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WIRED Interview Transcript
Warren Liberato & Elliot Bleil Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions

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"Superhuman Blueprint" stars Warren Liberato and Elliot Bleil team up offscreen to take on the WIRED Autocomplete Interview and answer the internet's most searched questions about themselves. What is Warren Liberato's real name? Is Elliot Bleil really left handed? Warren and Elliot answers these questions and more!

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⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Hey everyone, I'm Liberato Warren.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ And I'm— [Laughs] Oh, we're going with that, are we?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Hm? Wait, I thought we already discussed this. Nope, wait... that was a dream. I dreamed of you.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Bro. [Holds hand to heart] I dream of you all the time, too.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Bro. [Slings an arm around Elliot] [Smiles into camera] This here is my good buddy Bleil Elliot!

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ It's weird, I know.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Weird? I thought your name was German.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Bursts out laughing]

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Autocomplete suggests the most common searches on the internet

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ We're doing— Oh man, okay, I can't breathe. We're doing a WIRED autocomplete inter-few.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Interview.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Interview! That's what I said! I said— You know what...? Don't come after me like that, man.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Rolls his eyes at the camera] [Smiles] He didn't say that.

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So WIRED asked the cast of Superhuman Blueprint some of the internet's burning questions

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Holds up board of questions] Oh boy, I'm sweating. Usually I'm the one asking Google so many things.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Oh, yeah. It's the only thing that got me through high school. That and the High School Musical soundtrack.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Sputters on laughter] [Coughs] Do you wanna... are you gonna rip the paper thingies off or should I?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Oh! I don't know. I guess... yeah, let's take turns or something. You rip first and I'll read.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Hell yeah. Tag team. Okay, okay, here we go... [Starts ripping paper off first question]

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Alright, here we go. Not nervous for you at all. [Rubs hands together] Is Elliot Bleil... from Germany?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Oh, hey! Good start. Uh... no, actually, I am not from Germany. I was born and raised in Ithaca, New York. [Snaps fingers] My mom, though, she's from Germany. So I'm half German! She taught me the language while I was growing up, so I'm, uh, flattered that people out there think my German on... I guess Stranger Things was good enough for me to sound native? And shout out to my mom! You made me look cool.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ That is cool. [Warren raises a fist up] Bilingual bros.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Connects his fist with Warren's] [Both make explosion sound effects upon impact]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Sneezes]

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Bless you. [Smiles]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Sneezes] [Grins at Warren] Thanks, man.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Yawns] Does anyone have any coffee? Oh, there's a secret button I can press under this seat that makes it magically fall from the ceiling, you say? [Camera crew laughs] No?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ What? [Jolts upwards in his seat] I don't think that's how that [Sneezes] works.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Bless you. And what, you don't have one of those at your place?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ You do?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Pouts at Elliot] Oh, you're so cute. [Rips off paper from next question] Okay! Is Elliot Bleil on...

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Stranger Things? Uh, yeah! Yeah, I am. I play the character of Thorn Dillon-Holman in season one and the upcoming season two of the show and... yeah, it's been awesome! Thorn and I are so alike despite our different backgrounds so it was, uh, cool to see this character I put so much of myself into come together nicely onscreen. [Snaps fingers] And hey... if you liked me on Stranger Things, you can catch me as Charlie Hayer alongside Warren's character Andrew McCannon in our movie, Superhuman Blueprint. [Pulls finger guns] [Winks at camera]

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Ayeee. Nice promo.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Wait, I thought it was your twin brother who played Thorn?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Shrugs] For all you know, I am the twin brother.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ The plot thickens... [Looks into the camera] All this and more answered in Stranger Things season two.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ God. [Chuckles]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Phew. [Sighs] [Swipes back of hand across forehead] Man... how many more of these things are there?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Dude! You've literally only answered two questions!

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ God, it's just so much. I can't even remember if I had breakfast this morning and people are already asking me for my life's story.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Coughs on laughter]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Chuckling] No, okay, alright, um... Is Elliot Bleil... [Rips off paper] really left handed? Oh, okay! That's a surprise. I wasn't really expecting people to be asking that so much.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ He is a leftie.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Yeah, I am! Funny story, actually: Matt and Ross Duffer — the two creators of Stranger Things — they wrote a line into the script about Thorn being left handed, and at first you think it's just, like, "Oh, look at Thorn, he's so quirky!" but really it's symbolism for how literally everything bad that ever happens to him happens on the left side of his body where his dominant hand is and—

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Spoilers, dude!

