Everyone Has Gone Crazy... Again
It was the day after the zodiacs arrived at Hydra's cabin. Taurus shivered because of the chilly morning air.
"Cold?" asked Aquarius.
Taurus nodded. "Aren't you cold?"
Aquarius smirked. "Air temperature doesn't affect me, remember?"
"Oh yeah. Wait! No one ever told me that!"
"Oops. Anyway, here." Aquarius picked up his hoodie and gave it to Taurus. "I'll show you how to use your powers."
***
Taurus was behind the cabin with Aquarius.
"Alright. Now, do this!" Then Aquarius extended his arm and made a mini tornado.
"Hi-Ya!" Taurus extended her arm. A few leaves danced around.
"Focus. You need to focus on making the leaves move."
"Alright." Taurus tried again. A few more leaves moved in a circular motion.
"Aww. I guess your powers aren't very strong anymore. Maybe that was a side effect of the maze."
"WHAT?" All of the sudden bunch of leaves and twigs spun around in the shape of a tornado.
"You did it!" cheered Aquarius.
Taurus smiled. "That's so cool."
"I'm proud of you." Then Aquarius made a breeze whip all the leaves into the air. Leaves rained down on them as Aquarius pulled Taurus in for a kiss.
***
Pisces woke up. Last night he fell asleep next to Gemini. He smiled and wrapped his arms around the zodiac next to him. He frowned as he felt abs instead of Gemini's curves. Pisces opened his eyes and screamed.
"Hi friend! Mind if I crash the party!" Libra grinned. He was lying between Pisces and Gemini.
"What are you doing?" asked Pisces.
Libra shrugged. "Not much. Just bothering you since you tricked us yesterday."
"LIBBY, where are youuuuuuuu?" taunted Virgo from outside.
Gemini pointed her finger in Libra's face. "You're hiding from Virgo."
"No."
"Revenge is sweet Libby~"
Libra laughed nervously. "I don't know what he's talking about."
"What did you do to him?" asked Gemini.
"I may have wrote kick me on the back of his shirt. He may or may not have gotten his ass kicked."
Pisces sighed. "Fine. You can stay here."
Libra smiled. "Thank yo-"
"Just kidding! HE'S IN HERE VIRGIN!"
Libra jumped up and hid under the bed.
"WHERE IS LIBRA!" demanded Leo.
"What did you do to him?" asked Gemini.
Libra was starting to regret his decisions. "I put Oreos in his shampoo since he likes them so much."
"How does he know it was you?" asked Pisces.
"Because I wrote Libra wuz here on the mirror in sharpie."
Virgo opened the door. "Hey, sorry to disturb your cuddle session, but have you guys seen Libra?"
Gemini pointed under the bed. "Nope."
Virgo towed Libra out by his feet. "I'VE GOT HIM!"
"NOOOOO VIRGY LET ME GO!"
"If you love me let me gooooooooooooo!" sang Leo as he helped Virgo tow Libra out of the room.
***
Aries woke up. She opened her eyes. Moncer grinned at her.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Aries jumped back.
"Haha scared ya!"
"Moncer can you bother Sagittarius? We're still tired," yawned Scorpio.
"Okay!" then Moncer skipped out of the room.
"We forgot to lock the door," groaned Aries.
"Meow."
Scorpio picked Calypso up and let her up on the bed. Calypso sat down beside Scorpio.
"Kitty!" Aries started petting Calypso.
Capricorn opened the door and hid in a closet.
"Hi Cappy. What's going on?" asked Aries.
"Nothing. I'm checking out this nice closet."
"CAPPY! LIBRA TOLD US YOU WERE IN ON THE PRANKS!" screamed Leo.
"WE'LL FIND YOU CAPPY!" promised Virgo.
"Pffft. Don't listen to them. They don't know what they're talking about."
"Wait. Are there any sane zodiacs left if Capricorn started pranking?" asked Scorpio.
"Taurus," replied Aries.
