050. extreme rules
˗ˏˋ twenty-nineteen results ˎˊ˗

monday, july 15th

I fell asleep before I could post this because I was so tired lmfao.

Well, it was fun while it lasted, kids.

Say goodbye to the Universal Championship for another handful of months. This was Paul Heyman's doing. I blame him. Goddamnit.

I know I talk shit about Kevin Owens a lot, but I haven't been watching recently and I haven't been hearing what he's saying. I never thought I'd say that Kevin Owens was one of my favourite parts of the whole show before. Respect! He's spitting some straight facts about WWE and Shane McMahon and I am absolutely living for it. Stick it to the man and call them out on their shit!! Do it up!

And just when we all hope that because Shane lost tonight would mean that he would maybe take a break and let other superstars on tv for a change, he gets a feud with Kevin Owens who will most likely beat him anyways.

Also, I didn't really like Alexa's match at all because it was overhyped and really cliché - I'm actually surprised that Alexa didn't turn on Nikki like I thought she would - I wish the match would have been something better... but Alexa looked stunning, I gotta say.

(Credits to jimdrugfree on Tumblr!)

She always looks so fucking good.

Aaaaaand,

THE BOYS ARE BACK, BAAAABBYYYYYY. MY BOYSSS. KOFI RETAINED, XAIVER AND E WON THE TITLES, I'M SO HAPPY. BLESS THEM.

And Taker? Killed it tonight. His match was really great, I loved every second of it and that's hard to say about a lot of the matches tonight. Some of them were really good, I'll give them that and I'm not gonna trash the entire pay-per view because of one shitty ending.

Apparently someone said on Tumblr that Seth said "I'm sorry" to the crowd after losing the title but the network cut him off and the people at home didn't see it and how he looked really upset and honestly that breaks my heart.

From what I'm getting at online, everyone loved the show and they were relieved that it had gone so well until Brock Lesnar showed up again. I don't understand how WWE continues to fuck up so badly. I just don't get it. Every fucking time.

SETH ROLLINS (c) vs. BROCK LESNAR
MITB CASH IN UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Winner: Brock Lesnar

BECKY LYNCH (c) & SETH ROLLINS (c) vs. LACEY EVANS & BARON CORBIN
EXTREME RULES WINNERS TAKE ALL MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH FOR THE RAW WOMEN'S AND UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIPS
Who I Wanted to Win: Becky Lynch & Seth Rollins
Winners: Becky Lynch & Seth Rollins

At least Becky still has her title, thank god, even though I would have loved to see Lacey with it too, if she had won the match. Her moonsault was beautiful and thank god, they slammed a few tables because I was gonna lose my mind. The chairs weren't too bad, couldn't been better, but I won't complain too much, it was good.

BAYLEY (c) vs. ALEXA BLISS & NIKKI CROSS
SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP HANDICAP MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: Nikki Cross
Winner: Bayley

Not the best match, but it's whatever. Now I wanna see something like a battle royal to determine the number 1 contender for the belt.

Naomi, Ember Moon, Sonya Deville, Mandy Rose, Carmella, and I don't know, LIV MORGAN.

KOFI KINGSTON (c) vs. SAMOA JOE
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: Kofi Kingston
Winner: Kofi Kingston

Bless up. I didn't quite pay attention to this match?? But I did see a few things, and it was good.

THE UNDERTAKER & ROMAN REIGNS vs. SHANE MCMAHON & DREW MCINTYRE
NO HOLDS BAREED TAG TEAM MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: Taker & Reigns
Winners: Taker & Reigns

Best match of the night. My whole family watched this match as we sat at the dinner table and we were hooked the entire time, it was fucking awesome.

RICOCHET (c) vs. AJ STYLES
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Want to Win: Didn't Really Care
Winner: AJ Styles

Hooray.

THE REVIVAL (c) vs. THE USOS
RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: The Usos
Winners: The Revival

HoOrAy.

DANIEL BRYAN & ROWAN (c) vs. THE NEW DAY vs. HEAVY MACHINERY
SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: Heavy Machinery or The New Day
Winners: The New Day

HELL YEAH BABBBYYYYY.

ALEISTER BLACK vs. CESARO
SINGLES MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: Either or
Winner: Aleister Black

Duh. I miss Sheamus & Cesaro.

BRAUN STROWMAN vs. BOBBY LASHLEY
LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: Didn't Care
Winner: Braun Strowman

No shit.

DREW GULAK (c) vs. TONY NESE
WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: Either or
Winner: Drew Gulak

Kick ass, Gulak.

I somehow forgot about Finn's match?? And Owen's?? They weren't on the WWE.com match card when I checked on Saturday.

FINN BÁLOR (c) vs. SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Winner: Shinsuke Nakamura

THANK YOU BLEACHER REPORT.

Too bad I missed the fucking match because I bet it was great, I never watch the pre-show, mainly because I always forget what time it starts, but I would have watched if I knew that these two were competing... Finn and Shinsuke are not kickoff material. This was a punchto the gut.

KEVIN OWENS vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER
SINGLES MATCH
Winner: Kevin Owens

And that's how it's done.

Still waiting on Sasha Banks's return... we'll see how long that takes... I was hoping it would be tonight, but you know, whatever right?

I'm gonna end this here because I want to get this posted tonight before I fall asleep which will be soon considering that it is almost 4 in the morning (told you I would fall asleep lmfao). Goodnight everyone, and I'll talk to y'all in the next one!!