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Oh shi— (CENSORED) Was all of that a spoiler? Can I say that? I mean, it's almost been a year, right? No? Ah, man. Well... fu— (CENSORED)

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⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Who's turn is it to... who did the rippy thingy last?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Uh... [Blinks rapidly] I thought you were keeping track of that?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ What? No! Why did we think this was a good idea? We're both terrible at keeping track of things! [Looks into camera] We have no concept of time. Don't trust us with anything, literally ever.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Cringes] It's true. We met up at seven this morning with a false sense of security and still managed to be twenty minutes late to this interview. [Cups hands to mouth] [Shouts to camera crew offscreen] WE'RE STUPID AND SORRY!

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Cups hands to mouth] [Shouts to camera crew offscreen] AND QUEER!

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Chokes]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Is Elliot Bleil... [Rips paper off next question] okay? [Laughs]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Coughs] What the sh— (CENSORED) [Chuckles] Do people really ask this that often?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Man, it's probably because your character on Stranger Things is always getting screwed over.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Who, Thorn? Pfft! [Waves hand dismissively] I'm sure he's fine! [Stares hard into camera] But the question is... am I okay?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Sits back in his seat] [Raises an eyebrow at Elliot] Are you? Okay, I mean?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Grins] Uh... no.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Drops board of questions] SH— (CENSORED) Ow!

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Dude!

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Struggles to pick up board from the floor] What? The corners of this thing are like daggers, man!

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Well hold sti— Hey!

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Bites the air close by Elliot's arm] Get back. Don't touch it.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Then hold still! Stop being an attention whore and let me answer my last question.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ God! [Warren gapes at the camera] So aggressive today...

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Yeah, it's the sexual tension in the atmosphere. I can't focus.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Bursts out laughing]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Steals board away from Warren] [Grins] Alright, alright... Is Elliot Bleil... [Rips paper off last question] a Taurus? Huh...

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ What? That can't be right. Aren't you a Scorpio?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ No, I'm Elliot. [Throws board of questions behind him]

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Fu— (CENSORED)[Chokes on laughter]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Holds up new card] I wonder what Google has to say about you.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Oh, my turn?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Yeah, your turn. There might be some pressure to uh, do better than me. [Looks pointedly at camera] Which is impossible, by the way.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Stares into camera] [Shakes head] This bit— (CENSORED)

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Laughs]

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Okay. [Swats Elliot's arm] Is Warren Liberato...

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Rips paper off first question] From... Georgia? Oh!

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Oh. Uh... I'm from Portland, Oregon, actually. But I was raised in Doven, Georgia after my family moved there when I was... I think, maybe around three or something?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Short and sweet.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Yeah, you know. Birth, life, death... [Screws up paper into a ball and lobs it across the room] Not much else to say. Next question?

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Is it weird that I'm worried for you? Is that just me?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Oh Jesus. You say that as if you know something I don't!

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Hey, man! I've seen the fanfictions about you out there, okay, and some of them get seriously weird.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Oh my God. [Bursts out laughing] You've seen them or you've read them?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Uh... [Holds hand up] No personal questions, please. [Rips paper off next question without looking]

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Jesus Christ. [Sputters on laughter] [Coughs] Is Warren Liberato... single? Oof. Someone's eager.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Tea.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Chuckles] Hmm... yeah, I don't know. I'm currently seeing someone. You might not have heard of them before, but, uh... they're this really obscure person named Elliot Bleil—

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Oh my God. [Bursts out laughing along with the camera crew]

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Uh, no! No, that's a lie. I have a girlfriend. Amara Belmonte, my co-star from Fragments, which was actually the first movie either of us ever worked on. Super talented music artist too, God. And she's awesome.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Sorry ladies and gents.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ And Elliot.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ I am... [Pinches fingers together] this close to kicking your ass.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ But you're so tiny.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ We're the same height!

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Smiles] [Pinches Elliot's cheek] Teeny tiny baby boy...