"Hey, I like pranking. I'm still pretty sane though!" announced Capricorn from the closet.
Scorpio froze. "Wait. I thought we had four sane zodiacs. How are we down to two?"
Aries pondered the question. "Gemini has corrupted Pisces without him realizing it and Cancer isn't sane when she's Moncer."
"What? We have ten crazy zodiacs and only TWO sane left? Ughhhhhhhh!" groaned Capricorn.
Leo swung the door open. "Hey have you guys seen-"
"Knock before you enter!" shrieked Aries.
"Yeah! You didn't knock so you don't deserve to come in here." Scorpio pushed Leo out the door. Then they heard a knock.
"Ladiesssssssss," said Virgo in a singsong voice.
Aries sighed. "What do you want?"
"Have you guys seen Cappy?"
Scorpio smirked behind the closed door. "Nope. I haven't. What about you Aries?"
"I don't think I have. Maybe you should try searching the kitchen. She loves baking."
"Okay. Thanks guys!" Then two sets of footsteps thundered down the stairs.
"I COULD OF SWORN I SAW HER RUNNING OUTSIDE!" screamed Leo.
"ARE YOU SURE?"
"YEA! I SAW HER SILVER HAIR RUNNING TOWARDS THE TREES!" Then the door opened and slammed shut as the two victims ran outside.
Capricorn came out of the closet. (A/N: Hehe) "Pfffffffft. I saw her running outside!"
Aries laughed. "It's crazy how some people see what they want to see."
Scorpio grinned. "Now that they're out of the house, there's nothing stopping us from sneaking upstairs and going in their room."
Capricorn opened Aries' bag and pulled out some silly string. "Let's go."
***
Sagittarius was smiling in his sleep. He looked so peaceful and happy. The warm morning sunlight poured in through the window, making parts of his hair appear orange. His was having a lovely dream about his future. The open window allowed a light breeze to drift into the room. The warm blankets wrapped around Sagittarius like a cocoon. Sagittarius rolled over and squealed like a little girl.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sagittarius jumped back.
Moncer stood in front of him with a gorilla mask on her face. "Hi Saggi!"
"What the FU-"
Moncer slapped him with a pillow. "I do not tolerate swearing!" Then she took off the mask.
"You swear too!"
"Not as much as you!"
"You do when you're Moncer."
"Who cares?"
Sagittarius sighed. "Wanna cuddle?"
"Nah. I'd rather wake the sleepy head up." Then Moncer jumped on the bed until Sagittarius flew off.
"Since when are you a morning person?" groaned Sagittarius.
"Since when are you not?"
"Wait. That's... that's a good question. Hold on a second! If you're Moncer right now, how do you feel about pranks?"
"Love 'em!"
Sagittarius grinned. "Perfect."
***
Virgo walked back into the cabin. "She wasn't out there!"
Leo looked at Virgo with wide eyes. "I could of sworn I saw her!"
"Whatever. Let's just go ask Sagittarius if he saw her."
"Alright." The boys walked up the stairs and opened the door to their room. There were glasses of Pepsi covering their entire floor.
Leo picked an ice cube out of a glass of Pepsi. "Why are there mints frozen in the ice cubes?"
Virgo looked at Leo in fear. "Those aren't mints."
The the ice cubes melted enough for the mentos to come in contact with the drinks. Pepsi erupted everywhere and got all over their clothes. All of the sudden, a hidden silly string dispenser shot silly string everywhere.
Virgo and Leo screamed and ran outside.
Libra smirked at them. "Why are you two covered in something? Is that Pepsi?"
"Libra you're gonna get it!" promised Leo.
Libra laughed. "But it wasn't me!"
"Then who was it?" asked Virgo.
Virgo and Leo looked at each other. "Cappy!"
"What?" Capricorn innocently skipped down the stairs and kept a straight face.
"Did you do that to our room?" demanded Leo.
