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T E X T S
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Private Texts between
Amara 💙 and Warren ❤️

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Warren ❤️
hellO my love? my l i g h t??
annoying boyfriend here......

Warren ❤️
uhhhhh totally not hot n
bothered n jealous about the
vid scout posted of you um.....

Warren ❤️
hey....... you....... hi

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Yesterday ⠀ 11:57 PM
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Amara 💙
hey slut ♥️♥️♥️ sorry
for the late reply!!!1!1!!

Amara 💙
we literally JUST left the last
club and now we're heading
someplace to find food but UGH
i don't wanna think anymore??
i need serious carbs, scout's not
too bothered, victoria's feeling
picky. any suggestions in that
pretty idiot brain of yours????

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Warren ❤️
in-n-out

Warren ❤️
vic will say she doesn't know
what she wants to eat but she'll
always be down for in-n-out.
it's all we ate while filming our
parts in fragments. but it's past
midnight so tell scout she can't
have a shake or she'll go to sleep
feeling like shit from the lactose

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Yesterday ⠀ 11:59 PM
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Amara 💙
oh wow...... sorry, the three of
us had to stare at my phone for
a solid min there because we're
surprised you knew all of that

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Warren ❤️
shit you right 👁👄👁 i got
straight white suburban mom
up in that bitch for a sec huh

Warren ❤️
i guess i'm attentive
when i want to be

Warren ❤️
and sad.........
😓😓😓😓😓

Warren ❤️
yeah... this dumb bitch is sad

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Amara 💙
ok but...... me

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Warren ❤️
no wait that's not how this
works!! feel guilty for me!!!
give your pretty boy some
attention ehhhhhhhhhh

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Amara 💙
you spelled petty wrong ♥️

Amara 💙
what if i GUESS why you're
sad? will it make the bab feel
better if i inflate ur ego? ✨

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Warren ❤️
are we wagering? because i'll
DESTROY you at mario kart
idc if you occasionally give me
a boner your yoshi ain't SHIT
against my princess peach

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Amara 💙
"occasionally" lol sure jan

Amara 💙
for someone so attractive,
you sure are a fuckin nerd

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Warren ❤️
same, but about you

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Amara 💙
aw, baby!!! 💔 can't be
bothered flirting tonight??

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Warren ❤️
bloop toO sAd

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Amara 💙
oh right!! the wager!!!!
you're sad because your
girlfriend (me) left you
at home all alone (i did
that) and no one is there
(me) to babysit you!!!!

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Warren ❤️
is now a bad time to mention
i set our apartment on fire

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Amara 💙
ah yes, a representation of
how you are going to hell!!!

Amara 💙
at least save mario kart before
yourself yeah? mario actually
knows how to get me fuckt up

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Warren ❤️
WELP guess i'll just jump
straight the fuck out this
open WINDOW!!!!!!!!

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Amara 💙
do it!!! you won't!!!! you'd
just miss me too much!!!

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Warren ❤️
if romeo died for his
true love then so shall i

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Amara 💙
🖕🙄 you star in ONE play
in high school and suddenly
you're shakespeare's bitch

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Warren ❤️
pls darlin' be thankful for
william he converted me

Warren ❤️
lol uh.... i just now
realised um.... if you're
texting me right now,
who's driving MY
fuckin CAR???

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Today ⠀ 12:04 AM
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Amara 💙
oh lol victoria is!! she and
scout drunk mocktails ofc
meanwhile i was a piece of
SHIT and had a few shots
but everything is ok?!! 💓

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Warren ❤️
👀 trying not to panic now
but i trust u!! i was worried
you were gonna tell me scout
is driving and then i'd have
to spare you, kill her, and
then myself over the
crushing guilt of knowing
what i've done

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Amara 💙
literally why

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Warren ❤️
bc scout butters bread
with serrated knives instead
of butter knives which
EVERYONE knows fucks
up the bread n i don't trust her

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Amara 💙
once again, she's scared
you know so much about her

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Warren ❤️
we're friends????