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Oh my Go—

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⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Fails to rip paper off next question] Eh... [Rips paper off]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Suppressing laughter] When did Warren Liberato start... Uh, what does that say? You didn't rip the thingy proper— Oh, okay, there we go. [Clears throat] When did Warren Liber-I-Forget start dating his girlfriend?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ What? [Glances down at board of questions] Oh man. People are really curious, huh? Should I be flattered?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Scared.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Scared! [Laughs] Um, okay, yeah. I guess I'm digging my own grave here by answering this then, but uh... Amara and I started dating almost... Yeah, no, it's coming up on three years ago now. Our first date was still during production of Fragments. We were doing a few reshoots at that point, and we'd known each other for a few months and so we just kind of... I don't know. Hit it off?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ He's paraphrasing.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ I'm— Oh, am I now?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Yeah, man. [Glances towards camera crew] You should hear him at parties. This guy never shuts up about Amara. He has no filter! He talked to Ryan Reynolds about her once, and Warren almost fainted after he called them 'cute'.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Blushing] Shut up!

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ It's true! [Elliot swats away Warren's raising fist] Warren is so in love with Amara and Ryan Reynolds, I swear, it's all true!

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Coughs] Yikes. Don't use that clip. [Rips paper off question]

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ What is... Warren Liberato's real name? Oop, yep. There it is.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Sits back] Huh... Woah woah woah. What is your real name? Do you like, have another one? Y'know, other than Liberato Warren, of course.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ I uh... [Chuckles] Yeah, um... Liberato is actually not my real surname. My real surname is Laureano.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ It is?!

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Yeah, man! Someone tweeted at me last year with this picture from— I don't know, I think it was their older sibling's yearbook or something. And there was this photo of this guy smiling, like, really big and stupid and this person was wondering if it was me, but they weren't quite sure because of the different surname. And everyone was tweeting back like, "Yeah, that's him! That's gotta be!"

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ So it was you? Not some doppelgänger or something?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Yeah, no, it was me. Warren Laureano, class of twenty-thirteen. Tell you what, though, I looked so stupid in that photo, I knew it had to be me.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Laughs] Oh my God, I didn't know that. [Pouts at the camera] I'm such a fake friend!

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Shrugs] He kind of is. [Looks pointedly at camera and silently mouths to it] He isn't.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Holds board up] Okay okay. What do you think the last question is gonna be? Something really weird, or something really really weird?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ I'm gonna go with really really. Probably about how to go on a date with you or something. I see the article headlines now... [Flourishes hands in the air] "How To Date Warren Liberato..."

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ How to— [Laughs] Is that it? Is that your prediction, or are you asking for yourself?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Both.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Laughs]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Okay. Here, gimme— [Takes board from Warren] I'll do it. How did Warren Liberato... [Rips paper off next question] learn to throw knives? [Sits back] God! You know, this question makes you sound like a serial killer?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Oh Jesus. [Bursts out laughing] Yeah! Yeah, that's um... a very specific question. But I assume people are asking because of my character Bellamy? Is that right? [Looks to crew offscreen for confirmation] Yeah? Yeah. Uh... well, for Fragments there was a five week training course me and some of the actors went through which involved a lot of combat, like sword fighting and boxing and parkour. And I just remember throwing and learning tricks with knives all the time because it had to be perfect, and I liked doing my own stunts because it brought an element of authenticity to Bellamy's character, and he's the realest guy out there, so... yeah. Practise, I guess. And basic safety! [Points at camera] Don't play with knives, kids.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Blinks at Warren] You mean to tell me you didn't stab someone's eye out on set at least once?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Almost.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Laughs] Almost!

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Yeah, my own! Honestly, I don't know why anyone trusted me with sharp objects. I was so stupid! I walked onto set my first day of shooting, and my director, he goes, "Hey, man... can you by chance throw knives? Because Bellamy, you know, he's supposed to be really really good at that," and I said "Hell no," and he comes back to me like, "Great. You're doing it anyway." And I was just... [Chuckles] "Sure! Screw it! I'm a pro now!"

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ So everything you did onscreen with knives, that was all real?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Yeah, like, ninety percent of the time? Definitely not the stabbing parts, that's for sure. I uh, don't remember anyone or anything dying on set, so... [Looks worriedly into camera] please don't call the cops on me.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Or do. Surprise him.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Grabs board of questions handed to him]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Oh! Another one?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Yeah. This one's got both our names on it for double the fun.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Oh good. Consider me terrified. [Cringes] [Peaks through one eye] What does the first question say?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ I don't know yet. [Looks down at board] How did Warren Liberato and Elliot Bleil...

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Rips paper off first question] Meet? Aw. [Looks at Warren] [Bats eyelashes at him] How did we first meet, sweetheart?

