I KNOW HOW SOCKS DISAPPEAR IN THE DRIER!!!

It may sound weird but I have proof!

Wait... Why is the writing bold now... Who cares!

So, there are lint monsters in your driers. Sometimes they get trapped in the lint screen. That steal your socks, and take them to the Bermuda Triangle. The Bermuda Triangle is actually a portal to Mars.

Proof:

My friend Emily was once told to take out the lint from her drier. The next morning the lint disappeared from the trash can, no where to be found. For days, her socks hasn't disappeared. And once lint started building up again, her socks also started disappearing.

The Bermuda Triangle/ Mars is just a theroy.

A GAME THEROY!

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I regret nothing.