Cody: Welcome back to The Jeremy and Cody Show, and we have a special guest, she's my lovely girlfriend and Jeremy's Sister, it's Dawn. Sweetie how it's going?

Dawn: Things are going pretty well, it's definitely good to see you two are getting along.

Jeremy: Agreed. I love this guy.

Cody: I don't thinking getting along it's the right term as he almost took us down the last time. Anyways Jeremy what are we going to be talking about?

Jeremy: We are going to be talking about ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm I have no idea.

Cody: Wow ok perfect, alright s-

Jeremy: Themoonwassplitinhalf,
Anothertrainderailed,
Marshasexploded,
TheMilkyWayChocolateFactoryhasbeenshutdownforputtingtoomuchcaramalintheircandys,
Peoplearetoflynow,
andonlyahandfulofmyreaderareactuallyfollowingme.

(He was just talking very fast. Sorry for this mess I didn't know how else to do it)

Dawn: How are you able to talk that fast?

Cody: You still haven't gotten it either. Weird but let's stay on topic, so what else do we have to talk about.

Dawn: Sweetie, you know we have nothing planned right?

Cody: Well we usually just improvise stuff so why don't you improvise something?

Dawn: The Sun just had a baby and a cat claims that it's the father.

Jeremy: Where the hell did you get that info from. What are your sources?

Dawn: My sources is that I made it up!

Cody: OF COURSE YOU DID! ALL OF OUR SOURCES IS THAT WE MADE IT UP! I MEAN ASK JEREMY HE MADE UP THE MOST BULLCRAP!

Jeremy: YOU LITERALLY MAKE UP AS MUCH BULLCRAP AS ME, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Suddenly a voice is heard from outside the room they were recording in. And it came from Russell.

Russell: HEY, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Jeremy: Geez, what's his problem?

Cody: Russell is always doing something these days. He is probably reading a book about airplanes or something.

Dawn: Wow he's into airplanes? That didn't come up when I read his aura.

Cody: That came as a surprise to me too, I didn't know he liked that, I thought he hated everything.

Dawn: I was kinda under that impression too, I'm not going to lie.

Jeremy: Ok look that's not important right now.

Cody: Bro, what is. Like nothing in this show is supposed to be important or serious.

Jeremy: Ok touché.

Dawn: Wait how long do we have to record?

Cody: Until UCS754 get runs out of thing of things for us to talk about so I say about 3 minutes in Wattpad time.

Dawn: WHAT THE HECK?

Jeremy: Ya I know it's a bit long.

Dawn: Well usually it would be, a bit short right? Like 3 minutes is usually short and we are really just talking about nothing but nonsense.

Cody: You know what babe fair, I see where your coming from. I don't know how anyone could be ok with talking about nonsense for 3 minutes straight.

Jeremy: Ya that sounds absolutely ridiculous.

Dawn: I can't imagine a world where that would be possible. It's not like we are on an account who is making us do that right now.

UCS754: That is very personal and I feel offended

The whole room fell silent until Cody noticed the amount words there are currently.

Cody: Oh look we reached the over 500 word mark.

Jeremy: Why were we all just silent during all that?

Dawn: During all of what? It was just a small moment of silence.

Cody: Ya it was small moment of silence for our uhh, for all of our DEAD comedy.

Jeremy: You do realize that almost no one is going to get that joke right?

Dawn: Even I know that joke isn't going to get anyone, and this my debut episode.

Cody: Oh come on I'm sure that at least 1 person is going to get that joke. I don't have any DOUBTS about it.

Jeremy: Broski. What the hell is wrong with you?

Dawn: Sweetie. It's to soon, way to soon to joke about it.

Cody: What am I not supposed to joke that?

Jeremy: Ya but not right now. It's still impacts UCS emotionally and every since his life crumble in front of him we ask we tone down a bit.

Cody; It felt it it's been long enough.

Dawn: SWEETIE NO! IT HASN'T!

Jeremy: Homie, listen. We'll let this one slide, but don't make jokes like that again.

Cody: What the fuck are y'all talking about?

Jeremy: You know what that is referring to bro.

Cody: Alright fine, I won't make a joke like that again.

Dawn: Sweetie. You remember when I said it could've wonderful

Cody: Um, Yeah?

Dawn: This is what I was referring to.

Jeremy: Hey Cody. Ask her what she's doing.

Cody: Ask who?

Jeremy: Dawn. Ask her how she's doing, ask her how she's been

Cody: Uh, Ok? Sweetie, how has you been.

Dawn: ........Trying to do better.

Jeremy: HA! WE GOT YOU WITH THAT!

Cody: Ok that wasn't a joke nor a reference!

Jeremy: Yeah so.

Cody: GET OUT!

A/N: FIRST SPEICAL GUEST ON THE SHOW LETS GO! Also the plan to release episodes every Saturday (Unless Personal stuff happens) So I'll y'all next week with the next episode!