Capricorn looked puzzled. "What are you talking about?" Then she opened up the door and laughed. "Hahahaha who did this?"
Scorpio and Aries walked down the stairs, holding back their laughter.
"What have you two been up to?" asked Aries.
Scorpio smirked. "Nice outfits. Is wearing Pepsi and silly string all over your clothes the newest trend? Gotta try that sometime."
Virgo pointed at them. "It was our girlfriends all along!"
Leo took a deep breath. "Let's get our revenge!"
Scorpio and Aries sprinted down the stairs. Leo and Virgo chased them.
Libra chuckled. "There's always someone chasing someone around here."
Capricorn sighed. "Yeah. I doubt that's ever going to change."
***
Gemini and Pisces were relaxing in a hammock. Pisces used his foot to rock the hammock back and forth while Gemini cuddled him.
Gemini smiled. "The sun is beautiful. Too bad it's going to rain later."
"It's not. The forecast changed."
Gemini's head shot up. "What?"
Pisces smiled. "Yeah. It's going to be sunny for the rest of today and most of tomorrow."
"That means we can stay another night!"
"Yeah! Let's ask Capricorn later."
"Aries is the leader. Ask her instead, there's a better chance of her saying yes."
"I love spending time with you." Then Pisces kissed Gemini on the forehead. All of the sudden two blasts of water shot at them. Pisces and Gemini shot up. Sagittarius and Moncer grinned at them.
"Water fight!" cheered Cancer. Then a giant bubble of water floated up from the lake and over to Cancer.
Pisces glared at them. "You wouldn't dare!"
Sagittarius smiled. "Do it." Then the giant bubble of water crashed into Pisces and Gemini. Gemini screamed while Pisces tried to shield her.
"That's it. Let's get them!" demanded Gemini.
Pisces closed his eyes and concentrated. Then he made a giant wave build up on the grass before making it crash into Sagittarius and Cancer. Gemini made a bunch of freezing cold wind mess up their hair.
"C-c-cold!" shivered Cancer who hugged Sagittarius. Sagittarius caught them both on fire, with fire that doesn't burn.
"Are we interrupting something?" Everyone turned to see Taurus, holding Aquarius' hand.
"Not much. We're having an element war," replied Moncer.
"Wanna join?" asked Sagittarius.
Gemini waved for them to come over. "Join us!"
Pisces grinned. "Yeah! Let's take these suckers down!"
"Yeah, no. We're going to have to pass," Aquarius walked towards the cabin.
"How about we team on them?" asked Gemini.
Sagittarius shrugged. "I'm down with that."
"CHARGE!" Then Cancer and Pisces shot blasts of water at Taurus and Aquarius while they squealed and sprinted inside the house.
***
Aries and Scorpio were hiding on the roof from Virgo and Leo. Then they felt their phones vibrate.
Pisces: Aries, can we stay another night? The forecast changed and it's going to be sunny tonight
Sagittarius: It's going to be sunny tonight? Wow, this is going to be the first time that it's nice and sunny when it's dark!
Pisces: Did I ask for your sarcasm?
Aries: why are you asking me?
Aries: Oh right! As the leader, I, Aries, declare that we'll be staying another night!
Scorpio: Do you have to say that every time you declare something?
Aries: Yes
Virgo: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS
Leo: WE WILL FIND YOU!
Scorpio: Good luck with that 😘
Gemini: Is that them in the pond?
Pisces: Yeah its them over by the pond. Hi guys
Aries: Hi
Virgo: HAHA they ratted you out
Leo: You guys are so dead
Virgo's BESTIE: Hi Virgo and Leo
Virgo: Huh? Why are you here? Gemini said Aries and Scorpio were here
Leo: Why are we texting if we're standing two feet away from each other?