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Smiles] [Rolls eyes at Elliot and looks into camera] We get asked this every now and again. A lot of people might not know this, but we actually met a few months before we started filming our movie together. A mutual friend of ours introduced us almost... [Looks at Elliot] What was it, two years ago now? Yeah, no, it's definitely been two years.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Nods] Yep. [Points into camera] Shout out to our girl Scout.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Shoutout to Scout! [Blows kiss] I don't know why you put up with us, but... thanks for not strangling us both in our sleep.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Or while we're awake.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Okay. What is...

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Rips paper off next question] Superhuman Blueprint...

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ About? Uh...

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Well—

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ No! [Puts hand on Warren's chest] I don't trust you. You'll spoil everything. [Looks into camera] Good question! Superhuman Blueprint [Swats away Warren's raising fist] follows six kids in high school. Uh, five of whom are trying to get into their dream colleges by inventing a totally new element they call CDP—

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ That's Chromium Distellophane, if you wanna sound super smart like our characters are. [Winks into camera] Which... smart I am not.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Supresses laughter] [Turns head away] Right. [Laughs] That. Anyway, they test out their invention one night to show the main character of the story how it works, only something goes wrong and the whole thing totally backfires and unleashes an airborne form of CDP which, uh... [Chuckles] does not look good for them in the morning when everyone wakes up totally unscathed, but... here's the catch: Now they have superpowers and the government may or may not be after them.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ But, uh, you'll just have go see the movie and find out what happens next for yourself. [Finger guns] Forever plug.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ After this, I never want to hear my own name ever again. Or yours. This is just so much for one day.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ You offend me.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Your face offends me.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Stares at Elliot]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Stares at Warren]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ So anyways [Turns away from Elliot] [Looks down at board] that was really gay.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Bursts out laughing] We're gonna end up on Tumblr for this.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Coughs] [Chokes on laughter] Gosh, just hurry up and read the [Coughs] [Chuckles] next question.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Okay, okay. [Sits up straighter] [Looks at board] Warren Liberato and Elliot Bleil...

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Rips off paper]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ YouTube channel? Oh God, no... First of all, that's not even a real formatted question. And second of all [Glares at Warren] it's not even your freaking channel!

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ True. [Laughs] Then again, you use me as clickbait.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Shi— (CENSORED) You're right. You're so bait-able though.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Purses lips] Mm, I don't know if that's a compliment or—

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Slaps hand over Warren's face] [Looks into camera] Anyways, if you're really that curious, my YouTube channel is called 'Elliot dot Bleil'. And yes, the dot is purposeful, and yes, it's the same way for my Instagram and Twitter handles, too. I like confusing people.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Shoves Elliot's hand away] [Laughing] Go watch his videos from 2009 onwards. Fetus Elliot doing skits and lip syncing to Britney Spears is the best thing you'll ever see, I promi—

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ No! [Jabs Warren in the gut with a hand] Never mind. Don't look me up. Don't even subscribe. It's awful!

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ [Grabs Elliot in a headlock] [Grins] Subscribe to Elliot dot Bleil now or the loser dies!

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Laughing] [Attempts to get free] No! Subscribe to WIRED right now instead! [Struggles] We still owe them for being late to the interview!

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Aw, buddy. [Hugs Elliot while keeping him in a headlock] [Pats Elliot's head] You're so selfless and untainted by society.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ [Gives up trying to get free] [Pouts angrily] I think I preferred when you were trying to kill me.

⠀⠀⠀⠀WARREN ━ Heh. Kinky.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ELLIOT ━ Jesus Chri—

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A/N.
ha, gay

sorry for taking longer than i intended to update. i've had this chapter half done for some time now, but someone decided to plagiarise disaster class so it deterred me from wanting to write for it altogether :/ i've also just never seen someone do an interview format like this, let alone a google autocomplete interview, so i wasn't sure if it would make sense to readers or not, lol. but i hope you liked it! my boys are so cute n stupid n have so much passive aggressive chemistry uwu

fun fact: the movie "superhuman blueprint" elliot and warren are starring in is based on an original book i had posted here on wattpad in 2014! catch me stressing myself out more by wanting to bring it back for real one day lmfao

also, disclaimer: warren's hometown, doven, is a totally made up location in georgia and only exists in disaster class because warren's school there will be pretty important later on, and i don't like writing about real schools since, ya know, football teams with real people and all!!

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— Liv

[ Published: Mar 29th, 2019 ]