Thereafter, Charan went to his darbar to take a seat on his cushioned chair. But to his surprise, he saw Buddha (in disguise), sitting there instead.
"Hi Charan uncle. How are you? I'm Sakyamuni." He introduced himself.
"How did you get here!! And why are you on my seat?!!" Charan exclaimed.
"Oh Guan Yin." Sakyamuni covered his mouth. "What kind of greeting is that?!"
(Hint: Guan Yin is a Buddhist deity.).
"It's not a greeting! It's a warning to get off my seat!"
"Offo Charan. You should greet first and then talk business. I learnt that from my Pitashri. He was a king so." Sakyamuni says.
"Huh?!"
"That's what he does for every Raj Sabha." Sakyamuni replied.
"You stay quiet."
"Sure. Silence is beautiful. But now we should talk about this beloved seat of yours." Sakyamuni requested. "Well it is very comfortable. Anyways Charan, here's a riddle."
"Oh gosh, who's this person now?" Charan thought. "Where do these people come from? First there was a Danushdari Manushya, then some Dakshineshwar, then someone who claimed to walk on the oceans. Now this person who speaks riddles."
"Oho! Why are you thinking so hard. I haven't said the riddle yet." Sakyamuni chuckled. "You must think afterwards."
"Tell me the riddle. There's nothing I don't know!"
"Charan. Let me give you advice. Take away the words 'there is', because I don't know what are you talking about. Take away the word nothing, because they're always something. And take away the word I don't, because it's like doubt and denial. Then you will only be left with know." Sakyamuni said. "Knowing is the truest knowledge. Are you ready for the riddle, Charan uncle."
"It's Charan Baba."

"Well if that's what you call yourself. I don't need to call you as such. Because I'm not you." Sakyamuni smiled.
"Ughh!" Charan grumbled.
"Well listen. What do you call a king who had lost his throne, and takes a seat in a forest and calls it his home?" Sakyamuni asks.
"Well he's a Vanvasi. He lives in the forest now. Leaving his throne and palace."
"Really? He's a Vanvasi?" Sakyamuni asks.
"Yes."
"Are you sure with your answer? It's you're final answer. You can't say anything else." Sakyamuni said.
"Yes yes I'm confident!!" Charan added.
"Accha. Do you want to hear the correct answer?"
"My answer is the correct answer! He's a forest dweller now." Charan stated.
"Your answer is not the correct answer. Yout answer is yours." Sakyamuni states. "If you were named as Correct, it will become Correct answer. Now it's Charan's answer."
"Well tell me gyaani!!" Charan mocked him.
"A king who lost his throne and later on goes to the forest to live, is called a king." Sakyamuni answered. "No one else."
"Whhaaat!!!" Charan wanted to tear his little bit of hair out.
"A king doesn't need a throne to be a king. Charan, meaning, you don't need this seat to be a fraud.. I mean to be a guru. Same way changing your clothes will not change your heart. But changing your heart changes your life." Sakyamuni smiles.
"No I won't change for anyone!!!"
"Uncle Charan? Is your conscious bothering you? When have I told you to change. I feel you wish to change." Sakyamuni added.
"No!"
"Oh right! You can be a Bhikshuk! Can you sit still, I want to shave your head. You're already wearing orange, so that's good. But don't divide my monastery. I have my eyes on you."
"Y..you stay away from me!" Charan stepped back. "I'm Bhagwan."
"Arre wah, Charan! You have changed your name. I thought that you would change it to correct." Sakyamuni laughed. "Anyways, your choice. But Charan, putting these aside. I'm here to warn you! Stop sabotaging others! That won't benefit you. Look, I'm giving you time to change! I take your leave."
Sakyamuni left.

Thereafter Lakshman, Akshobhya and Aniruddh arrived their friends place. Luckily they have cancelled the orders that Charan had made.
"Mahadev." Aniruddh called.
"Narayan." Lakshman called.
"We have something to tell you." Akshobhya adds. "Wait. Where's Sakyamuni?"
"Dears come in. Shivi and Vish are here. But Buddha has gone to do some business." Jesus added.
"No I'm here!" Buddha appeared in front of them.
"Anu hi!!" Mahadev and Vishnu came to them.