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Amara 💙
You're also an awful person

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Warren ❤️
.......hi rory

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Amara 💙
Wtf douche canoodle
how'd you know it was me

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Warren ❤️
because mar's insults @
me are usually followed
by a compliment and i
waited like a full ten secs
but there wasn't one 🥺

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Amara 💙
UGH YOU TWO ARE SO
CUTE IT'S DISGOSTIN

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Warren ❤️
piss off kiddo i ain't
fuckin cute (ง'̀-'́)ง

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Amara 💙
no, you're fucking me

Amara 💙
and ur also cute so shut up

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Warren ❤️
there's my girlfren UwU 💓

Warren ❤️
me enciendes, mujer

Warren ❤️
how are you so cute that
you make me smile but
also so hot i wanna die

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Amara 💙
i do anything you wanna die

Amara 💙
last week i put my hand on
your back to push you ahead
in the line at starbucks when
you weren't paying attention
and in response you bent down
to kiss my neck but moaned
when you realised we were in
a public place you horny fuck

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Warren ❤️
mhmm. and how does
that make you feel?

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Amara 💙
i don't know warren. you
stayed up that night playing
animal crossing over the wifi
with elliot and scout and dug
up swirly ball things instead of
paying attention to me how
the do you THINK i feel

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Warren ❤️
ok, first of all... you seem bitter

Warren ❤️
second of all, the swirly ball
things are fossils and we finally
completed our museum collection
that night as one collaborative team
and definitely no cheating via time
travel, thank you very much 👊😾

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Amara 💙
ugh you're all so
lame and i'm grossly
in love w all of you

Amara 💙
i'm sorry i got a wee bit
tipsy tonight btw. i'm a bad
friend, a bad designated driver

Amara 💙
victoria's got it handled though
n your pretty jeep is fine ♥️

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Warren ❤️
forget about my pretty
jeep WHAT ABOUT MY
PRETTY GIRLFRIEND

Warren ❤️
drink lots of water

Warren ❤️
if you have a headache, take
TWO ibuprofen, not four like
last time or you'll throw up
again n i don't need you to die

Warren ❤️
and if you do go to in-n-out
don't order a fuckin bucket
worth of fries like i know you
want to, your blood pressure
won't like the salt darlin'

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Amara 💙
but...... i like it.......

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Warren ❤️
yea, and i like when you
choke me and let me pull
your hair but i don't ask
you to do it every day

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Amara 💙
oh my god shut up

Amara 💙
and to THINK you
were a christian boy

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Warren ❤️
ah, good times......

Warren ❤️
loved hooking up
with the priest's son

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Amara 💙
you told me you dated him!!

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Warren ❤️
oh yeah lol

Warren ❤️
sorry, i honestly don't
remember much of
anything before you

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Amara 💙
oH my beautiful lasagna ur
such a bisexual disaster i'm
so PROUD of you 💖🤧💖

Amara 💙
btw we made it to the
burger of ins n outs!!

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Warren ❤️

Warren ❤️
heh..... fill in
the other half

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Amara 💙
absolutely not

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Warren ❤️
wow 👀 taking a stand, huh?
three years ago you became
the first girl to reject me and
here you are doing it again??

Warren ❤️
top me

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Amara 💙
warren pls

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Warren ❤️
sorry

Warren ❤️
*top me, please

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Amara 💙
oh my god i hate u

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Warren ❤️
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Warren ❤️
can't help that my
love turns me on 💗

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Amara 💙
warren, sweetie.......

Amara 💙
bullying ELLIOT
turns you on

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Warren ❤️
.........get out of my head

Warren ❤️
wow i really miss you right now

Warren ❤️
i'm playing sad piano music on
my keytar and crying. soft boy
bellamy would be so proud!!!!

