"So I guess their recap wasn't enough, was it? Let me give you more facts about us,"

"We had powers, specifically Luther had super strength, Diego could manipulate sharp objects, Klaus could conjure spirits and was immortal, Five could time-travel, Ben had tentacles coming out of his back, Viktor could manipulate sound and had a force field thing, I don't know how to explain since well... he destroyed world twice... and Me, I had telekinesis,"

"In the first timeline, when 43 gave birth to these superpowered babies, eight of them were taken from their parents to a man called Sir Reginald Hargreeves, he would train us to our full potential for his own experiment,"

"When I was 16, Five was already gone, Ben dead, I was chosen to be in a crypto freezing machine, I woke up 14 years later to find my old man dead," Tate mimicked a killing gesture.

"It only took a funeral to reunite the siblings, a brawl, and the reappearance of Five made me remember we weren't the most happy family,"

"After a fight at a doughnut shop, I realized Five's time away had more impact on us than I thought, meeting the handler and his boss and his two colleagues Hazel and Cha-Cha who attacked us at the academy reminded me that we had no proper control of our powers,"

"Five told us an apocalypse was coming for our heads, one last battle at a bowling center brought us to the ending of Viktor ending the world with Five time-traveling us back to when we were younger, hoping to resolve the future mistakes,"

"Remember when I said we had no proper control of our powers? I was right as per usual. We were scattered around Dallas, Texas in the 60s. I found my first decent father figure with a pair of sisters called Emily and Debbie until Five came back to tell me again, another apocalypse was coming,"

"I got mad at him, made up with him, and realized I liked him more than a sibling. Look, we weren't related biologically, ask Allison and Luther. I met this woman called Lila, oh did I tell ya? She's also a 1989 baby, her power is or was, she could mirror our powers,"

"After my first and hopefully last time fighting on someone's farm while Viktor was this close again to end the world, we traveled back to 2019, hoping we fixed everything when we met with Ben face to face, however. He's a damn asshole,"

"After fighting off two apocalypses, apparently something worse than an apocalypse is coming for us, why? Because we were at the right place at the wrong time, quite literally,"

"I realized I had a double, watching her made me feel safe in aging but nonetheless, she was bitchy just like Ben, I also met my future sister-in-law, Sloane, who is now dead, I think?"

"Life was better, as I think until I found out my Mom was Debbie and was / is also dead? You think being stranded on the moon and losing your daughter and husband was bad? I watched my only father figure get stabbed on a chair and watched my aunt, Emily get kugelblitzed as we were at Debbie's grave,"

"Then Reggie informed something tale about eight bells, also I almost got pulled into Reggie and Allison's horrible pyramid scheme, barely escaping Reggie's murder spree, had a breakdown about losing Luther and Klaus, and then we were screaming for our lives as Reggie sucked something out of us,"

"I'm now 24, married. Five is has been nothing but a happy but pessimistic little shit, but I'd like to say he is the cause for 70% of our current fights, I think we're gonna be just fine, right?"