dazai: I HAD A DREAM I HAD A DREAM I HAD A DREAM EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS, OH, GOODNESS GRACIOUS

atsushi: whaaat?

dazai: KUNIKIDA'S PONYTAIL IS AN ATTACHMENT STUCK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD BY A MAGNET

atsushi: impossible. *tugs on kunikida's ponytail* see?

ponytail: *comes off and there's a magnet*

atsushi, waking up in the middle of the night: BFBSNXJAJ HOLY SHIT— ohhh god, oh good lord, it was a dream...

atsushi: ... oh sh—