"Can we talk?" Lakshman asked while covering his ear.
"If I talk, how would you hear me, Laksh! You're covering your ears dear!" Vishnu laughed.
"I'm doing it so you won't twist it!" He uncovered them
"I will always find a way to do it." Vishnu said. "And if that doesn't work, I will pinch your cheeks."
"Oh bhaiya!"
"Now tell me."
"Prabhu, do you remember that anonymous baba." Aniruddh asks.
"Oh right. Magic contract!" Mahadev chuckled. "Contract Devta."
"Yea him. He's actually--"
"Charan." Mahadev answered.
"How did you know Prabhu!!" Akshobhya adds. "And you didn't tell us?"
"We wanted you to find out and help yourselves. And look, you have also built confidence." Buddha says.
"But remember. Whatever mistakes you make, we will still love you." Jesus adds.

"Prabhu, forgive me." Lakshman says to Vishnu. "I know you had warned me. And even teased me. Forgive me bhaiya."
"Come here you naive little brother!" Vishnu hugged him.
"I don't know how to get out of this!!" Lakshman cried. "Well dear, I have a plan....but I don't know."
"Ohh Krishna! Tell me!"
"Haha Laksh. Time will tell." Vishnu chuckled.
"Forgive me too, Prabhu." Aniruddh tells Shiv.
"Of course dear." Shiv replied. "And we will help you, because you have all developed your confidence. Also, don't you know that he's planning to carry you all to America."
"What!" Aniruddh exclaimed.
"But won't let that happen." Shiv added.
"I trust in you, Mahadev!" Aniruddh hugs him.
"I do too!" Lakshman smiles.
"Buddha, I'm sorry." Akshobhya cried.
"Oho. No apologies. And no tears." Buddha wiped his tears.
"One thing, Sakyamuni. Anirrudh's phone has been hacked." Akshobhya added.
"Not only Aniruddh's. But everyone's. They have placed a microchip in your phones." Vishnu says.
"Really??! How will we remove it!" Laksh asks.
"Oho, their powers obviously!" Aniruddh laughed.
"Of course. We will use our Shakti to get rid of Charan from your phones." Mahadev declared. "Place your phones on the table and we will use our powers to destroy the microchips. But charge them afterwards. It may let your phones loose battery."
"After that, we have some more shocking news to tell you." Shiv said.
Moreover, the four deities raised their hands in Abbhaya mudra and destroyed the microchips. Soon after, Narayan was talking to his three divine friends through his mind.
"Are you ready, Shivi." Vishnu asks.
"Of course, Narayan." Shiva replied. "After we break the news down to them."
"Oho, you two. It will be like a storm inside here." Jesus said.
"What dramatic idea is this." Buddha adds.

"Ok your phones are ok!" Shiva smiled. "Now go charge them!"
"Thanks Prabhu!"
"Thanks, you four."
"Ok friends, you can't hear this while standing." Vishnu said.
"Yea, we took a seat." Aniruddh said.
"Charan haven't only caught you." Buddha stated. "But Meenakshi and Ariadne."
"What?!! How!!!" Aniruddh exclaimed. "Are they alright!! Where have he kept them?!"
"On he ashram."
"But we were just there!!" Lakshman said.
"We must save them when we go back tomorrow." Akshobhya says.
"Oho how would we save them, and we ourselves are trapped." Aniruddh adds.
"No one is trapped." Jesus stated.
"We have freed you already. Due to our arrangements." Vishnu says.
(Hint: a play on Krishna's dialogue in Bhagwat Geeta, when he told Arjuna to go and fight. Duryodhan and the rest were slayed and defeated by his (Krishna's) arrangements).
"Alright Prabhu."