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Amara 💙
full offence but bellamy helios
ronan is better than u and does
NOT approve of the 19472926
other sins you've committed

Amara 💙
and wtf war!! 💔 i've
only been gone four hours

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Warren ❤️
uh yeah AND WHAT

Warren ❤️
your boy is sad n lonely
and i've forgotten how to
get out of bed. what day is
it?? what year??? don't
know, couldn't tell you,
hello attachment issues
my old friend

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Amara 💙
you seemed to be standing
perfectly fine in that ugly,
horrible, awful...... super
cute.... stupid attractive....
crazy gorgeous.... STUPID
photo of you from before

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Warren ❤️
oh wow would you
look at that suddenly
i have two legs and
can walk on them

Warren ❤️
what should i do
now my QUEEN??

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Amara 💙
ICK don't make me puke

Amara 💙
hipster pet names aren't
cute baby. so how about
you start by not calling
me that ever again 💗

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Warren ❤️
ok my KING

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Amara 💙
🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Amara 💙
just go make yourself
dinner or something

Amara 💙
i know for a fact you
haven't eaten shit

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Warren ❤️
ugh YES talk passive
aggressive to me
daddy 😩😩👌💦💦

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Amara 💙
@ god why him

Amara 💙
why'd it have to be him

Amara 💙
warren... sweaty.....
i love you... i do... but
you know....... normal
couples don't say half
the shit you do!!!!!

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Warren ❤️
aw so sad for
the straights

Warren ❤️
we're not a regular
couple babe. we're a
~*• COOL •*~ couple

Warren ❤️
A COOLPLE

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Amara 💙
oh my god i'm in love
with an adult toddler

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Warren ❤️
are we talking
about elliot now?

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Amara 💙
WARREN

Amara 💙
is this... how you texted
ppl during your fuckboy
days?? genuine question

Amara 💙
like it's no wonder you scared
off everyone at your high school.
mmmm this flirting thing????
you're pretty terrible at it!!!???!

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Warren ❤️
i didn't scare them off

Warren ❤️
they just sneezed me away

Warren ❤️
fuckboy allergies

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Amara 💙
huh.......

Amara 💙
well, at least you can
admit YOU were the
problem back then 🤔

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Warren ❤️
yeah, i know.

Warren ❤️
please don't leave me too btw

Warren ❤️
i'd drop fuckin dead.

Warren ❤️
and despite looking this good
alive i'm not ready to become
a handsome corpse just yet

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Amara 💙
sniffle sniffle bitch.
it's allergy season

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Warren ❤️
FUCK 😍😍😍
i love a forward woman

Warren ❤️
i can't believe i get to call you
my gf!! wtf is up with THAT!!!!

Warren ❤️
i might be sitting in the
dark right now but i am
turned the fuck ON

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Amara 💙
YOU DICK

Amara 💙
that did NOT just
make you horny

Amara 💙
i'm trying to be
mean to you!!!!

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Warren ❤️
kind of sexy of
you to say that

Warren ❤️
wow oh my i love you. which
in-n-out are you at? i'll come
to you right the fuck NOW

Warren ❤️
NOW amara NOW

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Amara 💙
it sounds like you're
already coming another
kind of way my dude

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Warren ❤️
did you just friendzone me

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Amara 💙
yes. well, that and i
have stage fright.....

Amara 💙
scout is sitting across from
me and she's so cute and
small i mean how the hell
am i supposed to sext you
in front of THAT

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Warren ❤️
don't underestimate her mar
she's got you all fooled but i
know what she's capable of

Warren ❤️
and wow you sure sound like
you're in love with her lol
that's a bit gay don't you think

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Amara 💙
warren. you
LITERALLY want
to screw elliot

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Warren ❤️
he can get in line

Warren ❤️
you first darlin'

Warren ❤️
let me hold ur hand while
you run your other one
through my hair and call me
brave for chasing away the
ghost that might have
broken a mug just now
n definitely wasn't me

Amara 💙
that was really cute
until you ruined it

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Today ⠀ 12:12 AM
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Amara 💙
ok slut i'm eating fries now
n fries time means fuck off

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Warren ❤️
you're so mean to me!!!!

