetree is now your nick name,"

He lets out a sigh. "Well I suppose that would suffice, though I'm sure it probably has the same length as my real name," you smiled happily at 'pinetree'. "Oh by the way, I've wanted to ask you-" loud ringing suddenly fills your ears, cutting you off.

Pinetree takes out a pocket watch from one of his pockets and looks at the time. "By the wyrd, it's that late already?" he mutters to himself as he stops the alarm and stuffs the pocket watch back into his pocket.

He then starts to run away with lightning speed. You were shocked for a moment before following after him frantically. "Mister Pinetree! Where are you going?!" you ask him as he continued to run forward and straight into the woods.

Soon, you lost sight of him. You buckled you knees and panted heavily. 'Gosh he's a fast runner' you thought as you struggled for air.

You were now alone in the dark woods, and you did not like it one bit. Well, at least you thought you were alone.

"Hohoo! What's this? A lost little girl in blue?" a sing song voice suddenly says, causing you to look around. "Who said that?!" you demanded.

A broad grin suddenly illuminates from the darkness, along with two bright eyes. "I wonder who, darlin,"

A girl suddenly emerges from the trees. She wore a purple body suit which made her blend into the surroundings.

You stared at the girl with wide eyes. She had purple cat ears twitching on top of her head and a purple cat tail that swayed around. "Who are you?" you asked the girl timidly.

The girl flashes you her pearly whites and says, "I'm known as Author-chan, darlin but you can call me Chesire Kat," she winks at you and hovers in the air like a balloon.

You gaped at 'Chesire Kat'. "I-I don't understand. Where are we exactly? Can you tell me where Mister Pinetree is? I need to-"

Chesire Kat cuts you off by bringing her pointer finger to your lips. "Hush hush darlin! I know you are lost and in need of help, that is why I am here of course," she says to you.

You push away her finger out of annoyance. "You're here to help me?" you asked Chesire Kat, who nods at you vigorously. "Yes darlin, now where would you like to go?" she asks you as she spins around in the air.

You looked up to her and said, "I just want to go to where Mister Pinetree is,"

The Chesire Kat grins down at you and claps her hands tightly. Two paths suddenly appear before you, one yellow and one red. "Oh lordy me! Il semble que votre pinetree est incertaine!" Chesire Kat exclaims happily. You stared at her and cocked your head. You didn't really understand what she said to you at all. "What do you mean Miss Kat?" you asked her.

Chesire Kat then poofs up behind you then pushes you closer to the two paths. "Well, as you can see there are two ways. One leads directly to where he is now," she gestures to the yellow path. "And one leads to where he needs to be," she says as she points to the red path. "Now little Alice, what path will you choose?" Chesire Kat asks, eyes delightfully staring down at you.

You looked at the two paths curiously. 'To where he is now or to where he need to be?' you thought as you slowly walked towards the yellow one with uncertainty. Chesire Kat flashes you a mischievous smile. "Good choice," Chesire Kat says to you faintly, as if her voice was somehow disappearing. You turned around to thank her but to your surprise, you saw no one. The red path was no longer there as well.

You faced the yellow path yet again and started walking. After what seemed like forever, an exit in between the trees can be seen up ahead. As you walked closer and closer to it, you heard horrible singing and music.

When you finally stood at the exit, the sight before you amazed you greatly. Before you was a long dinner table with chairs placed nearby. Food and a wide assortment of sweets and tea occupied the table. At the chair farthest to you sat a man with blonde hair with a dark undercut. He had a colorful hat on top of his head and he wore a very strange suit.

He and the other people there were singing a very weird song. You couldn't even understand a word they said. "Oh quel jour merveilleux ce à est chanter une chanson qui a été créé uniquement aujourd'hui!"

The man with the hat suddenly raises his gaze and meets yours. You felt your face flush a little. 'What a beautiful shade of gold' you thought as you continued to stare at the man, who's eyes glinted because the sun.

You two were having a wonderful staring contest until a man with dark hair interrupted the two of you. "Ah!" a man with brown rabbit ears on his head exclaims as he gets off of his chair and skipped towards you.

When he was finally in front of you, he reached out to grab your hand. You recoiled from his touch. "W-wha-" he then swipes at you and takes hold of your wrist. He then starts walking towards the party with you reluctantly following him.

"Hey everyone, Alice came! I told y'all she would!" the man with brown rabbit ears says to the people at the party, who didn't seem to care. You noticed that one of the people at the party was Pinetree. He was currently dabbing his forehead nervously with a white handkerchief.

