Ik I said I wasn't gonna update but it felt wrong not to 😭 I'm a sucker for u guys

Anyways there's a bit of a time skip, Taekook graduated a couple months back and now a month away from their wedding

Yes, Jungkook did trip on his way to grab his diploma. Very expected of him 🤥

This whole update is about 1600 words in total so enjoy

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_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Taehyung be my prada bae

_.dumbfuckjuice._:

van.gogh_whore:
JUNGKOOKKDJSKD

mosthated_sehunnn:
He really took the time to edit that eye—

van.gogh_whore:
My fiancé sumthin else 🗿

bratz.king:
Was it really necessary to say fiancé? 😒

van.gogh_whore:
Well what else am I supposed to say?

van.gogh_whore:
Boyfriend?

van.gogh_whore:
U want me to downgrade?

bratz.king:
It's cringy

van.gogh_whore:
And ur being a bitch so thanks luv

bratz.king:
U've been hanging around Agust too much and it shows

thatonepersoninfics:
Ayo calm down no fighting

hiwelcometojinnies:
U two r best friends stop arguing over sum dumb shit

hopeonthesidewalk:
Jimin just let Tae be

hopeonthesidewalk:
He's just happy about his engagement it's understandable

bratz.king:
Yeah yeah 🙄

van.gogh_whore:
Hag aside 😗

van.gogh_whore:
Guys I'm having trouble choosing flowers

van.gogh_whore:
I completely forgot about it and we need it picked in the next few days so they're ready for the wedding next month

hiwelcometojinnies:
I'll help

notyoongimin:
Yo I straightened my hair and it's straight

notyoongimin:
Very much straighter than Jungkook

hiwelcometojoonies:
Anything's straighter than Jungkook I don't see ur point here 🤥

thatonepersoninfics:
Omg it is pretty straight

hopeonthesidewalk:
Oh wow that's straight

van.gogh_whore:
I dont see what your hair has anything to do with my problem

notyoongimin:
I dont see what your problem has anything to do with my hair

bratz.king:
Agust 🤦‍♂️

notyoongimin:
Hey baby missed me?

hopeonthesidewalk:
🗿

hiwelcometojinnies:
Ffs stop using Yoongi's acc u whore

_.dumfuckjuice._ added yoonilicious

_.dumfuckjuice._ added agustwants_d_eath

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Problem solved 🐷

thatonepersoninfics:
Omg—

thatonepersoninfics:
Did Jungkook just do something rational?

hopeonthesidewalk:
I smell something burning

hiwelcometojoonies:
I think it's Jungkook's brain from thinking

agustwants_d_eath:
Now I can pop in whenever thanks

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Np daddy 🤩

hiwelcometojinnies:
JUNGKOOK

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Mb love you Taehyungie boongie 😔👉🏼👈🏼

van.gogh_whore:
*sigh* I don't blame him Agust does give off daddy energy

van.gogh_whore:
Anyways

van.gogh_whore:
I'm so happy u guys r supportive of our engagement now

van.gogh_whore:
Thank u really

mosthated_sehunnn:
Ofc we are :)

hopeonthesidewalk:
We were just concerned at the start but seems like u've alrdy thought everything out beforehand

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Tae let me pick our suits

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
We gon be princes 🐷

agustwants_d_eath:
U let the mac n cheese guy pick ur wedding suits?

thatonepersoninfics:
What I was thinking ^ 💀

van.gogh_whore:
He actually picked really good ones

van.gogh_whore:
They're both blue and mine has a white cape thing

van.gogh_whore:
The rest of the wedding will be white tho

van.gogh_whore:
All of ur suits will be white too

hiwelcometojoonies:
YOONIE AS THE FLOWER BOY IN HIS WHITE SKIRT OR DRESS 😭

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
OMGKSJDKSPLEASE

hopeonthesidewalk:
🙂

agustwants_d_eath:
No

bratz.king:
Srsly? Out of all the themes u'd choose u chose white?

mosthated_sehunnn:
It's a wedding Jimin—

bratz.king:
Well I look fat in white

hopeonthesidewalk:

hiwelcometojinnies:
It's not ur wedding so the attention wouldn't be on u anyways u hag

bratz.king:
Whatever 😒

van.gogh_whore:
Okay what's your fucking problem?

van.gogh_whore:
I've been trying to ignore your negativity over my engagement these last few months but ur srsly getting on my nerves Jimin

van.gogh_whore:
Ur supposed to be by my side as my best friend not the person that objects in the middle of my wedding ceremony

bratz.king:
I am ur best friend

van.gogh_whore:
Well fucking act like it for once

bratz.king:
Wow okay

bratz.king:
I'm not as cheery as u wanted me to be over a wedding that's not mine and suddenly I'm less of a friend

van.gogh_whore:
That's not what I meant 🤦‍♂️

bratz.king:
U know what nevermind

bratz.king:
Good luck with ur damn wedding

thatonepersoninfics:
...

hiwelcometojoonies:
Wdf just happened—

agustwants_d_eath:
Damn my baby's feisty

mosthated_sehunnn:
😠

hopeonthesidewalk:
Shut up Agust nobody asked u 😤🤥😤😤

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SOTC:

7/23/20

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Song: Pacman by eaJ

Stan Jae and Day6 in general whores

Jae's literally the most unproblematic king out there like mans found out ppl were profiting out of his works on Spotify but he just laughed it off like bro I woulda been pissed asf