Warren ❤️
GOD this is so much
better than sexting tho

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Amara 💙
you're so backwards

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Warren ❤️
for you, yeah 😍😍

Warren ❤️
UGH i wish you'd be mean
more often tbh. not that
super nice you isn't hot or
anything. you're actually just
so hot in general hehe

Warren ❤️
ugh what to fuck

Warren ❤️
that hehe was so straight of
me. disgusting,,,,, foul,,,,
never gonna happen again

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Today ⠀ 12:21 AM
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Warren ❤️
mar? heLLo?? i love y ou

Warren ❤️
you make me soft

Warren ❤️
i hate it

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Amara 💙
go choke on a book
you nerd bitch

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Warren ❤️
UGH SWOON

Warren ❤️
MY HEART

Warren ❤️
again again again

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Amara 💙
DIE I GUESS

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Warren ❤️
AND THEN WHAT

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Amara 💙
GO TO HELL

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Warren ❤️
GAH 😍 we have
a winner ladies n
gents that's the ONE

Warren ❤️
me, sweating? more
likely than you think

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Amara 💙
heh 😈

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Warren ❤️
oh worm

Warren ❤️
nnnn........holy
shit. oh my god

Warren ❤️
you're doing this on
purpose aren't you??!

Warren ❤️
because you can't sext
me you're being mean
instead???? YeS???!

Warren ❤️
XIOMARA BELMONTE

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Today ⠀ 12:29 AM
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Amara 💙
😘💗

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Warren ❤️
i bit my fucking
lip because of you

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Amara 💙
proof or it didn't happen

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Warren ❤️

Amara 💙
oh good ur still ugly

Amara 💙
the POWER i have over you
💖⭐️✨🌈💗⭐️💋✨🌸

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Warren ❤️
damn right

Warren ❤️
still not happy

Warren ❤️
shit. i have a
shoot on monday

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Amara 💙
guess we shouldn't
kiss anymore then 😘

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Today ⠀ 12:34 AM
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Warren ❤️

Warren ❤️
us

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Amara 💙
is that fucking
lemonade mouth??

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Warren ❤️
i would die for you

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Amara 💙
as you should

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Warren ❤️
let's have fifty
children together

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Amara 💙
let's not

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Warren ❤️
fine.........
twenty it is

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Amara 💙
one

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Warren ❤️
TEN

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Amara 💙
TWO

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Warren ❤️
DONE

Warren ❤️
just um.... give me like
ten years in advance ok...
i don't need the existential
dread right now and i'm a
dumb young bitch who can't
be trusted with anything

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Amara 💙
at least you're self
aware. but um,,,.,,...
really though......

Amara 💙
first comes marriage,
so i've kinda heard....

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Warren ❤️
haha...

Warren ❤️
HEY um elliot just
showed up at our place
and i'm gonna go uh
SCREW HIM NOW
uuuuh BYE LOVE YOU

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Amara 💙
YOU FRECKLED
SOUTHERN FUCK

Amara 💙
(but i love you) 💗

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Warren ❤️
♥️♥️🤠♥️♥️

Warren ❤️
seriously though uhhh
come home soon.......

Warren ❤️
you know who needs to
be held and have their
hair played with?? ME.
and you know how many
people are doing that
right now???? ZERO

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Amara 💙
well....... i mean...... i
guess your hair is kinda
nice n stuff....... like a fluffy
golden cloud..... so cute....

Amara 💙
and the way you fall asleep
on me every time i run a hand
through it down to ur cute
face and UGH you're so UGHH

Amara 💙
wait no OH MY GOD i am
NOT getting flustered over
you on girls night

Amara 💙
tell elliot to do it

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Warren ❤️
kinda fascinating
you let me flirt w him

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Amara 💙
bc i know you won't
do shit!! 😈 you can't
live without me and
el's too soft for you
you'd just break him!!