Virgo's Husband: We were just taking a little walk in nature
Virgo's BESTIE: Virgo -_-
Virgo: What? I didn't mess with anyone's contact name
Virgo's Husband: Virgo you're obviously lying
Aquarius: 😶
Virgo: IT WAS HIM
Aquarius: No it wasn't
Virgo: Fess up
Aquarius: no
Virgo's Husband: Me and Capricorn were enjoying ourselves until you two decided to show up
Leo: You guys probably snuck away to make out or something
Virgo's BESTIE: can you leave us alone now
Virgo: Where are our girlfriends?
Virgo's Husband: Virgo are you blind?
Virgo: What?
Scorpio: YOOHOO! We're on the roof 😘
Leo: THERE THEY ARE
Aries: Come get us! 😝
Taurus: Guys stop texting. My notifications are going off like crazy and you can just talk to each other in person
CrazyBitch69: YEAH BUT IT'S MORE FUN TO TEXT. ALSO PISCES STARTED IT
Sagittarius: WHO fucked with her contact name this time?!?
CrazyBitch69: I DID! This name is hella cooler than "Cancer" like what kind of weak-ass name is that?!?
Sagittarius: Your name
Taurus: Wait, didn't you guys say she was one of the "normal" ones
Pisces: She was...
Gemini: Yay! The more minions we have to help us take over the world the better
Aquarius: Why are Aries and Scorpio running around the house screaming?
Scorpio: VIRGO STOP THROWING DIRT IN MY HAIR
Virgo: STOP throwing water in my face!
Leo: Stop running so we can get you
Aries: HAHA YOU SLOWPOKES CANT EVEN
Aries: Shit
Gemini: Did she fall?
Scorpio: Yes
Virgo: It must be hard to run with Aries on your back
Scorpio: I'll manage
Virgo's BESTIE: Stop texting
Leo: Turn your notifications off
Virgo's Husband: Goodbye
Virgo's Husband left the chat
Virgo's BESTIE left the chat
CrazyBitch69: If I have to listen to these guys, YOU DO TOO
Virgo's Husband was added to the chat
Virgo's Husband changed their contact name to Libra
Virgo's BESTIE was added to the chat
Virgo's BESTIE changed their contact name to Virgo's NOT MY BESTIE
Virgo: Aww we're not besties? Cappy you're breaking my heart! 💔
Virgo's NOT MY BESTIE: Good
Virgo: 😰
Leo: LESS TEXTING MORE CHASING! THEY'RE GETTING AWAY
Aries: HAHA losers
Leo: Says the loser sitting on Scorpio's back because she twisted her ankle and can't run herself
Aquarius: OOOOOOOOOOOOH
Sagittarius: Now that the crazies are gone, let's have a normal conversation like the civilized people we are
Taurus: You? Civilized? What?
Pisces: Lol look at Sag pretending to be normal
Sagittarius: What are you talking about dear Pisces? I am civilized! I would like to have an inferring conversation like the intelligent citizen that I am
CrazyBitch69: Do you know what inferring means?
Sagittarius: Of course!
CrazyBitch69: Then I guess you know that it doesn't make sense the way you used it in your sentence?
Sagittarius: Yeah! I was testing you to see if you'd figure it out, haha
CrazyBitch69: 🙄
CrazyBitch69 changed their name to Cancer
Cancer: That's better 🙂
Gemini: Yay! Cancer's back
Libra: Can you guys stop texting now? Me and Capricorn are busy
Pisces: Doing what? 😏
Virgo's NOT MY BESTIE: Looking at nature
Virgo: Making out*
Gemini: We all know what you two are sneaking off to do
Libra: You don't know that
Virgo: Just make sure it doesn't get too kinky. We have enough zodiacs already
Virgo's NOT MY BESTIE: SCORPIO
Virgo: Shit
Sagittarius: That's what she said
Virgo: AHHHHHH SCORPY STOP CHASING ME WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO HER?
