Aries - The one that shines brightly but isn't as bright as the others.

Taurus - The one that doesn't turn on.

Gemini - The flickering one.

Cancer - The dim one.

Leo - The super bright one that hurts people's eyes.

Scorpio - The one that mysteriously dims suddenly.

Libra - The one that a bunch of moths are attracted to.

Virgo - The one that's used for reading.

Sagittarius - The one in the middle of a room.

Capricorn - The one in the corner.

Aquarius - The one that has a huge shade over it.

Pisces - The one that was left with the spares.

Which lightbulb are you?