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Warren ❤️
we could go poly again

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Amara 💙
no you idiot his mom
called me a 'nice sister
figure' for him when we
met and that's weird!!!

Amara 💙
besides, harry styles
hasn't texted back yet

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Warren ❤️
smh for playing young
finnick odair in our movie
you think that bi would crack

Warren ❤️
well, whatever.
el isn't here anyway
i lied like a bitch

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Amara 💙
lie in bed then and anticipate
the moment when i come home
and proceed to ignore you even
further 😍😍😍😍

Amara 💙
goodnight warren 💗💗

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Warren ❤️
but i crave ATTENTION

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Amara 💙
GOODNIGHT WARREN

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Warren ❤️
ugh FINE

Warren ❤️
you're lucky i'm
your whore 😩

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Private Texts between
Elliot 💚 and Warren ❤️

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Today ⠀ 1:01 AM
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Warren ❤️
what the hell is up
motherfuck!!!!!! my
broski?!!? my guy!!?

Warren ❤️
we both insomniac's my
dude i know you're up
don't u fuckin ignore me

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Elliot 💚
Oh would you look
at that it's only 1am
and I'm already
getting attacked

Elliot 💚
What are you bothering
me for on this average
Saturday morn you rat

Elliot 💚
And don't say knife

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Warren ❤️
why would i say knife

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Elliot 💚

Warren ❤️
.....perhaps i may have
gone about saying that

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Elliot 💚
Explain?????

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Warren ❤️
i like knives

Warren ❤️
and threatening u

Warren ❤️
in a friend way

Warren ❤️
we're friends 💖

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Elliot 💚
Eh....... I know I complain
about you being god awful
but you need to stop being
semi nice to me right now bc
I'm home alone and you're
creeping me the hell out

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Warren ❤️
aw but i'm in a
sappy mood!!!!!

Warren ❤️
what are you
doing anyway?

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Elliot 💚
Looking for Scout's secret
stash of snacks I know she's
hiding from me somewhere
and pretending like I'm not
ignoring my life problems
haha I'm so =*FUcKed*=

Elliot 💚
What about you my
guy???? How fucked is
/the/ Warren Liberato
(Laureano?) tonight??

Elliot 💚
Shit wait why'd I have to
phrase it like that. You're
not getting fucked at all
and that's probably two
thirds your problem

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Warren ❤️
it's liberato or die.

Warren ❤️
and shit elliot i know i'm
a prick about the jokes i
make sometimes but i'm
really not some sex fiend

Warren ❤️
honestly i just want to sleep
and wake up to amara but i
can't because my brain won't
shut the fuck up and neither
will my keytar because i'm
SHREDDING right now

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Elliot 💚
You have three electric
keyboards in your spare
bedroom and a literal grand
piano in your living room

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Warren ❤️
so??

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Elliot 💚
SO USE THEM

Elliot 💚
YOUR KEYTAR SUCKS

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Warren ❤️
uh huh

Warren ❤️
you're just jealous i look
~cool~ with my keytar
standing next to you and
that shitty half broken
bass guitar of yours

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Elliot 💚
Shut up non talented

Elliot 💚
The damage just
makes it vintage

Elliot 💚
Can I exit this
conversation yet??

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Warren ❤️
you could but i'd just
drive over to finish it

Warren ❤️
i know where you live

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Elliot 💚
Mildly threatening,
but alrighty then......

Elliot 💚
So what's up my guy?

Elliot 💚
Wait, wait, right......
given Scout's not home
yet that must mean
Amara's still out too...

Elliot 💚
Therefore you're just
feeling lonely and require
some semblance of my
validation, don't you?

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Warren ❤️
GOD YES MY DUDE

Warren ❤️
i knew you'd understand!!!!!