Scorpio: Because I like chasing you 😜 better run faster or I'll get you
Virgo: AHHHH HELP SHE HAS A CRAZY LOOK IN HER EYES! LEO HELP ME
Leo: And go against Scorpio? PFFFFFFT
Aries: Hey, this is fun to watch
Aquarius: Wait. I have a solution
Aries was kicked from the chat
Scorpio was kicked from the chat
Virgo was kicked from the chat
Leo was kicked from the chat
Gemini: okay. Now we can have a proper conversation
Libra: This wasn't supposed to be a conversation. Pisces asked Aries a question and everyone started replying
Taurus: Why am I not crazy like the others?
Aquarius: I dunno. But you and Cap are the only two not crazy ones left
Pisces: I'm normal too
Gemini: That's what he thinks
Pisces: Huh? Like I'm a prankster, but I'm not crazy
Gemini: Yet...
Pisces: I'm innocent
Sagittarius: That's what she said
Sagittarius was kicked from the chat
Cancer: No Saggi. I'm not giving you my phone so you can torment the others!
Cancer: Oops. Meant to say that out loud
Taurus: So let me get this straight... every time someone says one thing on our group chat, it turns into a big conversation and people get kicked?
Libra: Pretty much
Virgo's NOT MY BESTIE: Let's not add Virgo back
Aquarius: But Virgo is cool 😎
Taurus: PFFFFFFFFFFFT
Aquarius: Virgo is funny. Everyone needs to stop being mean to Virgo. Let's get a new thing going #StopBullyingVirgo
Virgo's NOT MY BESTIE: Aquaaaaa 🙄
Libra: Virgo deserves love too #StopBullyingVirgo
Virgo's NOT MY Bestie: OMG
Gemini: He may be weird, but he has feelings! #StopBullyingVirgo
Pisces: He has a heart and he belongs in our friend group #StopBullyingVirgo
Virgo's NOT MY BESTIE: I can't believe I'm friends with you guys
Cancer: Virgo deserves love from everyone, not just Scorpio #StopBullyingVirgo
Virgo's NOT MY BESTIE: AQUA LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE STARTED
Aquarius: It's not easy to do the right thing, but our love and support means the world to him #StopBullyingVirgo
Taurus: But no one bullies Virgo
Pisces: See? There are people who refuse to believe such a problem exists! We need to spread the word and make this known worldwide #StopBullyingVirgo
Gemini: It brings tears to my eyes that there are people who refuse to support our cause. THIS IS A REAL ISSUE AND IT NEEDS TO STOP. THIS PROBLEM WAS CAUSED BY CAPRICORN! #StopBullyingVirgo
Virgo's NOT MY BESTIE: SKREWWWWWW YOUUUUUUU GUYSSSSSSSSS 🖕🖕🖕
Virgo was added to the chat
Virgo's NOT MY BESTIE: OH MY GOD
Virgo: Thank you. Your support moved me to tears 😊 I am so happy to have so many supportive people on my side. Hopefully Capricorn will learn from her mistakes someday
Libra: We're proud of you buddy!
Virgo has been kicked from the chat
Cancer: NOOOO! When everything started getting better, it got worst! We need this now more than ever #StopBullyingVirgo
Taurus: You know what? I'm starting my own hashtag #StopDefendingVirgo
Virgo's NOT MY BESTIE: I support this 100% #StopDefendingVirgo
Gemini: WE WILL NOT LOSE THIS FIGHT #StopBullyingVirgo
Taurus: Since when are you guys on Virgo's side?
Pisces: You dare question our choices?!? Now I know how Virgo feels #StopBullyingVirgo
Aquarius: Do not lose hope. We will win this war! #StopBullyingVirgo
Libra: Spoken like a true leader, Aqua
#StopBullyingVirgo
Virgo's NOT MY BESTIE: #You'reAllGettingKicked
Aquarius was kicked from the chat
Pisces was kicked from the chat
Gemini was kicked from the chat
Cancer: Wait! Don't kick me!
Cancer was kicked from the chat
Taurus: ...