"This is the beginning of an unknown leela." Vishnu stated.
"Oho! Why this suspense! You shouldn't hide your leelas from anyone!" Shiv added.
"Shivi, soon everyone will know." Vishnu chuckled.
"Vish, stop with your pranks!"
"This is not a prank Shivi. You know what Shivi. I don't want to speak to you." Vishnu folded his arms.
"Why? What did I do? This is what I don't understand."
"Shivi. I mean Shivshankar. If you don't like how I plan out my leelas, then..."
"Then?" Shiva asks.Then..." Vishnu added.
"Arguing with Shivi is very hard. He's Shivi." Vishnu thought.
"Vishi tell me!"
"Then I will just not work with you three." Vishnu
"Viissh! What on earth have I done to you."
"You ate my makkhan! And also you don't like my leelas."
"Oh Krishna! I have never touched your makkhan. And I haven't said anything about your leelas! I cherish them. But stop with the suspense."
"The suspense is the flavouring and the fragrance! Like how you have the fragrance of my makkhan in your breath!"
"Vishi. Do I eat makkhan." Shiv showed a straight face.
"I'm upset with you. Makkhan chor." Vishnu folded his arms again.
"Krishna, you're the original makkhan chor." Shiva said.
"Hey what is this? You all can't fight." Aniruddh became puzzled.
"Bhaiyaa! But you love lord Shiva. He's your Aradhya." Lakshman adds.
"Yea Laksh. But I'm upset with my Aradhya." Vishnu replied.
"Vishi, you know what! I also don't want to speak to you." Shiva declared.
"Tatagad, what is going on with them?" Akshobhya asks Buddha.
"I don't know. It's maybe their leelas. There's nothing I can do." Buddha said.
"But Siddhartha you have stopped wars." Akshobhya whined.
"This is not a war. It's a leela."
"Jesus." Akshobhya called.
"I don't want to get myself into their drama." Jesus replied.

"Jesus." Vishnu called
"Here we go." Jesus sighed. "Vish?"
Tell Shiva to tell them that it was just a leela." Vishnu said.
"Buddha. Tell Narayan to tell them for himself." Shiva added.
"Wait! That was just a play?!" Lakshman exclaimed.
"Hahaha!" Vishnu and Shiva burst into laughter.
"O my Shivi!" Vishnu laughed. "Their faces were so hilarious."
"Buddha." Akshobhya turned to him. But Buddha began to laugh, along with Jesus.
"You four are true leeladhars." Aniruddh chuckled. "You have scared us!"
"What kind of plan is that, bhaiyaa." Lakshman asks.
"The only way to outsmart Charan and his parasites. I mean his followers." Vishnu chuckled. "I think I should really act as myself for Ramleela. Or act in a movie."
"Narayan. You want to become Shahrukh Khan?" Buddha chuckled.
"Haha."
"Tomorrow we will show our leelas. And that will make them believe that we're on their side." Shiva said. "I can't reveal any more."
"See, Shivi is using suspense. He's the Natkhat." Vishnu adds. "I can't believe you, Shivi."
"Vish! No more pranks!"
"You both are soo cute." Aniruddh laughed.
"Ok, we're heading home. Bye Prabhu!"
"Don't go yet!" Vishnu demands. "It's unsafe. This uncle seems to be a computer uncle. Tracking people! Am I right, Shivi?"
"Yea." Shiv adds.
Thereafter, a snake slithered inside, from under space in the door.
"Snake!" Aniruddh froze.
"Bhaiya." Lakshman fainted.
"Laksh!" Vishnu held onto him. "What is wrong with you."
When the three were not looking, Vasuki morphed into a man.
"Pranam lord Shankar." Vasuki bowed. "Pranam Prabhu Narayan. Pranam Anointed One, and Pranam Gautama."
"Kalyan ho." The four said.
"Hey who are you?" Lakshman opened his eyes.
"Vasuki." Vasuki smiled.
"How are you Vasuki?" Shiva asks.
"I'm good, Lord."
"Hey Vasu. Where's your bhaiya." Vishnu asks.
"He's busy in Ksheer Sagaram." Vasuki says. "But he said that he may pay you a visit some time. And stay until Janmashtami."
"What!! Shesha is too Natkhat. He only discussed this with his brother. Just to surprise me!" Vishnu cheered. "Oh my."
"I have just realised, Dau is staying for Janmashtami just to pinch my cheeks and tease me." Vishnu thought.
"So you're Vasuki?!" Aniruddh asks. "The one who lord Shiva wears around his neck?!!"
"Yes. One and only Vasuki."
"And where did the snake go?" Lakshman began to cold sweat.
"Laksh relax! You're cold sweating. And Vasuki is the snake you saw." Vishnu replied.
"Huh?"
"Well Naagraj. I guess you have to show our guests." Shiva said.
"Yes Prabhu." Vasuki morphed into his snake form, and took his rightful place around lord Shiva's neck.
"Waaaww!!!" The three exclaimed.
"He's really Naagraj!!"
"Vasuki, please take them home safely." Shiva requests.
"Of course Prabhu." Vasuki clasps his hands, and left with Akshobhya and they.

