Group 1

Lucas has been added to the chat.

Lucas: woah kinda weird to see my own name instead of my username

Lucas: also hi guys!!!

Cody: well its a professional setting so it makes sense to lock it to our real names

Cody: im glad because im a little embarrassed of my username ngl

Swagger: mine's the same either way

Evan: yeah thats bc ur a boring fuck

Evan: hey lucas

Swagger: yes hello welcome

Lucas: is it just us four??

Soup: no hi im also here

Soup: and blarg WAS here but we all know what happened there...

Cody: oh yeah evan are you alright?? that was crazy

Evan: you'd be surprised how often i get attacked by crazy people

Evan: it was just the day after soreness, ill be all good by tomorrow

Evan: how was the harassment training?

Soup: i'll never forgive blarg for what hes done

Swagger: all i was thinking about was john the whole time

Evan: and whatever you two are gonna do in the car??

Cody: ???

Soup: SWAGS YOU DOG

Swagger: JOHN BROUGHT IT UP FIRST OKAY??? HES THE FREAK NOT ME

Evan: you're the one who asked me about it in our morning meeting yesterday???

Evan: unprompted this man asked me "you ever had sex in a car?" like WHO DOES THAT??

Lucas: well have you?

Cody: LMAOOO

Cody: sorry that was unprofessional

Soup: no ur right

Swagger: IM SORRY EVAN

Evan: Lucas you and I are going to have some words.

Swagger: careful i think he's into that

Soup: SWAGGER.

Cody: guys this is supposed to be a work chat

Lucas: sorry evan :( pls dont tell brian i heard hes already looking for me

Evan: if he's hunting you there's nothing i can really do

Soup: ngl watching the way brian didnt hesitate to pounce on blarg to defend evan's honor tells me everything i need to know

Soup: he does NOT play about you

Lucas: you should've seen him when evan broke his arm now THAT was crazy

Cody: u were there???

Soup: so does evan just know everyone at this company or what

Swagger: oh yeah cam was telling me about that

Swagger: you were there??

Lucas: yeah i was there with jon it was crazy

Soup: just learning that evan had a boyfriend was crazy enough now knowing he has a whole extensive friend group is really fucking with my head

Lucas: well evan and i arent really friends anymore

Evan: Lucas.

Soup: oh really?? must be super awkward

Cody: why'd you stop being friends??

Lucas: bc we broke up?

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Terroriser

RoastMasterV2 has sent 1 attachment.

RoastMasterV2: as if my life cant get any fucking worse

Terroriser: oh im gonna FUCKING KILL HIM.

Terroriser: dw babe im taking care of it

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and Jon

Terroriser: if me and evan have to collectively third wheel two thirds of the throuple alone i might actually lose it

Terroriser: r u and lucas available to join us for dinner?? it'd be nice to ses more friendly faces

Jon: ???

Jon: arent you on a work trip?? why would lucas and i join you we arent there

Terroriser: ?

Terroriser: evan told me that lucas was introduced as one of the new hires yesterday? just figured you came with him

Jon: what

Jon: hes like actually there?

Terroriser: yeah? evan was complaining about it

Terroriser: not bc of anything personal he's just having a rough time rn bc of the leg thing

Jon: lucas is there

Jon: he didnt tell me

Jon: just said he was busy with work

Terroriser: oh

Terroriser: you didnt know??

Terroriser: fuck dude im sorry i didnt mean to cause a problem or anything i swear

Terroriser: fuck i feel terrible

Jon: oh no no brian its okay

Jon: you didnt do anything wrong its perfectly understandable

Jon: wait so are you and evan actually together again???

Terroriser: maybe...

Terroriser: wait dude i feel really bad

Jon: no need to this is something between me and him

Jon: WAIT DID HE BRING SOMEONE ELSE??

Terroriser: i dont think so? no one's mentioned anything

Terroriser: i mean john said he was teasing him about still having a crush on evan but you'd have to talk to him about that im not sure what happened with that

Jon: good to know.

Jon: thanks brian

Jon: good luck with swagger and john tonight

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Now showing private messages between FuckBoi and Terroriser

FuckBoi: YOU.

Terroriser: me?

FuckBoi: DONT PLAY DUMB YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

Terroriser: if you dont understand the rules, don't play the fucking game, lucas

Terroriser: anyone ever told you not to fuck with me?

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Now showing private messages between Jon and FuckBoi

Jon: so you just decided to skip town for two weeks and not tell me?

Jon: what the hell, lucas

FuckBoi: wahag

FuckBoi: thats not true who told you that?

Jon: so if i go to your apartment right now you'll be there

FuckBoi: dont go there

FuckBoi: jon dont make this a big deal

Jon: i wouldnt if you had told me about it

Jon: i mean youre a new hire ofc you didnt get a plus one

FuckBoi: its not that

Jon: wait so you DID??

Jon: and what im just so much a disappointment you cant bring me anywhere??

FuckBoi: look i figured out pretty quickly rhat evan works at this company too and i just didnt think itd be a good idea to have you two in such close proximity

Jon: what the hell does that mean

Jon: you think im so pathetic and a terrible boyfriend that im just gonna throw myself at my ex in front of the person he's currently with? at a WORK FUNCTION????

Jon: you think THAT low of me?

FuckBoi: fuck of course not

FuckBoi: i just didnt want to make things complicated or awkward

Jon: well its pretty telling that you didnt invite your BOYFRIEND to somewhere where you KNOW your ex is gonna be at

FuckBoi: can we talk about this later?

FuckBoi: or like when i get back?