The man with brown rabbit ears made you sit at a chair to the right of the man with a hat then sat onto his own, which was the seat across from yours. Pinetree was sitting beside the man, to your disappointment. Luckily, he seemed to notice your presence. "Alice? What are you doing here?" Pinetree asks you, confusion and relief dripping from his voice. You beam at him. "I came here for you. I wanted to ask you about some things but you bolted away from me just as I was about to,"

Pinetree smiles at you apologetically. "I'm sorry for leaving you all alone, Alice. I was needed at the red-" Pinetree cuts himself off as he lets out a choke. The man with brown rabbit ears had an arm around Pinetree's shoulders which apparently made Pinetree have a hard time breathing. "Oh White Rabbit! Weren't you talking to me earlier? Just because Alice came and joined the party doesn't mean you need to ignore me and our conversation earlier," The man with brown rabbit ears says to Pinetree, a pout visible on his face but it fades away after a few seconds. "Now where was I? Ah yes, I was talking about how wonderful and beautiful the Lady Dormouse is!" And to that, he begins to sputter out a lot of words and sentences. Pinetree flashes you a pleading look, trying to make you help him escape the man with brown rabbit ears but you only flash him an apologetic look and look away.

There was nothing you could do for him now... For if you did, you'd be digging your own grave.

You instead sit quietly on your seat as you thought of various things. 'Why were the people in this world calling you Alice?' and 'why do they seem like they know you?' Those questions run through your mind like blood in veins.

A hand makes you jolt. You're focus was no longer on your thoughts but to the tea cup in front of you. The wondrous aroma of Earl Grey makes you smile a little. You let your eyes leave the tea cup and to the owner of the hand that put it there.

The man with the hat stares at you, his intense gaze making you want to shudder. But you try your best not to. "Welcome back to another one of my tea parties, Alice," his voice says to you, low and somehow seductive. You look away, your cheeks slightly red. You took the tea cup into your hands and took a sip of the Earl Grey. "T-thank you mister...." you said to him, your voice a little higher than usual. The man with the hat lets out a husky chuckle. "Call me Hatter," he says to you.

"Hatter..." you mumble out. "Do you dislike it?" he abruptly blurts out, as if he was too curious to know what your answer is. You look at him with a small smile. "It's a lovely name, Hatter. Quite fitting actually," to that, Hatter lets out a happy laugh. Hatter, after laughing his face off, lets out a sigh. You felt the intense gaze of the Hatter on you, which bugged you very much. "It's been so long since I've last seen you, Alice. You've grown into a beautiful lady," his raspy voice says to you.

You tentatively took another sip from your tea cup. "Thank you Hatter but I am not that pretty," you say to him, you voice barely audible. He grins at you mischievously and takes a small strawberry tart from his plate. He then takes small bit of it hungrily. "You are not pretty Alice. You are more than that. That is why I called you beautiful, of course," his voice was like honey to you, so terribly sweet.

Silence suddenly fills the air, the kind that bothered you greatly. Hatter stares at you like you're some kind of art exhibit and that very fact made you fidget uncomfortably at your seat. "Did I ever tell you how you always-" Hatter starts but is soon interrupted by another voice.

"By the gods Hatter, just kiss her already and be done with it! Your stupid flirting is driving me nuts," a lady exclaims angrily, her arms crossed. The lady wore a beautiful red victorian dress that really brought out her periwinkle eyes. She had black lace gloves on and in her hands was the handle of a parasol that shaded her from the sun.

Hatter gives the lady an angered look. "Shut your trap dormouse. I was getting to that," you looked at Hatter with wide eyes. "What?!" you exclaimed with cheeks flushed red.

Hatter shrugs and smirks. "Oh Alice, you know you want to~" he says to you while wiggling his eyebrows. You rise from your seat, cheeks completely red. Hatter rises with you, eyes gleaming with lust and want. You try to run away but Hatter was faster than you. He rests a hand on your waist and brings you closer to him until you were only centimeters away. "Je t'aime Alice, je ferai en sorte de rendre mon baiser mémorable," he whispers into your ear, making you shiver. His lips were only inches away from yours when a voice suddenly exclaims in protest, "Stop!"

The both of you take your eyes off of each other and look to see where the voice came from. It was apparently from Pinetree, the voice. He stood a few meters away from you and Hatter, his face slightly red. Hatter raises a brow at him. "And what makes you think I'll follow what you say, kid?" he asks Pinetree, daring him to answer.

Pinetree looks at him with nervous eyes. "Because..." He runs up to you and pushes you off of Hatter. He hugs Hatter tightly, making the man's eyes widen in shock. Pinetree lifts Hatter's chin and stares deep into his eyes. "Because I love you Hatter," the sentence comes out of his mouth like a bomb. Gasps echo throughout the clearing, making it no longer silent.

Hatter stares at Pinetree lovingly and says, "Oh kid," he presses his lips on Pinetree's for a brief moment before pulling away. "I love you too," and to that the two started making out.

THE END~

HAPPY APRIL FOOL EVERYONE! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I DID THIS!

I'm so sorry ._. I was just really in the mood to make one of these. Plus I was really bummed when i couldn't do an Easter and White Day special, so yeah. Have a good day y'all!