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Later that day, the deities arrived outside Charan's darbar and greeted by the followers with some drama. But since Charan and his followers know their names, the four kept their names as Shivshankar, Vishnu, Jeshua and Siddhartha.
"Shivi! I'm going to Charan! At least he doesn't eat other people's makkhan." Vishnu walked off and Shiv followed him
"What makkhan, Vish. I haven't eaten any makkhan."
"Now you're taking my dialogue, Shivi. Hmm." Vishnu dramatized.
"And you're taking my idea, Vish!" Shiv sdds.
"What idea Shivi. Hey Prabhu!" Vishnu face palmed himself.
"Yes Vishi. Tell me." Shiva smiled.
"Prabhu! You're very confusing." Vishnu stated.
"I have said that I would join Charan, and now you want to do the same." Shiv replied.
"Oh right Shivi. And then you said go ahead." Vishnu smiled.
"Go ahead? When did I say that!"
"Just now." Vishnu chuckled.
"And also Vishi, you have also told me to go ahead with my plans." Shiv gave that famous smile.
"Accha?! Go ahead with YOUR plans?!"
"See! You just said it! Ok Vishi, even though I'm still upset with you, let's both meet with Charan. And he will solve the problem." Shiv said.
"Oho, bhaiyo. At least go into the darbar." Siddhartha laughed.
"You're just outside quarreling with one another." Jeshua adds.
"Hey." Rajan confronted them. "So you want to see, Swamiji. I'm his follower Rajan.
"Pranam. I'm Vishnu." Vishnu warmly smiled.
"Hi Vishnu." Rajan replied.
"Vishnu? But Rajan. My name is Krishna." Vishnu said.
"But."
"Aditi Daiva Bhava, Rajan! My name is only Achyuta." Vishnu adds.
"Achyuta? Are you sure."
"Bhai sahab, where did you get that name? My name is Govind."
"Now Govind?!!" Rajan became puzzled.
"Haha. It's Venkateshwara." Vishnu smiled. "Or Rama if you wish."
"Venkatesh? Rama?"
"Ravan. I mean Rajan. My name is Narayan only."
"Oho bhai!! Make up your mind! What is your name!!" Rajan asks.
"Vishnu. What else? You have poor memory. Anyways, those other names are also mine. Here's my ID card." Vishnu said.
"Remarkable, his ID card says that he has 1008+ names. Even according to the region of the country." Rajan thought.
"According to the avatar too." Vishnu smiled. "Ok hold on, I think you want more proof, let me call Bhishma."
(Hint: Bhishma said part of the Vishnu Sahasranaam).
"Vishi! While you do so, I'm going to look for Charan!!" Shiv walked off.
"Shivi?!" Vishnu pursued him.
"Hai Ram. I need to get some medicine for my headache." Rajan said.
"Ram just left." Siddhartha said.
"I can heal your headache if you wish." Jeshua added.
"No! I mean, I will manage." Rajan walked away,
"Strange. People used to plead to me just to heal them. But he ran away." Jeshua laughed.
"Oho true. Some people even went through the roof to meet you." Siddhartha chuckled.
"That's it."
"Charan has some weird followers." Siddhartha stated
"Let's go meet up with Vish and Shiv."
"Charan uncleee!!!! Charan uncleee!!" Vishnu called.
"Come downstairs and see who came!!" Shiva adds.
"Don't listen to Vish!"
"First don't listen to Shivi!"
"Look who's here!!" Shiv exclaimed.
"Prabhu?!" Aniruddh entered.
"Bhaiya." Lakshman smiled.
"Oh Mahadev! They're messing up my name again. My name is Vishnu only." Vishnu adds, then winked at them.
"Accha." The three laughed.
"Bhaiya." Lakshman whispered. "Charan is upstairs,"
"Well call your baba, Lakshman. Why are you staring as if you saw Surpankha." Vishnu requested.
"Bhaiya." Lakshman whined. "I'm going bhaiya."
"And we will spectate." Aniruddh and Akshobhya laughed.
Meanwhile Charan opened his eyes after counting.
"Meenakshi?! Ariadne?!! T..they....they escaped. Oh my!!!!" Charan panicked. "Have they left the ashram?!! No! They couldn't! I must get them!"
Thereafter when he exited, he saw Aniruddh and they.
"Baba, you are awake?" Akshobhya asks. "From your meditation."
"I wasn't meditating! I was tricked." Charan replied.
"By who?" Aniruddh's question made Charan jump out his skin.
"No Balak, how would that happen." He faked a smile. "And who would?"
"But you have just said that you were tricked. Anyways, baba. You have guests, and they're asking for you." Lakshman said.
"I see. Guests." Charan thought. "They must be those four! It must be Ariadne's and Meenakshi's plan to meet them and then escape from the ashram!"
"Aniruddh, are they Vasudev, Siddhant, Rafaai and Gaurav?" Charan asks.
"No, their names are Vishnu, Jeshua, Shivshankar and Siddhartha." Aniruddh replied. "They want you to become their guru."
"Oh really!" Charan smiled. "Haha! Ok. Let's go."
"But who were you looking for, baba?"
"No one, no one."
