Cody: Welcome to the first episode of the Jeremy and Cody show, Jeremy what are talking about?

Jeremy: Today's subject: Slavery!

Cody: That is incorrect, that is very edgy, and the that's someone else joke. We don't steal jokes here Jeremy, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Jeremy: I'm going to be completely honest with you broski, I thought it was going to be funny.

Cody: That is another stolen joke but I'll let it slide because that is a very old joke that no one is going to remember. Alright-

Jeremy: On today's forecast, a train been derailed which is honestly very frightening but no one was harmed or unalived, so I'm not too worried about it.

Cody: Wow, so not only are you going to be stealing jokes but your going to be stealing jokes that were made in a Netflix series. Wow you have really, you re- You've hit rock bottom haven't you.

Jeremy: Your one to talk, the only reason you got any fame is because you went back to high school. (Lokis03277)

Cody: In my defense, it was UCS idea, not mine.

Jeremy: Touché.

Cody: Alright so what are we actually going to be talking about?

Jeremy: This just in: a pla-

Cody: Woah woah woah wait. Who's Justin?

Jeremy: Oh I get it, because I said "This just in". Very clever.

Cody; Oh yeah, See you get it.

Suddenly Jeremy slaps Cody.

Cody: OW WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?!?!

Jeremy: Ya, that's what you get for trying to pull a fast one on me man. Good thing that your just in time to gargle on the deez nu-

Jeremy: Well it looks like another plane has just, derailed somehow.

Cody: Wait, how the fuck did a plane get derailed?

Jeremy: Right? That's kinda weird, what was there a plane on a train to begin with? What the hell and Why?

Cody: Exactly, like what reason would you have to do that? That's kinda counter productive don't you think?

Jeremy: Ya. Sure, trains and planes are both forms of transportation. If you put a plane on a train, aren't you slowing the plane down?

Cody: YOU ARE! Because the plane is supposed to be in the sky, that the whole point of the damn plane!

Jeremy: Exactly see?

Cody: Hold up, I ain't done. The whole of the plane being in the sky is so it can have less things for it to run into.

Jeremy: Like traffic. Your defeating the whole purpose of the damn plane if you put in on a train!

Cody: Exactly man like what were they thinki-

Jeremy: Wait homie I just thought of something.

Cody: What?

Jeremy: What if they were just transporting the parts.

Cody: ..............Oooooooh, that could very well could be a possibility. That's my bad.

Jeremy: I mean we both kinda got on this cass ya know?

Cody: Oh yeah that's right. Alright, whoever did this. We are both sorry.

Jeremy: Ya this is our bad.

Cody: Alright. Now we got that out of the way, what's next for the agenda.

Jeremy: I actually have no idea I wasn't expecting to get pass 500 words so I guess we should just keep talking?

Cody: What would we even talk about what would even be the next subject?

Jeremy: We could always talk about Slavery.

Cody: WHY ARE YOU SO ADAMANT ON SLAVERY?!

Jeremy: HOMIE, I WAS JUST JOKING! I'm sorry.

Cody: At this rate I'm concerned for you man. It was a joke sure but it's getting concerning!

Jeremy: Broski I unders-

Cody: No dude it's fine... It's just a sensitive subject and I don't want UCS' close friends and followers to this he is a racist and get cancelled.

Jeremy: Alright alright, I'll stop bringing it up.

Cody: Alright lets move on, deal?

Jeremy: Deal.

Cody: Ok......so what do have next?

Jeremy: We can talk about Ocean Pollution.

Cody: OK THATS IT GET OUT!

Jeremy: BROSKI I'M SOR-

Cody: GET OUT!

A/N: Sorry if the Slavery comments offends anyone. I was meant to be a painless joke but I understand if it make you feel uncomfortable. I am not a racist and I respect all nationality no who you are.