Taurus: You literally kicked everyone else out
Taurus: Aquarius is making a secret chat without us
Virgo's NOT MY BESTIE: meh. We'll add them back later
Libra: Psst! You forgot to kick me!
Libra: #StopBullyingVirgo
Libra: #StopBullyingVirgo
Libra: #StopBullyingVirgo
Libra: #StopBullyingVirgo
Taurus: #Goodbye
Libra was kicked from the chat
Everyone stopped using their phones and carried on with their lives.
***
"Can I open my eyes yet?" Cancer was walking up a hill with her eyes closed.
"Not yet." Sagittarius guided her up a hill.
"Where are we going?"
"You keep asking the same questions. You'll see."
***
When they got to the top, Sagittarius put his bag down and spread a blanket on the top of the hill. "Open them."
Cancer opened her eyes and looked around. "We're on a hill."
Sagittarius smiled. "Yeah. Want to go stargazing?"
Cancer smiled. "Sure." Then they both decided to lie down on the blanket.
Sagittarius relaxed with his arms crossed behind his head. Cancer cuddled up next to Sagittarius.
"I don't really know how to stargaze. Like do you just stare at the sky?"
Cancer chuckled. "If you don't know what to do, why'd you bring me here?"
"Because I talked to Pisces and he said you like looking at the stars."
Cancer gasped. "Shooting star!"
"Where?"
"Right there!"
"Where?"
"Saggi are you blind?"
Sagittarius chuckled. "I should get my eyes checked. I might need glasses like Aries, Virgo and Cap."
Cancer playfully punched him. "Can't you see it moving?"
"No... OH!"
"The sky is full of stars."
"And the prettiest one is lying next to me."
Cancer blushed lightly. "I'm not a star."
"You're my lucky star." Yes! I finally said something that wasn't cheesy! Way to go Sagittarius!
Cancer moved her hair in her face to hide her blush.
"Don't hide your blush. It's cute."
"Uh... uh... Ooh, I see a Big Dipper!"
"Where?"
"From that star to that star."
"I can't see where exactly you're pointing."
"I'm sure you'll see it."
***
Sagittarius and Cancer paused outside of Sagittarius' room.
"Come cuddle with me!" pleaded Sagittarius.
"Alright!" Then Cancer stood on the tips of her toes and kissed Sagittarius. He smiled and opened the door.
"Hey Sag are you- oh Cancer's there too. I'll... um... who is Cancer sharing a room with?" asked Libra who was already in bed.
"Capricorn," replied Cancer.
"Perfect!" Then Libra grabbed his bag and went downstairs. Sagittarius closed the door and got in bed. Cancer crawled in beside him.
Sagittarius wrapped his arms around Cancer and kissed her neck. "You're so cuddly. You're like a little teddy bear."
"Because I'm so small?"
"You're not small, you're fun sized!"
Cancer chuckled. "I've got to use that sometime."
Sagittarius delicately ran his fingers through Cancer's hair. "You're so cute."
"You keep making me blush."
"That's because you blush easily."
"Does this make you blush?" Then Cancer kissed Sagittarius on the cheek.
"I think you missed. The target is here." He pointed at his lips.
Cancer ran her fingers through his hair and kissed him on the lips. "Better?"
"Much better."
"Wait. There's something I've wondered."
"What is it?"
"Why are you still with me when Moncer takes over? Like I know that you love me but Moncer is really crazy and mean. So, isn't it hard to deal with Moncer and hope that she goes away?"
Sagittarius sighed. "Awww Cancer... that doesn't bother me. Like, sure, Moncer is a handful, but I still love her. Like, it's easier to have romantic moments with you, but Moncer is still you. I love her too, okay?"
"Really? I was so worried that you didn't want to deal with Moncer."
"Last time I checked Moncer is still your personality, that doesn't change anything!"
"Thank you Saggi. I appreciate it."
"Now, less talking, more cuddling." Sagittarius rested his chin next to Cancer's shoulder and pulled her closer to him.
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