Other than the deities, Aniruddh and friends also had a plan. So next morning, the three were working in the kitchen, as they were pretending to be dedicated to Charan's service. Charan however was sorting out false papers and passports to flee to America along with the five.
"Pranam Swamiji. Swamiji, Akshobhya and they are really into their job! They're working very hard." Shastri announced. "We ha e succeeded with our plans!"
"Shastri.. why are you so--"
"Brilliant?" Shastri asks.
"No. Foolish." Charan replied. "You couldn't properly insert a microchip!!!! I lost connection!!!"
"But Swami, I placed it in correctly."
"Quiet! I have a new focus." Charan raised up the papers. "Now put it back in the drawer. I really miss my old room. That Ganga had thrown me out of my room."
"Haha!" Guna laughed.
"What are you laughing at, Guna?!"
"No Prabhu, not haha. I mean Ha Ha. As in yes yes. It's a fact Prabhu, that Mata kicked you out of her room. And severed all ties with you."
"Accha." Charan adds
"Little did you know, Charan. Is that I'm pretending to be your follower so that I can get some free food." Guna thought.

Later on, Charan went to Meenakshi and Ariadne's room to once again taunt them.
"Hey darlings." Charan stood by the door.
"Have I told you to not enter our room. Ari where's the stick?!" Meenakshi asked.
"Not yet, Meenu." Ariadne laughed.
"Ok fineee." Meenakshi adds.
"Why do you want to hit me, dear?" Charan asks.
"Because you're a Rakshas." Meenakshi replied.
"How? I'm kindhearted." Charan said.
"First Google the meaning of kindhearted!" Ariadne stated.
"Anyways uncle, you're very old and boring. Let's play a game!" Meenakshi suggests. "My family used to play ludo to make my Naniji feel young."
"Come on uncle! Sit on the floor." Ariadne demanded.
"Why?"
"Because your body will meet with my stick!" Meenakshi said.
"Ok ok, I'm sitting." Charan sat with no hesitation.
"This game is called Sankhya!" Meenakshi added. "Each of us will take turns to count with our eyes closed. But while doing that, we have to wear headphones."
"But Meenu. Who would go first?"
"Well Ari. Our greatest guest can go first. He's very great and also intelligent." Meenakshi replied.
"Yes Charan can go first."
"Sure! Why not." Charan adds.
"Ok close your eyes, and count to 500. Don't peak!"
"Alright." Charan did what they said. "That's easy!!"
Charan was ready, but the only thing he could have heard was the loud music in his ears. So Meenakshi had to give him a signal to start.
"1....." Charan started. "2....3.....4..."
"Charan is so foolish." Ariadne whispered.
"Heehee. Let's run." Meenakshi whispered.
After they successfully exited, Meenakshi and Ariadne bumped into someone.

"Gangaji?" Both became surprised.
"What are you doing out here? This Charan would find you and capture you again."
"Gangaji, we have outsmarted him." Ariadne replies.
"He's busy counting with his eyes closed." Meenakshi laughed.
"Hey shh!" Ganga warned.
"He's wearing headphones. "And I have told him to count to 500." Meenakshi adds.
"Come to my room. We can't escape just yet." Ganga says. "Charan has CCTV cameras."
"Oh."
"But Gangaji? Why are you wearing white?" Meenakshi asks.
"What if she wants to wear white, Meenu? Let's go." Ariadne asks.
"Oho Ari. Widows wear white." Meenakshi said.
"I have severed ties with Charan, by breaking my Suhag. That Charan is dead to me. Anyways, let's run to my room!!" Ganga requests.

Later on, when they left for Ganga's room, Lakshman and they went upstairs to look for their friends. But surprisingly, when they opened the door, they found Charan on the floor with his eyes closed and counting.
"Oh my." Aniruddh whispered.
"Maybe some new type of yoga." Lakshman said.
"Let's don't disturb him." Akshobhya whispers then he closed the door.
"But where are they?" Lakshman asks. "I miss Meenu."
"Arre Laksh. What was that." Aniruddh smiled.
"I meant, I miss both of them." Lakshman replied.
"Accha." Akshobhya chuckled.
"I hope they're safe, wherever they are. Let's go downstairs and wait for the deities." Aniruddh suggests.

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