Jon: fuck you

Jon: i know ive not been the best boyfriend ever, and probably wont ever be, but genuinely fuck you

Jon: at least ive been honest, and honestly i really didnt want to move back to the states, and yeah i wanted to be closer to evan for like five minutes, but then i reflected and realized that wow if lucas is willing to put it behind us and really commit here then i should too and i did

Jon: and youve been hiding this for what? weeks? months?

Jon: we can talk whenever we want, just make sure you get your story straight

FuckBoi: you dont get to make me feel bad about this after you made it GLARINGLY OBVIOUS that you wanted evan back and probably always will

FuckBoi: i mean we both know this wasnt really gonna last right? this was a terrible idea in the first place so ofc im not gonna invite you on a work trip are you stupid?

Jon: you're right.

Jon: it didnt mean anything.

Jon: i just moved countries for no reason and got upset you didnt invite me just to be difficult i guess

Jon: we dont even need to talk actually

Jon: im done

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G1 (Bloopers)

Soup: i officially want OUT of this fucking group holy shit i think its cursed

Soup: i have never talked shit about evan i hope he knows that

Swagger: bro nothings even happened? except to blarg maybe

Swagger: also why did u leave evan and lucas out of this chat?? actually why a new chat

Cody: yeah i dont understand either

Soup: bc this is fucking weird bro like there is OBVIOUS TENSION between those two and not like sexual tension (except maybe lucas' side?? idk the guy yet its hard to say) but like actual "i will murder you in broad daylight and i dont care about the consequences" type of tension

Swagger: well john has told me that "lucas wants evan BAD" so

Swagger: but i mean lucas and evan both have bfs so

Cody: i thought lucas came on this trip alone?

Soup: I TOLD YOU ITS FUCKING WEIRD BRO

Soup: at least on lucas' part bc its pretty clear how evan feels about the whole thing

Swagger: evan's already done his crazy thing for the trip tho i think its fine its not like lucas is gonna stay in our group right?

Soup: and you think brian wont do anything??? that guy WILL go to war if he has to dont you remember when he POUNCED on blarg??? and then lucas said he's done the SAME THING BEFORE??

Cody: okay but like??

Cody: are you mad because youre single or what?

Swagger: LMFAOOOOOOO

Swagger: this kid actually only behaves around Evan that's hysterical

Cody: hes in a senior position i have to be professional!!!

Soup: AND IM NOT???

Cody: ur just like not as important

Swagger: BAHAHAHHSHHAAJJA

Swagger: cody ur becoming my favorite

Swagger: anyways brian wont try anything as long as lucas doesnt and im sure like lucas knows that besides evan and brian were all over one another before he was even here so

Cody: yeah im starting to see why john believes in love because of them

Cody: also are we really not gonna ask whats going on with swagger??

Soup: yeah bro i thought you were with cam but you brought john bc he was like cam's mistress but now youre calling john your boyfriend so like bro whats going on

Swagger: oh! forgot to tell yall ig

Swagger: a LOT has happened this trip lemme tell ya

Swagger: im dating both of them

Cody: nah bros messy

Soup: two timing doesn't seem like the wisest decision

Swagger: dude NO not like that

Swagger: like i talked with cam and we agreed to have the three of us date like a throuple

Cody: polygamy????? i didnt think that was real

Soup: thats insane dude

Soup: happy for you but insane

Swagger: its still new

Cody: what a crazy way to start a relationship bro like already introducing him to coworkers and shit

Swagger: okay well actually i told everyone he was my boyfriend before i even asked him out so

Swagger: all i had done was kiss him and then ran away

Soup: no fucking way

Cody: ohhhh so ur MESSY messy

Swagger: and we only worked things out bc evan helped out more than he should have....so now im paying for a super romantic dinner for him and brian tomorrow

Cody: OH MY GOD???

Soup: oh so ur desperate

Swagger: i WAS but now i got TWO BOYFRIENDS LFGGGGGGG

Cody: ur bragging yet you've given us information that they couldn't even torture out of me

Swagger: oh fuck you

Soup: anything else you'd like to share with the class then?? maybe something about an automobile??

Swagger: we havent had sex in a car

Cody: yet?

Swagger: im understanding why evan hates everyone

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Now showing private messages between FuckBoi and RoastMasterV2

FuckBoi: evan

FuckBoi: r u free to talk?

RoastMasterV2: what do you want?

RoastMasterV2: you've got until brian comes back from picking up dinner and dont mean to alarm you but he just left the restaurant so

FuckBoi: your boyfriend needs to cool it

RoastMasterV2: excuse me?

FuckBoi: i havent even done anything to him and hes trying to start something between me and jon

RoastMasterV2: why are you talking to me about this??

FuckBoi: clearly you have something to do with this

FuckBoi: you're mad that you have to see me all the time which is fair because i know things between us didnt end the best but this is low even for you

FuckBoi: and if its because you have any lingering feelings then its not fair to have your boyfriend fight your battles for you

RoastMasterV2: wow

RoastMasterV2: you are so incredibly full of yourself

RoastMasterV2: no. im not happy that you're here, or that you told my coworkers that we used to date, and it was really frustrating that you keep trying to talk to me when i clearly have a lot going on

RoastMasterV2: but i dont care about whatever is between you and jon, and certainly not enough to cause a rift or whatever

RoastMasterV2: im not a fucking messenger, if you have a problem with brian then talk to brian and not to me. im not his fucking keeper or whatever

RoastMasterV2: if he wants to "fight my battles for me" then whatever he can do whatever he wants but theres not even a battle to be fought here

RoastMasterV2: this is like the first time we've properly messaged since we broke up, and even though you clearly have thought about this for a while, i havent

RoastMasterV2: i dont think about you, lucas.

RoastMasterV2: Ever.