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Elliot 💚
I don't understand.
I'm hearing what
you're saying

Elliot 💚
But I don't understand

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Warren ❤️
oh come onnnnn
we'll roleplay a lil

Warren ❤️
you call me pretty so
i can pretend to be
unaffected by it by replying
with "whatever fuck you"
but really i'll be blushing
n shit because you right

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Elliot 💚
Get fucked

Elliot 💚
Why would I ever
compliment you after
hearing you say that

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Today ⠀ 1:13 AM
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Warren ❤️
because you're
a good person

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Elliot 💚
It took you five minutes
to send that one text so
I assume you struggled
to compliment me

⠀
Warren ❤️
no, it's because there
are so many nice things
to call you i struggled
to pick just the one

⠀
Elliot 💚
.....Nice save

⠀
Warren ❤️
thanks!! i used it on
mar last week but
actually MEANT IT
when i said it to her

Warren ❤️
and look, when we first
became friends and you
unlocked roughly 10% of my
tragic backstory i warned
you i was a shit person so
you have no one to blame
but yourself for when and
how i choose to fuck w you

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Elliot 💚
Yeah.... I lose brain cells
every time I try to remind
myself why I'm even your
friend and I think that's a
very special talent you should
not show anyone else, ever

Elliot 💚
Why AM I your
friend??¿???¿??

Elliot 💚
Why are you....... t h i s

⠀
Warren ❤️
considering my life
experiences you're gonna
have to be more specific

⠀
Elliot 💚
You asked for it!!!!
So here's the tea

Elliot 💚
Admit you're only pestering
me because you go goddamn
NUTS if you aren't around
your girlfriend 24/7 :-)

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Warren ❤️
i don't like this
flavour of tea

Warren ❤️
how do you know this

Warren ❤️
have you and her
been talking???

⠀
Elliot 💚
Ok, first of all, you forget
the world doesn't revolve
around you and that Amara
and I are also friends outside
of your existence.....

Elliot 💚
And second of all, it
was a lucky guess

Elliot 💚
And by lucky guess I mean
I know you spam-like a bunch
of cute tweets about you and
Amara whenever you miss
her and sure enough I just
checked and suddenly there's
fifty more of them

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Warren ❤️
ok listen..........

Warren ❤️
fuck it i've got nothing

Warren ❤️
let me go off for a rare
second but DON'T repeat
any of this shit to anyone
or i'll have to end you 👊

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Elliot 💚
MY TIME TO SHINE 🌟

Elliot 💚
I'm dressed in black pyjamas,
eating Scout's secret stash of
fruity pebbles out the box and
ready to get sad and emo!!!!!!!!

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Warren ❤️
you're so stupid it's cute

Warren ❤️
seriously though, don't
even tell mar about this.
and ESPECIALLY don't tell
scout. she's already on my
ass about opening up more
and i'm not fuckin ready.

⠀
Elliot 💚
You're using full stops
so it must be serious

Elliot 💚
But yeah, of course man.
Consider me quiet and
ready to help (somehow??)

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Warren ❤️
man just don't make a
big deal out if it, like it
really ain't that deep

Warren ❤️
so whatever okay, i was
texting mar before and
i jokingly said i would drop
fucking dead if she left me
but i don't think i was joking
all that much bro like i'd set
myself on fire for her bro she's
a goddamn angel broooooooo

⠀
Elliot 💚
You'd set yourself
on fire anyway

⠀
Warren ❤️
is that a challenge

⠀
Elliot 💚
Jesus Christ

Elliot 💚
Look man

Elliot 💚
Be sad and shred on your
shitty keytar all you want
but for the love of god you
need to woman up and get
a fucking HOLD of urself

Elliot 💚
Amara LOVES YOU you
dumb fuck!!!!!! What is
the PROBLEM HERE?!!

⠀
Warren ❤️
i'm ugly

⠀
Elliot 💚
NO, NO YOU REALLY
GODDAMN AREN'T

⠀
Warren ❤️
i know i just wanted
to get you to deny it

⠀
Elliot 💚
HhhhHhhhhHH

Elliot 💚
do you want advice on
what to do about your gf
or WHAT??!!!?!?!