Thereafter when Charan went downstairs, he saw Vishnu lying on his seat in Sheshashayana pose.
"Arre! Charan uncle." Vishnu stood up.
"Vish! Back off." Shiv demanded.
"Charan uncle!!" Vishnu waved.
"Vishi, stop!" Shiv held on to his arms.
"Shiv-ii. Let go." Vishnu tried to escape from his grip.
"What's going on here?" Charan asks.
"Our friends are fighting, obviously." Siddhartha adds.
"Make them stop." Jeshua requests. "I was loosing sleep."
"Forget about the sleep, Jeshua. I was loosing dhyaan time." Siddhartha complained.
"You two!" Charan called Vishnu and Shiv.
"Pranam, Charan. My name is Shivshankar." Shiv happily introduced himself. "And this is my friend Vishnu. He's bit of a handful. Haha!"
"Um Shivi, what is that supposed to mean." Vishnu rolled his eyes.
"That you're a handful!!" Shiv said. "Anyways. I want to become your assistant.
"No no. I want to! More than Shivi." Vishnu stated.
"Waw!" Charan laughed. "But why are you two fighting?"
"Because Shivi was just being....Shivi." Vishnu folded his arms.
"And...and Vish was just being. You know, Vish." Shiv adds.
"Vishi, why is it so hard to argue with you!" Shiv laughed through his mind.
"Prabhu, I have been holding back my laughter for the longest while. You're soo cute Shivi💖." Vishnu replied through his mind.
"Your leelas are so great, Prabhu." Shiv thought.
"Heehee, not as great as yours Prabhu." Vishnu thought. "What do you say, friend. Should we stress out Charan?"
"Of course Sakha! I want to see his face!" Shiv laughed.
"What are you thinking of, Vishi!" Shiv asks.
"Same thing you're thinking Shivi!" Vishnu replied. "Shivi had wet me with water while I was sleeping!"
"But I thought you love sleeping underwater. You're Jalashayana, right!" Shiv said.
"Shivi, only in monsoon time and summer." Vishnu whispered.
"How can someone sleep underwater?" Charan asked.
"What have you done Shivi. Now he knows my secret."
(Fun fact in exchange students context: Whenever Shiv pours water on a sleeping Vishnu, he remains sleeping. But whenever Vishnu pours water on Shiv while he's sleeping, he says "Kalyan ho" in his sleep).
"So what, Vishi?! I don't want to water Vishnu like a plant. Ok Charan, this is what Vishi did! He had drank my milk, and turn the rest into makkhan! Doesn't he know I love milk." Shiv adds. "I had to buy more milk from the supermarket! And these days prices are rising. Things are getting expensive. If I didn't want to live as a normal teenage Manushya, I would have brought Gaumata with me."
"Gaumata?" Charan wondered.
"Oho Charan. Every Gau is Gaumata! Why don't you understand?" Vishnu stated.
"Look! Let's finish this argument, Vishi. Let's go, Siddhartha! And follow Charan." Shiv grabbed Siddhartha's hand.
"Huh?" Siddhartha came out from his stoicism. "Sorry. I was in Sunyata state. What was going on?"
(Hint: Sunyata is a state of nothingness in Buddhist meditation.)
"We were going to follow Charan." Shiv winked.
"Oh right. Yes let's follow him."
"Jeshua! Won't you show me around! You were a cook here once, right?!" Vishnu grabbed Jeshua's hand. "You were on fire that day! That was the day, when the food didn't finish, J!....because you multiplied them."
"Wait, I don't remember him." Charan said.
"Charan." Jeshua sternly called. "You're in denial. And it doesn't suit you."
"He have gotten serious, all of a sudden." Vishnu thought. "Good strategy, J!"
"But??" Charan tried to stop him.
"Let's go J." Vishnu walked off with Jeshua.
"What kind of guests are these. They have strange personalities." Charan thought.
"Don't think to much, Charan." Siddhartha requests. "Come on, let's do Sunyata."
"And then we will learn Kundalini awakening." Shiv cheerfully said. "First there's pranayam we must practice."
"My Chakras are already awaken!!" Charan yelled.
"Well it has to clean." Shiv stated. "Siddhartha, any remedies on your end. You have to practice Sunyata, so that means Siddhartha is also your guru."
"Now take a seat." Siddhartha ordered. "My Japanese followers use garlic juice to clean their Chakras."
"Garlic juice?!!" Charan twisted his face.
"Guru Adiyogi. What do you suggest?" Siddhartha asks Shiv.
"Hmm....a herbal drink."
Luckily Charan has two yoga gurus! So now both had secretly manifested the cups with the prescribed drinks.
"Here Charan!"
"Here, take a drink."
"Maiyaaa!!" Charan screamed in his mind.
On the other side, Aniruddh, Lakshman and Akshobhya were stiffling with laughter.
Meanwhile, Vishnu and Jeshua went into Charan's room, to get the fake papers and contracts. But then Rajan, Shastri, Vinod and Satya spotted them.
"Hey! Who are you!!" Vinod asked.
"Haha. Who are we?" Vishnu chuckled.
"Well he's known as Mahadaityakalam." Jeshua introduced Vishnu.
