Don't lie. You did the cheese touch at least once in your life. 

And I think it's safe to say every school has that one person who's name you use instead of cheese. 

For example, at my old school we used to pass around the Jeannette touch. 

Oh everyone hated Jeannette. She was ugly (I'm sorry but I'm holding a completely irrevelent to this topic grudge against her so I will say this and not feel bad).

She also put mustard, ketchup, and mayo on her pizza. and her hotdogs. and her chicken. and everything they served in the cafeteria. 

That was everyone else's excuse. Mine was: The girl kicked the mirror at my dance studio, got sand all over my back porch at one of my slumber parties, and used to always use this obnoxious voice when saying my FULL first name. My first name is actually two names but when I tell people on this website my first name I usually only tell them the first. Whenever she'd come up to me she's be like, "Hello, Turtle-Ann" emphasis needed. (not my name so I'm okay saying this xD).

So, I used to always participate in Jeannette touch. It was one of my favorite past times back in fourth grade. I had fun. 

The thing is, I thought that the cheese touch was long forgotten and no one did it anymore. 

Turns out that I thought this because it's just an elementary school thing. 

And elementary schools still replace the word cheese with an annoying classmate's name. 

At my little sister, Lisa's, school, they like to participate in "the Lisa touch."

I didn't find out until a few days ago when I was standing at the bus stop with my little sister. We were talking about something random and then she brought up the cheese touch and about how a few boys in her class came up with the Lisa touch.

Now, I'm not that close with my little sister. She's ten years old and plays with toys and spends majority of her time in the computer room watching binstoybin or iheartcupcake on youtube. Also, shout out to YouTube for putting Sippie Cup by Melanie Martinez on the side as a recommended for you option for her. Scarred her for life. 

But I've shared a room with her for the past year and a half. Hell, we share a bunk bed (she sleeps on top and I sleep on bottom so that I'm closer to the charger and she feels like she's on top of the world). So I guess that I have a somewhat relationship her. We're on... meh terms. She annoys the hell out of me but...

When she told me the boys in her came up with the Lisa touch I got kind of pissed. I totally agreed with the Jeannette touch but the thing is, why would they put my sister into that? My sister is the loyalest person I know. When one of her friends was being bullied she stuck by that friend even thought it cost her all her other ones. When she moved twelve hours away, she still bought one of her best friends a birthday present when we were on vacation and had my mom mail it. When I broke her glasses and my dad yelled at me so much that I ended up crying myself to sleep last summer, she pulled a blanket up to my shoulders and gave me a small hug before going to sleep. 

She honestly doesn't deserve this crap and I am tempted to go to her school and personally punch out every one of those crap heads. I mean... the boys in her class are like nine. Pretty sure I could at least give them a small bruise on the arm if I punch hard enough.

So basically it is now 3a.m. and my mine is not working so these are just my 3a.m. thoughts so sorry.

I'll stop this rant now.