⠀
Warren ❤️
idk you're not exactly
great at the dating advice. or
dating. or anything, really

⠀
Elliot 💚
*fingers guns* Ayyyeeee

Elliot 💚
No wait!!!!! There is one
thing I didn't totally screw
up until I inevitably kinda
really did!! Remember my
ex-girlfriend?????

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Warren ❤️
lol sure. your
'ex girlfriend'

Warren ❤️
kinda hard to remember
her when you change her
name and entire backstory
every five minutes

Warren ❤️
bit of a meme at this point

⠀
Elliot 💚
Wtf name ONE
TIME I did that

⠀
Warren ❤️
the first time we met you told
me this 'mystery ex girlfriend'
of yours was a pilot, last year
you told that shady reporter she
worked at nasa, last month you
told scout's mom she was a
magician to see if she'd believe
you (which she did) and just
last week when mar made us
all watch la la land you cried
and said your ex was a singer

⠀
Elliot 💚
Ok so maybe I did That

⠀
Warren ❤️
aw, it's okay if she
never existed, bud!

Warren ❤️
your secret is
safe with me 💖

⠀
Elliot 💚
Oh screw off, she existed

Elliot 💚
Changing her name and story
just protects her identity, I guess.
You know how the internet is.
I say her real name once, or even
where she worked for one fucking
summer break, and people will
be leaking her identity and her
private shit all over the place.
Then it would be all my fault

Elliot 💚
I mean, you'd
know. I think.

Elliot 💚
It's no different from you
with your sister, right?

⠀
Today ⠀ 1:27 AM
⠀

Warren ❤️
yeah. i guess.

Warren ❤️
if that's true, then mad
respect. buuuut you can't
really blame me for still not
believing this ex-girlfriend
of yours actually exists

Warren ❤️
our welliot shippers across
the verse are theorising she's
just your attempt at covering
up our secret romance lol

⠀
Elliot 💚
The fans have too much
faith in me!! I'm not that
calculating!! OR smart!!!

Elliot 💚
So.... you still want me to
unpack what I think is going
on w you and Amara? Sounds
like you need a fwend 💗

⠀
Warren ❤️
i literally almost blocked
your number for saying
'friend' that way, but go on

⠀
Elliot 💚
Ok ok ok, let's get gay

Elliot 💚
Well not /gay/ gay I just
mean let's chat gay haha

Elliot 💚
Not to say I'm not gay,
but I'm definitely not gay
for you unless we're talking
bro gay haha. Like "You're
my best friend bro I love you
bro" gay, in which case, we
can totally be gay HAHA

⠀
Warren ❤️
oof... you feel that?

⠀
Elliot 💚
My AnxiEty??

⠀
Warren ❤️
no, the gay. followed up by
the invisible football i just
threw from a mile away into
ur geek fuckin FOREHEAD

⠀
Elliot 💚
Fucking knew it

Elliot 💚
Nice shot bro

⠀
Warren ❤️
thanks i'm a little rusty

Warren ❤️
rusty like this (ง'̀-'́)۶🔪
knife i coulda thrown instead

⠀
Elliot 💚
The fact that you're perfectly
capable of doing that shit and
could very well kill someone
both entices me and terrifies me

⠀
Warren ❤️
✨ it's all apart of my
iresistabl charm ✨

Warren ❤️
irrisistable

Warren ❤️
iristitible

Warren ❤️
FUCK

⠀
Elliot 💚
How's that 3.8 gpa looking for
you now, huh? Your last brain
cell will get there eventually 🥴

Elliot 💚
In the meantime........
what's the problem with
Amara, really? Is it your
attachment issues, your
attachment issues or.....
your attachment issues?

⠀
Warren ❤️
okay asshole i get it
GOD i don't know
why i'm like this???