"And he's anointed." Vishnu introduced Jeshua.
"And according to my experience. You're all Daityas because you're all living in a delusion." Vishnu sternly says, then pulled out his mace. "You have supported adharm. I have told your guru that ignorance leads to madness, and now I have seen that you were ignorant of your own actions."
"Didn't I say, you will get punished if you hurt my children. Now your time of punishment have arrived." Jeshua says.
"What a dialogue! You two!" Vinod laughed.
"No one can hurt or defeat us!!" Satya added.
"Vinod." Vishnu chuckled. "You're laughing at our dialogue. But you have just said the dialogue of Hiranyakashipu, Hiranyaksh, Kans, Madhu and Kaitabh. But they were slain because of their wicked nature and intentions."
Moreover, when they tried to tackle them, Vishnu hit them with his mace and Jeshua tied them up with a rope. Fortunately, the two have gotten the papers, so they exited and locked the door.
"I will call the asylum for Charan." Vishnu laughed.
"And I'll see how things are going with Shiv and Siddhartha."
"Yea, carry the papers. Shiv have just informed me about something." Vishnu says.
"Haha, you both and your telepathy." Jeshua smiled.
"I had enough of this so called Chakra healing!" Charan lost all patience. "W...who are you all?!!"
"Your followers. But also your gurus." Siddhartha smiled. "A teacher should be a disciple first, so we made you our disciples. I was a shishya of AnarKalam and Rishi kaundinya before I became Buddha."
"Before you became who??" Charan became startled.
"I'm Jagat guru, but I have become the disciples of my son Kartikeya." Shiv returned with a platter of burning coals, camphor and agarbatti. "My son explained Om so beautifully. That's why his name is Subramanya."
"Heh???" Charan exclaimed.
"Oh my. I cried on that day." Vishnu appeared after making the phone call. "It was precious💖🌹😢."
"A great guru is first a shishya." Shiv stated. "Now here are some incense. It's good to smoke out the bhavan once in a while."
Jeshua afterwards entered with the papers, which had caused Charan's jaw to drop in shock.
"Charan!" Jeshua acted surprised and deliberately dropped the papers.
One the other side, when Shiv was walking without paying attention, he tripped and the incense fell and burnt the papers.
"Nooooo!!!!!!!!!" Charan screamed, when seeing his false papers in flames. "All my work!!!!!!!! You four are non other than my enemies! I won't spare you! I'm going to flee from here!"
"Vishi!"
"Shivi!"
"HariHara time!!!" Vishnu and Shiva exclaimed, then they tied up Charan's hands.
"And sit right here!" Shiv held onto him.
"I thought you both were upset with each other!"
"Nothing in these fourteen realms can separate us!" Shiv stated.
"We will always have each other's back!" Vishnu adds.
"True! Our friendship will never fade." Jeshua adds.
"Despite being eras long." Siddhartha smiled.
In a matter of time, the psychiatrists came and insisted to carry Charan along with them.
"Take care of him. He's a very dangerous uncle." Vishnu said.
"He thinks he's Bhagwan. And he has kidnapped and robbed many people." Shiva says. "He has a very rare sickness."
"Don't worry. We will give him the best treatment. And we have have injections too." The psychiatrist said.
"Injections!!! Nooo! I'm terrified of needles!!" Charan exclaimed.
"Don't worry. It's just three inches."
"Doctorji. Uncle Charan's veins and capillaries are so underneath the layers of his skin that it's almost hard to find. I think five inches will do the trick." Jeshua requested.
"No! No!!" Charan exclaimed.
"His allies are tied up in the room. They're also crazy, so go find them." Siddhartha requests.
"Sure. Anyways, who are you four?"
"Vasudev Krishna."
"Gaurav Mahadevan."
"Siddhant Gautam."
"Rafaai Nazarene."
"You all did good. We won't let them escape."
When Charan and his followers went to the madhouse, Aniruddh, Akshobhya and Lakshman fell at the deities feet.
"We thank you!!"
"You're our saviours!"
"Bhaiya thank you!"
"See, I have burnt the magic contract, like Tripurasur." Shiv chuckled. "Just to save my beautiful creations."
"Bhaiya! You're truly leeladhar." Lakshman remarked.
"Bholenath." Meenakshi called.
"Meena." Shiv smiled.
"Bholenath!!!!" Meenakshi touched his feet and hugged him tightly. "I missed you!!!"
"I was always with you, Meena." Shiv embraced her.
"You are Shiv." Meenakshi clasped her hands. "You're the source of my strength
"Dear, are you ok?"
"Yes Prabhu!"
"Lord." Ariadne clasped her hands. "Lord."
"Come dear." Jesus hugged her. "No one will harm you, Thygatéra."
"Thank lord."
"Meenu!! I missed you!" Lakshman says.
"I missed you all as well!"
"How are you Ari?"
"I'm great now. But you all were captured by Charan too?" Ariadne asks.
"Yea." Akshobhya added.
"But not anymore."
"We had sent him to the asylum!" Vishnu laughed.
"Perfect place for crazy people like him."
RADHEKRISHNRK -- where have you gone...I miss you😐
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