THE HATEFUL EIGHT🫰

Mirae Hey guys, I added Yoongles
to the group chat!

Hobi Awesome!

Kookie Welcome, Yoongles!

Jiminie I've been wondering
when you would!

Tae Hey, asshole.

Mirae TAE!!

Tae I'm joking!

Tae (Kinda)

Joon 😂

Mirae Behave! Both of you!

Jin What is a Yoongles?

Yoongles😻 Nabi, don't
encourage other people
to call me that.

Tae Oh, you don't like it
when people call you that?

Yoongles😻 I've learned to
accept it when Mirae does,
but no, I don't care for it.

Tae Well then hey, Yoongles!

Joon 😂

Mirae You two are being so rude!
Maybe I'll just make another
group chat for nice, respectful
people.

Joon Oh, so you won't be in it?

Mirae Kim Namjoon!

Jiminie 😂

Hobi 😂

Yoongles😻 😂

Mirae You too, Yoongles?!

Yoongles😻 It was funny.

Mirae You guys are mean. Kookie
and Jin are my only friends
now.

Kookie Yay!

Jin I'm a chosen one!

Mirae Yep. And you guys are the
only ones who get kisses.

Jin Oh my!

Yoongles😻 Wait

Kookie I feel so special!

Yoongles😻 Nabi

Jiminie Hey! What about me?!

Hobi And me! 😢

Mirae You guys laughed at me so 😝

Jiminie So you're going to lick
us?

Yoongles😻 NABI!

Hobi You're making Yoongs
upset, Haebaragi.

Yoongles😻 Yoongs?

Tae Are you the jealous type?

Joon You'll have to get over
that quick, Yoongs.

Mirae He's not the jealous type,
actually. He just doesn't
want to stop getting kisses.

Mirae Or licks. 😏

Tae Gross.

Yoongles😻She's not wrong,
though.

Joon I knew stuff like this
would happen when she
got a boyfriend.

Yoongles😻 Maybe you guys
should get girlfriends.

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YOONGLES😻

Yoongles😻 Uh oh.

Yoongles😻 Did I take it too far?

Yoongles😻 Nabi, no one's replying!

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THE HATEFUL EIGHT🫰

Tae You're alright, Yoongles.

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NEW GROUP MESSAGE
Hoseok, Jimin, Jungkook, Namjoon, Seokjin, Taehyung, Yoongi

Namjoon Hey Yoongi, this is
Namjoon. I've made a new
group chat for just us guys.

Namjoon Do you know why I might
have done that?

Yoongi I think I might have
an idea.

Namjoon Since I've already said my piece,
I'll just give you a quick reminder:

If you hurt Mirae, I'll kill you myself.

Yoongi Understood.

Namjoon Take it away, boys.

Jungkook I won't kill you, but
I'll make you wish I would.

Taehyung I'll skin you alive,
Yoongles!

Jimin Did you know that 92%
of hit-and-runs are never
solved?

Seokjin Fun fact about me: I
like to cook, so I'm quite skilled
with a knife.

Hoseok I'll cut your dick off
and make you choke on it.

Namjoon Jesus fucking christ, Hoseok.

Hoseok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yoongi Good talk, guys.