Warren ❤️
i just like being around
mar because it feels like
i'm going to die whenever
she's gone it's so awful

Warren ❤️
and she's so kind and
drop dead fuckin gorgeous
and i'll never fuckin deserve
her and i know she can do
SO much better than me

⠀
Elliot 💚
You are kind of the worst

⠀
Warren ❤️
ok BULLY i didn't
ask for your opinion

Warren ❤️
anyways.... i also don't
WANT mar to do better than
me because i don't want her
to leave me y'know??????

Warren ❤️
i mean DUH BITCH girl
be my whole ass world n shit

Warren ❤️
and IDK man you're a stupid
guy, so obviously you have
experience about what NOT to
do??? so just tell me what i
SHOULD do about this before
i fuck up something good

⠀
Elliot 💚
Wife her

⠀
Warren ❤️
let me rephrase that

Warren ❤️
tell me what i should
do about this in the next
two minutes that doesn't
jeopardise my five year
plan to propose to her

⠀
Elliot 💚
Wife her twice?

⠀
Warren ❤️
i'm being serious my guy

⠀
Elliot 💚
So am I. About the
first time. For your
consideration, ofc

Elliot 💚
I don't think your problem is
so much about missing her. At
least not entirely. It sounds like
you're maybe a little more worried
Amara might /actually/ find that
'better someone' you talked about

⠀
Today ⠀ 1:42 AM
⠀

Elliot 💚
Buddy??

⠀
Today ⠀ 1:46 AM
⠀

Elliot 💚
Warren

⠀
Today ⠀ 1:49 AM
⠀

Elliot 💚
Shit, I'm so stupid.
Maybe I shouldn't have
brought that up right away

⠀
Warren ❤️
no, it's fine

Warren ❤️
i'm just tired

Warren ❤️
that was a lot

Warren ❤️
emotions are gross idk
how you ppl deal w them

⠀
Elliot 💚
Well, for starters, it's
called being a human being

Elliot 💚
& My fellow insomniac
is tired???! You should
catch some Zzz's then.
Even assholes like you
deserve ✨ self care ✨

⠀
Warren ❤️
THIS asshole doesn't
need sleep OR self care in
order to look this good

Warren ❤️
plus idk texting u
ain't that horrible

⠀
Elliot 💚
Ha, gay

⠀
Warren ❤️
we're both bisexual

⠀
Elliot 💚
Ha, *varying
degrees of gay

⠀
Warren ❤️
aww ❣️ and people
say you aren't soft

Warren ❤️
and by people i
mean just you

Warren ❤️
you're soft bud 💗

⠀
Elliot 💚
Screw you I'm tough!!! 😤
Ask me for a knife for real

⠀
Warren ❤️
but why

⠀
Elliot 💚
So you can OFF me with
it!!!! Do it u cowboy BITCH
I can take it!!! Right in the
chest!! Home fucking run!!!!!

⠀
Warren ❤️
..........you wanna
play some animal
crossing instead?

⠀
Elliot 💚
Yeah ok

⠀
Today ⠀ 2:35 AM
⠀

Warren ❤️
hey, if we kill each other at
the same time is that murder
or an act of homosexual true
love in a bigoted world of
repression???????

⠀
Elliot 💚
Warren what the fuck

Elliot 💚
It's been like an hour since
I last talked to you. At least
TRY to go to sleep?????

⠀
Warren ❤️
ok but look

Warren ❤️

Warren ❤️
it's us

⠀
Elliot 💚
Is that fucking
Lemonade Mouth????

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A/N.
fact: immediately after amara posts that story of warren, she throws herself at him n grabs his dumb sleepy face n kisses him and they both like, stupidly smile into it, and as soon as they sort of pull away from each other warren stares into her eyes and mumbles "....you taste like in-n-out"

fact two: the disasters' contact names are the same across all of their phones (as you'll see), and the respective colour of their heart symbolises their fave colour and/or personality, aw 💚❤️💙💜

i've had this chapter prewritten for three months now and i just don't CARE. next update (also prewritten) is a real world chapter from amara's pov (it's like... heavily warmara themed lol) and then after that, we'll catch up with our fave soft idiot roomies elliot and scout!!