WHOOPPPPPIEEEEE!!!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I FINALLY GOT AHOLD OF THE AUTHOR'S WATTPAD ACCOUNT!!!

NOW I CAN WRITE STORIESSSSS ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEE!!!!

AND IM SURE YOU GUYS ALL WANT TO KNOW MY DAILY LIFE!

SO HERE'S MY STORY!!!

(Author: *muffle* Stop her!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD LIBRA! YOU BEEEETRAYED ME)

(Aries/Scorpio/Leo: WHAT?! Never knew the Author's account was so easily hackable.... BUT WHY DOES LIBRA HAVE TO TAKE IT?! NOW THERE WON'T BE ANYMORE STORIES OF MY AWESOMENESS!!!!)

Anyways....

One question I get VERYYYY often is.....

Why are you so obsessed over unicorns?

Well..... It all started with that faithful day..... The day I met Sir Biscuits.....

Actually it wasn't thattttttt epic.....

More like me and my cousin Scorpio were hanging out....

(Scorpio: DON'T USE MY NAME WITHOUT PERMISSION!)

We were talking about how Google can give you results for ANYTHING you search up.....

So I was like, "Why not we search up Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows?!"

And that was when my life changed...... Forever.....

(Pisces: Your not even good at story telling!!!)

Scorpio searched it up as a joke, we were both expecting something stupid to pop up whennnnnn......

A YouTube video popped up....

Titled..... PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS

So we watched it.....

The magicaaaaal video which changed my lifeeeee.....

And let me tell you...

The video?

It was....

Very stupid.

And I hated it. And I hated Pink Fluffy Unicorns.

Yup. I never in my life thought I'll ever say that...

But then I showed it to my brother Virgo...

(Virgo: IM NOT YOUR BROTHER! IM A GIRL!)

And Virgo got VERRRRRRRYYYYY annoyed by it...

And that's when I saw potential in that song...

Something incredible.....

DUDE. THATS THE BEST SONG EVER. EVERYONE GETS PISSED OFF AT IT.

SO NOW I'LL PLAY IT EVERYDAY.

That was my first plan! And it sure worked!

My next idea was to memorize the song!!!

Yup! Hardest lyrics EVER!!!! Took me YEARS to memorize it!

It goes like this:

Pink Fluffy Unicorns dancing on Rainbows,
Pink Fluffy Unicorns dancing on Rainbows,
Pink Fluffy Unicorns dancing on Rainbows,
Pink Fluffy Unicorns dancing on Rainbows,
Pink Fluffy Unicorns dancing on Rainbows,
Pink Fluffy Unicorns dancing on Rainbows,
Pink Fluffy Unicorns dancing on Rainbows,
Pink Fluffy Unicorns dancing on Rainbows!

Yes. I memorized this. I'm a genius.

*cue the applause*

Thank you! You are all too kind!

(Taurus: Now can I get a cake?!)

But after watching the video COUNTLESS times.... I realized something....

Something that INSPIRED me.....

Something truly amazing.....

The Pink Fluffy Unicorn was dancing on a RAINBOW....

But it's impossible to walk on rainbows... Much less dance on it...

Do you guys have ANY ideas now much work it must have took for the unicorn to be able to do that?

And the unicorn was PINK..... Must have been from the HARD work....

But I realized something deeper....

A deeper meaning to everything....

The unicorn was....

Smiling....

He was smiling even after all the hard work of learning how to dance on rainbows and he was smiling even though he knows one day he might fall and die...

So now I follow the Unicorn motto!

"Smile through all the hard work and fears! And one day you'll be able to dance on rainbows...."

All hail the unicorn...

Well.... I'm done!

(Gemini: Thank lords!)

So this is Libra,

SIGNING OUT!

Dear lords. Finally I got my account back.
From that horrible monster.
Good news is I changed my password! Finally!

Also, never use 1234567890 as your password. Never. Ever.

(And don't even try that password. I changed it.)

And Libra is being punished...

(Libra: MFF! MMMMFF!)

Duct tape works very well.
Super effective against Libra's.

Oh dang it. I just shared my worst weakness.

Anyways.....
I hafta say, I read through EVERY comment on the last chapter and I really feel better now!
Yeesh, now it feels like such a small thing! I still got a future to look forwards to!

And maybeeeeee the Unicorn Motto is right.....
MAAAAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEE......

And I really need to give special thanks to those who helped me through this....

miss_star2015 KawaiiMarshmellows63 CarrotCupcakeCutie adelascotland FrYbAbY__ xXRina-samaXx Marien-Moi JennelEggenberger brighteyes39 Cat1over11 Tigerxclaw knightato Bad_Jackson7 Maddux114 0_Blue_Moon_0 Noteynote AHitsu xXRina-samaXx Books4Cats Foxy_X_mangle_fan naenaecanfly BlazeDaita809 YadyEstrella rainbowkoala22 ProjectProdigyX StrangeScene XxFreezing_BluexX _Sasha_Brause_ Chococookie51

Seriously... Everything you guys wrote meant so much to me 😊😊😊

Now here's a Libra cake!

(Gemini: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL THEM?!)

Oh. I forgot. Whoops.

Also, a contest awhile back....

Remember this?

WELL ITS TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNERS AND MY FAV EMOJI!!

MY FAV EMOJI IS.........

dun Dun DUN!!!!!!!

Number 19!!!! TOOT TOOT!!!

I'm not sure why.... Maybe because I use it too much in texting and it was the first emoji I used.....
But also!!! I'll be giving credits to those jerks (not really) who typed 36 just because it's funny...

WINNERS ARE:

CatherineLearned Cat1over11 DevilAngle101 xValsy
miss_star2015 (You sorta chose a lot of numbers so I don't know how to respond to that..... On the other hand I never exactly said you COULDN'T.... Smart...)
And DiamondNeko  is also technically correct!!!

AND THE ONE MYSTERIOUS PERSON THAT
WAS GOING TO ANSWER 36:

CarrotCupcakeCutie !!!! Why am I not surprised... 😑

Prizes for both section winners? Erm.... I forgot....
Follow, shoutout and 15 votes?.... Alrighty then!