Twinkle twinkle little star.....
*hums*
Oh.. we're live? Fûck! Umm
*clears throat*
Hello children! Today I'm here to educate u about slogans. SAY IT WITH ME! SLO-GANS
Yes very good.
Specifically, cereal brand slogans...
So um here is Trix... their mascot is a rabbit.... and said rabbit really wants trix, because trix are delicious (I've taste tested them, and I approve of this message). So their slogan is... we'll have a look for yourself,

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Hee hee... now that's good marketing.
The next brand I have to show u is....

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COCOA PUFFS! Their magically delicious!
Just kidding, that's Lucky Charms.... but I am coo coo for Cocoa Puffs *smirks*

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^^
Are u coo coo for Cocoa Puffs!?
No? But they make the milk chocolaty 😋😋😋 yummm
And as I mentioned earlier... lucky charms,

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Then u have Frosted Flakes with the tiger mascot. They seem to advertise to Baseball players the most,

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And we can't forget those commercials for products other than cereal, for example pop tarts... who seem to promote murder and insanity....

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But Cinnamon Toast Crunch promotes cannibalism sooooo...

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But they are sooooo adorable 😍😍 and I sure do crave those crazy squares... speaking of Krave... haha that Segway.. 😏

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They also promote murder... and a *smirks* sexual appetite...
And lastly we have Twix which was brought to my attention by the lovely Morgan, Turquoiseturtle1111

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As u can see, they are vastly different smh....

Now personally... MY FAVORITE commercials are the Haribo Gold Bears ❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️

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OMG IS THAT NOT THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN! They even came out with a new one for the legen... wait for it...

..dary SOUR GOLD BEARS

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UMMMM THIS IS ICE HOCKEY! NOT DANCE PARTY

IM FANGIRLING SO FÛCKING HARD GAHAHAHRHKSKSDHJSJKSJWKANAJQKEJNDKOKHGBENWJWKKWJWITSSOFUCKINGCUTEKILLMENOWOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGKFMGLOGMOGMOGMGOMGOFMFOFMOGMGOFMFFKJDWHGWUWIHWOWKWJSJDKCKDLSKSKSOA

Gahhh! I love those old timey commercials, shows how far we've come... now before philosophical peyton comes out.... I'll end this chapter. Umm I might have to update it?? Because some people *cough* thetenthweasley  *cough* don't know how life works and have been deprived of delicious cereals!

Okie bai now

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When I was looking for commercials I found this?

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.... idrk mannn